Conquer Club

darn guiscard! should have checked the posts before posting my hilarious bench gag.
i'm off to raise the standard, going for no. 4.

ignotus wrote:This is Guiscard working on his muscles.

Nah. I don't go for lycra. I wear genuine tiger-skin pants, just like the circus strongmen.

Here's a pic of me without my shirt:

Coleman wrote:I'm not a woman and I think benching is gay. (literally, gay people do it to pick up other gay people)

There are women who bench. This whole topic is flawed.

misterman10 wrote:Here's a pic of me without my shirt:

..and the fish was this big!

ignotus wrote:

misterman10 wrote:Here's a pic of me without my shirt:

..and the fish was this big!

lol...i like the picture with the guy measuring with his hands...sooooo many captions.

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

lol...i like the picture with the guy measuring with his hands...sooooo many captions.

QFT!

nice job quoting that...noob

lol jk but seriously fix it.

misterman10 wrote:Here's a pic of me without my shirt:

misterman10's muscles are Huge.

Hawt abs.

Last time I maxed I did 195 (a long time ago). I'd probably could do 215 or more now.

I am far too busy pissing my life away in bars to find out how much i can 'bench'. I mean I know this is a Risk™ forum and all, but jeez. You should get out more. If you want a bigger chest you could always consider surgery.
Anyway I reckon i could prolly do about 250.

260 is my max but i don't like to do it because it kills my elbows

heavycola wrote: You should get out more. If you want a bigger chest you could always consider surgery.

Or we could NOT be pussies and work out the natural way...

dustn64 wrote:Or we could NOT be pussies and work out the natural way...

What, you mean like US gold medal winning athletes???

sangfroid wrote:

dustn64 wrote:Or we could NOT be pussies and work out the natural way...

What, you mean like US gold medal winning athletes???

Ya

sangfroid wrote:

dustn64 wrote:Or we could NOT be pussies and work out the natural way...

What, you mean like US gold medal winning athletes???

If you mean by taking protein and keratin to make us better athletes and be fit, then yes. I personally have no problem with that. Whats wrong with it?

autoload wrote:

misterman10 wrote:Here's a pic of me without my shirt:

misterman10's muscles are Huge.

autoload's brain is Huge.

dustn64 wrote:If you mean by taking protein and keratin to make us better athletes and be fit, then yes. I personally have no problem with that. Whats wrong with it?

That's not remotely what I'm referring to.

autoload wrote:

misterman10 wrote:Here's a pic of me without my shirt:

misterman10's muscles are Huge.

and the biggest piece of bullshit goes to: Misterman10!

Uhh,

What the f*ck is the 'Im a woman' option?

There's some horrible assertions in this poll. Women don't bench press? Or are not allowed? Or what? What is your reasoning here?

Or are you implying that if guys don't bench press they must be 'women' which i guess is the same thing.

f*ck all your gender defined roles.

radiojake wrote:Uhh,

What the f*ck is the 'Im a woman' option?

There's some horrible assertions in this poll. Women don't bench press? Or are not allowed? Or what? What is your reasoning here?

Or are you implying that if guys don't bench press they must be 'women' which i guess is the same thing.

f*ck all your gender defined roles.

f*ck your political correctness.

hmm. . .honestly, I don't know.

soundout9 wrote:

Coleman wrote:I'm not a woman and I think benching is gay. (literally, gay people do it to pick up other gay people)

There are women who bench. This whole topic is flawed.

You must be a weak nerd then

no offense though

No, actually it is a very common thing in the homosexual community now.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

radiojake wrote:Uhh,

What the f*ck is the 'Im a woman' option?

There's some horrible assertions in this poll. Women don't bench press? Or are not allowed? Or what? What is your reasoning here?

Or are you implying that if guys don't bench press they must be 'women' which i guess is the same thing.

f*ck all your gender defined roles.

f*ck your political correctness.

Nothing to do with being 'PC' (now isn't that a dirty word)

Just trying to point out the fact that society is so extremely and inherently patriarchal that it comes out in everyday language. -

Also I hope you realise the irony and how easy it is for a white male to say 'f*ck political correctness' - maybe because you have everything the way you want it already?