Conquer Club

you didn't wish for anything...
i wish i was stronger

although this HAS been done before, i like the title better than the previous plain "the wishing game"

Granted, you got strong, too bad someone Even stronger beat you up and put you in paralysis.

I wish I could jump higher.

agtsmitty wrote:Granted, you got strong, too bad someone Even stronger beat you up and put you in paralysis.

I wish I could jump higher.

granted

nothing bad happens

I wish I was a pro football player

granted, but due to the fact that the rest of your team is worthless, you are bound by law to stay until 10 years past retirement age. you break your legs in a game, and get trampled by the players, one kicking you in the testicles. you die, and then go to hell because you didn't grant agtsmitty's wish.
i wish stop motion was easier to make

granted but since I dont know what that is I totally screw up you wish

i wish that I was actually good at risk

dominationnation wrote:i wish that I was actually good at risk

granted, but all of your partners are total n00bs and you loose because of them.

I wish that i was the leader of a small island country

Granted but it accidentally gets nuked by Korea.

I wish we had mroe evil people.

granted but they summon the devil and he swallows you whole




I wish 5 million posts

granted, but there are now too many posts and the site crashes

I wish I were 8 feet tall

Granted, but your bones cannot support your weight and height, you die at age 5.

I wish I had a fish

Granted but it is a great white shark and you get your (insert body part here) taken off



I wish nothing bad would happen to me

granted, but since nothing bad happens to you, you are forced to live in a box like me.

i wish i had a bigger box

Edit: Granted, but the box is so big you cannot get out.
I wish I had a Mountain Dew.

granted, but you drink so much that you die from consuming too much sugar

I wish I had a Popsicle

Granted, but you get a super brain freeze and you go into acoma for 3 years.
I wish it was Halloween.

granted but it is so cold that you freeze your tounge stuck to it

I wish that my mafia game became more active

granted, now i am going to spam the mafia game

I wish I had premium
FOR FREE

Granted, but then you get banned from ConquerClub forever.

I wish I had a Harley Davidson.

granted, but you get beat up by biker gangs when you take it out for a spin, and they take your harley.
i wish i had a ferrari

Granted, but as a small toy.

I wish I could use a real magical wand..

granted, but harry potter fans see this and are enraged that you got one before daniel radcliffe did, so they lynch you by mob action
i wish summer vacation was longer

granted, though you die during the summer vacation

I wish it never ends.

granted altough you get bored and kill yourself

I wish for an infinate amount of money

granted, though you choke on the amount of money you greedy fucker.

I wish they'll never get me.

Granted, but I get you

I wish Jessica alba would let me hit