Conquer Club

brooksieb wrote:as demon killed my children i had to take revenge so i threw demon on to nesconquerer demons head went straight into nes's shield (brooksieb remembers the times his dad used to beat him up with a belt due to his high deficientcies) and got so pissed off his face turned purple (like a fat mon!) shhh....

You pushed it man! *throws shield away*
I need no stinking shield. *Gets out his trusty pocket diskarmor*
This is the way to go! *Smacks brooksieb in the head with the diskarmor*
That will learn ya.

steals brooksieb's dildo and whacks NES with it.

this is king of the hill all over again.

THROWS THE WEIRD ONE IN JAIL FOR THE HECK OF IT

*Rubs head from dildo hit*
ouch... *Banishes fireedud into the NES cartridge labeled "desert bus 2"*
ha ha ha!

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!! *blaaaasaaaaam*

[quote="brooksieb"]it is a forum fight

the rules...well only rule is you must not say you have beaten everyone and uve won the fight ill do a example

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy:i shat on you hahahaha i win

example 2

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy2: brooksieb tasered me hard i was bleeding but then i fired a ak-47 and hit him in the ding-dongs


AND ANOTHER RULE IS U CANT SAY THINGS THAT DONT MAKE SENCE E.G.

BROOKSIEB HIT U WITH A BAMBOO STICK SENDING U SPARK OUT

RANDOM GUY STABBED YOU

ITS OK MAKING A COMBACK BUT DO IT IN A WAY THAT MAKES SENCE

k so ill start it off for real

brooksieb was sharpening his pitchfork...ready for a fight

and by the way kids brooksieb's dildo weapon is copyrighted so if u break the copyright of using a dildo without brooksiebs permission....well you feel the wrath of GOING ON THE LIST

LIST OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE BROKEN THIS COPYRIGHT

1.fireedud
2.NESconqueror

bump

Nes didn't steal your dildo copyright, he was rubbing his head from the stolen dildo copyright. And he didn't get his own, he stole it from you. So just take it back and smack him with it.

bump

I use the dildo, and mess you up.



[size=0]I just wanted to be on the list.....[/size]

diddle wrote:I use the dildo, and mess you up.



[size=0]I just wanted to be on the list.....[/size]

I was never stealing your copyright at all... From this point onward, I will make a point to give credit where credit is due for the dildo!
(Credit goes to brooksieb for having one)

*straps NES to 100 barrels of gunpowder*

demon7896 wrote:*straps NES to 100 barrels of gunpowder*

uh... this is not good at all. *Bites through the licorice rope that strapped me to the barrels of gunpowder*
Licorice is a good thing to eat, not tie up!

brooksieb slaps em both up with his dildo and looks at em if they're idiots

*Shadowstar fires his lazer @ NES and brook, sending them towards the gunpowder and blowing them up as well*

takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.

fireedud wrote:takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.

*Flies out of explosion with the lack of an arm*
I will be back! *Runs off with only one arm gone*

NESconqueror wrote:

fireedud wrote:takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.

*Flies out of explosion with the lack of an arm*
I will be back! *Runs off with only one arm gone*

You quoted the wrong post, bub.

Shadowstar wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

fireedud wrote:takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.

*Flies out of explosion with the lack of an arm*
I will be back! *Runs off with only one arm gone*

You quoted the wrong post, bub.

I was in a hurry... But I am BACK! *Swings the bionic arm at shadowstar and gives his the ultimate wedgie!*

gets gluegun and tapes NES to the wedgie

NESconqueror wrote:

Shadowstar wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

fireedud wrote:takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.

*Flies out of explosion with the lack of an arm*
I will be back! *Runs off with only one arm gone*

You quoted the wrong post, bub.

I was in a hurry... But I am BACK! *Swings the bionic arm at shadowstar and gives his the ultimate wedgie!*

Ahh, but you see, I'm not wearing any UNDERWEAR today!

*Destroys Bionic Arm with Lazer*

points laser at shadow and cuts him down so that he is 2 feet tall

i employ mike tyson to bang up mike tyson but i ran out of money and am bankrupt so i fake death myself

Builds time machine and goes back to very beggining to destroy brookreibs dildo and that will mean destroying some of the forum messages so anything about dildo will cease to exist!!!