Conquer Club

Either one or 2...But be sure to make her confortable if you can't tell her yourself.

cena-rules wrote:I would get to know the girl as a really good friend then see if she wants to step it up a level.

that doesn't always work

what usually happens is she values you too much as a friend and doesn't wanna risk ruining it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkBAUqp6NKg

clapper011 wrote:I have someone asking me for advice on a new relationship. He says he really likes this girl he met and talks to her for hours online. He isn't sure of how to tell her that he likes her..what would you do ?

Buy a webcam, write in pen on my cock "i fancy you" go on the webcam tell her to look and whip it out. I think she would get the picture.

You silvertongued devil you - how can they resist?

b.k. barunt wrote:

Fo Sho wrote:Bunch of doctors of love on this website... lol. Great place to ask: An online risk forum.

The guy was prob talking about you by the way. It's a classic high school move, where you have a girl you are crushin on, but don't know how to tell her.... Watch, guaranteed in a few days he'll be like, "the girl I like is you" Or else he'll use the advice you give him on you.

Personally I prefer the straight forward approach- Slap her on the ass, if she doesn't get pissed then you are in . lol. You'd be amazed how well that works in college.

You're absolutely right. An online risk forum is not really the best place to get advice of this nature. I would say that the amount of time you spend here (pretty much every night) is a pretty good indication of how well you do with the ladies. "Slap her on the ass . . ." Brilliant!!

lol... Believe it or not, I still have a few shreads of being a gentleman left in me, so yes I was just kidding about that. And I'm home for the summer from college... I'm from a tiny ass town in northern california, where the pickins are slim... Plus I work 7 days a week during the summer. I'm not saying I'm some sort of pimp or something, but in college you really don't have to have any game to be able to hook up with girls basically every night...

Where do you pick up your girls bk? down at the retirement home?? Oh no that's right... you prefer younger girls, your the old creepy guy that sits on a bench in the park and leers at all the girls a quarter your age.

You miserable shell of a human being.

A little tiny town in N. Cal huh? I was born in Chico. They have rednecks up there that make the ones in the southern states look like liberals, so now i know where you get your tendencies. The funny thing is though, the rednecks up there aren't the type to wave the flag from safety like you - most of them join up and fight for what they believe in. Go figure. Btw, as far as "picking up chicks", i've been married to one woman for the past 34 years.

static_ice wrote:

cena-rules wrote:I would get to know the girl as a really good friend then see if she wants to step it up a level.

that doesn't always work

what usually happens is she values you too much as a friend and doesn't wanna risk ruining it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkBAUqp6NKg

Doesn't work.

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Straight from bash.org.

I'm not a boy but not a man. - Brittany Spears

1. NEVER talk to her over the internet in any way shape or form. Failing that, at LEAST don't spill the beans to her over the internet or over the phone. Most girls want a guy with testicles.

2. You've got to know the girl. Meaning the manner in which you spill the beans will generally be different depending on which girl you're spilling the beans to.

3. Don't do it to begin with. "Like" is such an idiotic euphemism, and if he has to use it, he shouldn't be trying to get romantic with her in the first place.

Ok, right, it's really simple, what your friend needs to do is drop the mic, walk up to this hot chick and be all like "Sup lady, my name's Slim Shady. I'm the lead singer in D12 baby", and she'll be like "Oh my god it's him! Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem! I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock! Please Marshall please let me suck your cock!" however the rest of the fellas could get jealous, especially if he drops the beat and does his acapellas. But y'know, it's probably worth the risk, and the chances of success are pretty high.
Hope that helps,
DM

OnlyAmbrose wrote:1. NEVER talk to her over the internet in any way shape or form. Failing that, at LEAST don't spill the beans to her over the internet or over the phone. Most girls want a guy with testicles.

2. You've got to know the girl. Meaning the manner in which you spill the beans will generally be different depending on which girl you're spilling the beans to.

3. Don't do it to begin with. "Like" is such an idiotic euphemism, and if he has to use it, he shouldn't be trying to get romantic with her in the first place.

You make it sound so easy. I never expected to fall in love with LaFawnduh...it just sort of happened that way.

my first post in the clubhouse is in this thread

oh yeah bump

Tyr wrote:my first post in the clubhouse is in this thread

oh yeah bump

Do you have to keep bumping old threads?

I would tell the girl I like her or start stalking her and posting pics of her everywhere.

Tyr wrote:my first post in the clubhouse is in this thread

oh yeah bump

Tyr... There are several of us that would like to push for a temp forum ban for you. Stop it before the mods agree.

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Tyr wrote:my first post in the clubhouse is in this thread

oh yeah bump

Tyr... There are several of us that would like to push for a temp forum ban for you. Stop it before the mods agree.

QFT

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Tyr wrote:my first post in the clubhouse is in this thread

oh yeah bump

Tyr... There are several of us that would like to push for a temp forum ban for you. Stop it before the mods agree.

I think that Wicked said so in another thread

static_ice wrote:wait I'm confused do they know eachother in real life and talk online or are they online-only acquantances?

if its the former then instead of going the awkward way and say he likes her I would just go directly and ask her if she wants to go somewhere friday night

My answer as well

Skoffin wrote: Club her over the head and drag her to your lair. That's the standard advice anyway.

9/10

commendable on many levels

I would come right out and say it but MAKE SURE you say it in a way that doesn't creep her out because there is that assumption out there that any guy who persues a woman on the net must be a real creep. That's the #1 rule.

Inorder to get the balls to say it, just tell yourself who cares and then act immediately. This works better than it sounds.

Hey, if she's not into you, well it is JUST the internet afterall. You'll never have to worry about bumping into her on the street.

im so shgy. i alwasy wait for them to tell me thay like me. or we just stay frienss