If I gave you.....game

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:28 pm

apey wrote:Find a man that wasn't so damn nasty and have a go at it

If I gave you a dollar.....

... I would give you suggs' phone number.

If I gave you herpes...

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:30 pm

I would be really really really mad at you and tell everyone that you had crabs I saw them :lol:

If I gave you a pepsi and a snickers ...............

darth emperor · Post by **darth emperor** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:47 pm

i would think u got stoned with a pepsi

if i gave u some cards...

apey · Post by **apey** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:51 pm

I would play a game of solitaire
If I gave you a hickey

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:41 pm

...I'd grab your tits with sweaty palms and bash one out over a wank mag.

If i laughed and belched in your ugly, pox ridden face...

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:46 pm

I'd be a mirror

If I gave you two cows...

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:50 pm

...I'd eat one whole, and ride the other one bareback on my way to give Snowpepsi a DEEP DICKING.

If I gave you a curse which meant you belched every time you tried to chat up a girl...

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:05 pm

Hey Snowpepsi, fancy it?

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:26 pm

suggs wrote:If I gave you a curse which meant you belched every time you tried to chat up a girl...

I'd have one hell of an excuse.

If I gave you a chicken wing...

william18 · Post by **william18** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:31 pm

I would throw it away when your not looking.

If I gave you a container of liquid nitrogen...

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:57 pm

I'd shove someone's head in it.

if i gave you a nuke...

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:01 pm

I'd disarm it.

If I gave you a birthday party...

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:57 pm

I'd kill the people who came

If i grabbed ur balls and ripped them out then put them in your hands...

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:33 pm

I'd laugh at your failure

If I washed your mouth out with soap..

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:36 pm

id make bubbles with my mouth

If i stabbed ur eyes with knives and still let u live....

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:40 pm

I would be blind but looking at you that would probably be better for me anyways
if I slapped your mouth

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pm

i would slap u bak

If i bit ur ears off..

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pm

I'd sew them back on

If I fed you to an alligator

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:44 pm

I would jump up and down for joy

if I came to your house

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:35 pm

chocolate chip cookies...

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:39 pm

I would love you forever not that I don't anyways
If I gave you a free vacation to the bahamas

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:42 pm

banana

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:46 pm

we could just use mine

Snowpepsi · Post by **Snowpepsi** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:53 pm

Okay

If you could bring one person with you...

apey · Post by **apey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:54 pm

besides you?
my hubby

same question to you