Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:43 pm
Sorry, someone mention COCK?
Nickbaldwin wrote:He's 9 inches in mine too <3<3
What a man.
Conquer Club
Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
http://www.tools.conquerclub.com/forum/
Do you think she wanted me?
http://www.tools.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40493
Page 2 of 2
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:50 pm
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:21 pm
"Everbody knows that No means Yes,
Just like my glasses come free on the NHS...
But the more i look through them,
The more i see,
I becoming more like Alfie..."
Just like my glasses come free on the NHS...
But the more i look through them,
The more i see,
I becoming more like Alfie..."
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:16 pm
was definitely a guy 
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:24 pm
Norsey, YOU ARE IN MY SON! Go get her, and stuff her up the old drainpipe. Then kick her out of bed and flush her down the loo, so she is with the rest of the female race-in the shit.
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:27 pm
suggs wrote:Norsey, YOU ARE IN MY SON! Go get her, and stuff her up the old drainpipe. Then kick her out of bed and flush her down the loo, so she is with the rest of the female race-in the shit.
Well, let us not be too harsh, she makes a fairly nice roast for a dumpster slut.
Eh, can't be too fussy these days.
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:27 pm
I mean if she really wants you
someone once told me to bury a batch in her snatch or down the hatch
someone once told me to bury a batch in her snatch or down the hatch
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:30 pm
When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't f*ck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't f*ck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:31 pm
Blitzaholic wrote:how bout you bury a batch, in her snatch or down the hatch?
Both...
But I wouldnt wear protection..it is like wearing welly-boots in a bath tub..not right. Not that I want to be a father yet, but I'd prefer her to not abort my spawn...the world could do with more people like me.
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:32 pm
Nickbaldwin wrote:When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't f*ck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
This makes me happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:37 pm
Well, if Nick gave a f*ck about a bitch he'd always be broke,
And he'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't do me
Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes, That's somethin I learned in the Chaps
so how the f*ck am I supposed to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma f*ck a couple mo' times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the Norsey, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
I gives a f*ck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Nick
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!
And he'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't do me
Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes, That's somethin I learned in the Chaps
so how the f*ck am I supposed to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma f*ck a couple mo' times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the Norsey, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
I gives a f*ck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Nick
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:54 pm
NickyyBaldiddle, rippin up da mic.
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:33 pm
This is one of the reasons why Norse got banned.
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:39 pm
ahh
wheer't netty? ahh gorra geet me owld nuts empty afta'at
wheer't netty? ahh gorra geet me owld nuts empty afta'at
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:56 pm
Nickbaldwin wrote:Well, if Nick gave a f*ck about a bitch he'd always be broke,
And he'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't do me
Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes, That's somethin I learned in the Chaps
so how the f*ck am I supposed to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma f*ck a couple mo' times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the Norsey, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
I gives a f*ck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Nick
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!
It ain't no fun if the homies can get none.
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:05 pm
ur a fool
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:24 pm
I always thought this was one of my more cleverer posts. I regret it now though. I bet norses 9 inches will beat anybodys 12 inches0ojakeo0 wrote:9 in? pfft
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:52 pm
haha well thank god you won norse if you lost if would have been funny as hell!
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:06 pm
We back, we mack, stay blunted
Knee pads, yo hoes they wanted
Penthouse two o'clock eleven hundred
It aint no fun if I can't reroute your hoes in this direction
Swerve in the intersection, I'm done she restin
No question, done session
Home wreckin, Doc motherfuckin Snorri no guessin
Nothin less than, I mess when I'm sexin
Bang on the block
Even Asian bitches like to bang cock
Draws drop, she bunny hops
On it like a pro, she comes out the clothes
Knee pads, yo hoes they wanted
Penthouse two o'clock eleven hundred
It aint no fun if I can't reroute your hoes in this direction
Swerve in the intersection, I'm done she restin
No question, done session
Home wreckin, Doc motherfuckin Snorri no guessin
Nothin less than, I mess when I'm sexin
Bang on the block
Even Asian bitches like to bang cock
Draws drop, she bunny hops
On it like a pro, she comes out the clothes