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Conquer Club • The Guy Poll II - Page 2
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:14 pm
by btownmeggy
Aegnor wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Aegnor wrote:*Bad looks (it's not the most aesthetic organ you've ever seen)


Compared to the vagina???


Yeah, compared to the vagina, what else did you have in mind?[/quote

I had in mind that the vagina is not terribly attractive, itself.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:27 pm
by Aegnor
btownmeggy wrote:
Aegnor wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Aegnor wrote:*Bad looks (it's not the most aesthetic organ you've ever seen)


Compared to the vagina???


Yeah, compared to the vagina, what else did you have in mind?[/quote

I had in mind that the vagina is not terribly attractive, itself.


Well I suppose we can't really be objective about that matter. Each person and their own taste :)

Re: The Guy Poll II

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:39 pm
by Kaplowitz
Simonov wrote:
hecter wrote:Well boys, I don't know about you, but I most certainly wish I had a vagina. Do you?


very strange.:shock:
heard of penis envy but this...you lost it man.

well at least nowadays you have opportunity to fulfill this wish.
so either go to plastic surgeon or use do-it-yourself approach.

tools required:
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good luck! :twisted: just watch what u wish for next time cause maybe your wish gets true.


No one said that he couldnt have both at the same time.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:21 pm
by DAZMCFC
Pros:
*Erection

Cons:
*Erection


QFT

ive ben looking for a reason to use that one, ive never used it before, thanks aegnor, :lol: [/quote]


one day your time will come and so will you. :lol:

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:15 pm
by Coleman
I wish I had one to play with, but not on me.

Am I the only one who saw the poll this way?

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:39 pm
by tzor
First of all, I clearly voted no, but I'm not quite sure why I voted no.

Second of all, why are we all comparing apples and oranges? The penis is not the vagina and vice versa. The penis corresponds to the clitoris in the female. The principle difference is the utheral passage is joined to the penis but seperated from the clitoris allowing males to be able to effectively urinate from an upright position.

On the other hand, least I appear to be too biased, it should be pointed out that at a nudist beach when a man is aroused by the dight of a woman, it's intitutively obvious to even a casual observer, but when a woman is arounsed by the sight of a man it's not intuitiely obvious.

Minor nit picks: Simonov, you just compared the penis to the vulva, the female external organs not the vagina.

And yes in theory you could have both!

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:12 pm
by lord twiggy1
DAZMCFC wrote:Pros:
*Erection

Cons:
*Erection


QFT

ive ben looking for a reason to use that one, ive never used it before, thanks aegnor, :lol:



one day your time will come and so will you. :lol:[/quote]


AHH so many meanies in these forums

*runs away to a playground and cries in one of the tube slides*

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:37 pm
by sam_levi_11
lord twiggy1 wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:Pros:
*Erection

Cons:
*Erection


QFT

ive ben looking for a reason to use that one, ive never used it before, thanks aegnor, :lol:


one day your time will come and so will you. :lol:



AHH so many meanies in these forums

*runs away to a playground and cries in one of the tube slides*


man where i used to live we had one that went round in a 3/4 circle, no idea what for as it was just a tube...but anyway, it was a place for u to advertise ur way of thinking....like
random scribble wrote:my mom loves my huge hard knob


or more popular choice is this
another scribble wrote:call {number} for some hot sticky fun boys

my mate one rang one it turns out some put hers moms number....LOL

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:38 pm
by lord twiggy1
thats exactly like the slide im talking about

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:41 pm
by sam_levi_11
yeah, basically it was used for teenagers to write filthy messages, i think there a few that are actually used to abuse me

one i distinctly remember is:
chav guys scribble wrote:sam-go home and cry u dirty emo, and take ur mates with you u filthy emos


:cry:

of course i wrote one back...
my message wrote:fuk off u chav

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:50 pm
by lord twiggy1
those slides are also like public bathrooms

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:51 pm
by DAZMCFC
sam wtf are you doing in a tubelar slide. how old are you now. :roll:

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:56 pm
by lord twiggy1
they are the best kind of slide there is so i dont blame him :lol:

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:35 pm
by static_ice
"vagina's are great I wish I had one" - American Dad :)


now lets not forget the hermaphrodites; some of them have both organs, although usually if they are mostly female then their penis isn't completely formed or functional, and if they're majority male then their vagina isn't completely formed and not functional...

hey so I guess if you were a majority male hermaphrodite, and if your female part was completed enough but not all the way, you could do yourself and not get periods :P

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:39 pm
by lord twiggy1
lol

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:39 pm
by hecter
Coleman wrote:I wish I had one to play with, but not on me.

Am I the only one who saw the poll this way?

Yup, 'cause I most certainly didn't!

Though, if I did have one, I would definitely play with it :)

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:41 pm
by unriggable
It would take a construction truck to move mine.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:55 am
by Iliad
tzor wrote:First of all, I clearly voted no, but I'm not quite sure why I voted no.

Second of all, why are we all comparing apples and oranges? The penis is not the vagina and vice versa. The penis corresponds to the clitoris in the female. The principle difference is the utheral passage is joined to the penis but seperated from the clitoris allowing males to be able to effectively urinate from an upright position.

On the other hand, least I appear to be too biased, it should be pointed out that at a nudist beach when a man is aroused by the dight of a woman, it's intitutively obvious to even a casual observer, but when a woman is arounsed by the sight of a man it's not intuitiely obvious.

Minor nit picks: Simonov, you just compared the penis to the vulva, the female external organs not the vagina.

And yes in theory you could have both!

Umm professor we don't need a scientific comparing of a penis and a vagina.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:02 am
by Skittles!
sam_levi_11 wrote:yeah, basically it was used for teenagers to write filthy messages, i think there a few that are actually used to abuse me

one i distinctly remember is:
chav guys scribble wrote:sam-go home and cry u dirty emo, and take ur mates with you u filthy emos


:cry:

of course i wrote one back...
my message wrote:fuk off u chav

I'm seriously wondering why 'emo' is used as an insult...

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:44 pm
by unriggable
Skittles! wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:yeah, basically it was used for teenagers to write filthy messages, i think there a few that are actually used to abuse me

one i distinctly remember is:
chav guys scribble wrote:sam-go home and cry u dirty emo, and take ur mates with you u filthy emos


:cry:

of course i wrote one back...
my message wrote:fuk off u chav

I'm seriously wondering why 'emo' is used as an insult...


Its like gay or faggot. Just an insult for no reason really.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:47 pm
by static_ice
unriggable wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:yeah, basically it was used for teenagers to write filthy messages, i think there a few that are actually used to abuse me

one i distinctly remember is:
chav guys scribble wrote:sam-go home and cry u dirty emo, and take ur mates with you u filthy emos


:cry:

of course i wrote one back...
my message wrote:fuk off u chav

I'm seriously wondering why 'emo' is used as an insult...


Its like gay or faggot. Just an insult for no reason really.


well I know that non-emos don't like to be called emos...

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:51 pm
by 0ojakeo0
mmm

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:18 pm
by XenHu
static_ice wrote:
unriggable wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:yeah, basically it was used for teenagers to write filthy messages, i think there a few that are actually used to abuse me

one i distinctly remember is:
chav guys scribble wrote:sam-go home and cry u dirty emo, and take ur mates with you u filthy emos


:cry:

of course i wrote one back...
my message wrote:fuk off u chav

I'm seriously wondering why 'emo' is used as an insult...


Its like gay or faggot. Just an insult for no reason really.


well I know that non-emos don't like to be called emos...


I hate to tell you, but we're all 'emos'.

Do you smile?

Laugh?

Cry?

Do you get angry. Sad? Excited?

You're emo.

I think we've all lost sight of the fact that 'emo' is short for 'emotional'.

If you don't feel emotion, you aren't human.

-X

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:22 pm
by 0ojakeo0
tru tru

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:29 pm
by static_ice
XenHu wrote:
I hate to tell you, but we're all 'emos'.

Do you smile?

Laugh?

Cry?

Do you get angry. Sad? Excited?

You're emo.

I think we've all lost sight on the fact that 'emo' is short for 'emotional'.

If you don't feel emotion, you aren't human.

-X


of course we're all emotional, however these days emo isn't just short for emotional, it labels a subculture that exemplifies sadness and depression. I know we are all emotional but being emo is different.