Conquer Club

I am hoping we can just stop this war, and come to a peaceful agreement. No more blood has to be spilled. Can we do a 24 hour cease fire in all games? Maybe work out our differences?
In all honesty, I cant even remember why we are fighting in the first place.

I can be bribed with extremely high quality, fair trade, organic dark chocolate....

Unfortunately for you, the red mist has descended and some of us can only be paid off in blood.

emilywink wrote:
i miss these TOFU/S&M war threads
and i long to make Ara weep on his muddled carpet

can i be secretary of OBM?

Secretary General emilywink.
Supreme ruler of OBM, and thus the universe.
Sounds about right.

If elevated to this loftiest of positions, would you make sure we are well stocked in Jaffa Cakes and carpet cleaning supplies?

Since I’m fighting a war, I would like a lifetime supply of Trenbolone too (don’t worry I won’t live more than 2-3 months on it but I’ll leave a swath of destruction a county mile wide).

i am very strict with the finances, carpet cleaning supplies is simply not in our budget, and though i cannot do Trenbolone, i can do toblerone. It is not dark, but it might be enough to at least satisfy catnipdreams. As for Jaffa cakes, again, i can do toblerone. i am kinda banking on the toberlone satisfying the jaffa cake, dark chocolate, carpet cleaning supply and Trenbolone requests.

Wait, can you get high quality coffee?

Toblerone is tasty. Might make me forget the filthy carpet for a while...

Low quality medium roast coffee should be treated as a biohazard Swimmer
A great espresso is pleasing to the stomach, and the very soul of a being...

we could try to recruit iamcaffeine, but i think he might be more like the medium roast than the espresso

emilywink wrote:we could try to recruit iamcaffeine, but i think he might be more like the medium roast than the espresso

I laughed so hard -And I am so stealing that!

I have this friend who never shuts up about her dating life. I'm going to wait until she has found a reasonably unsavory type, and then drop that line
"So, what do you think?"
"uh, I think that guy might be more of a cheap medium roast than a fine espresso, dear. If you catch my drift..."

hehehehehe

emily, stop amusing the enemy! Tell them sad stories instead of jokes.

niMic wrote:emily, stop amusing the enemy! Tell them sad stories instead of jokes.

My cat died 12-12-2016.

Extreme Ways wrote:

niMic wrote:emily, stop amusing the enemy! Tell them sad stories instead of jokes.

My cat died 12-12-2016.

It's not really a story in this form though it is sad.

Dear thing had kidney as well as bladder issues. Couldn't keep in any liquid or food, didn't even want to eat his favorite meals. We were forced to put him down after about a week of this, devastating to see someone you love suffer so much.

We were lucky to be allowed to take him back home.

EW is stealing our new strategy!!!

bitch you cant even roast me properly when i cant respond!! now let me go enjoy my sticky toffee pudding in peace

emilywink wrote:EW is stealing our new strategy!!!

Here's another one.

S&M is ahead

Extreme Ways wrote:

emilywink wrote:EW is stealing our new strategy!!!

Here's another one.

S&M is ahead

Hang on, that isn't sad news, that is the BEST news

at least you're doing your usual part and cheering on from the sidelines teegee

emilywink wrote:we could try to recruit iamcaffeine, but i think he might be more like the medium roast than the espresso

iAmCaffeine wrote:bitch you cant even roast me properly when i cant respond!! now let me go enjoy my sticky toffee pudding in peace

emilywink is a lovely person and my kind friend, she has got a name, and certainly her name is not bitch
she made a comment over cacao and coffee context together with a few others, and ur name has a resemblance, then she made a comment/joke without being rude, but nice and friendly to deserve your calling her a bitch...?
wow iamcaffeine, wooow, what a classy show !!!...

what you have got to do in this thread unless u put your best wishes, or good luck sort of stuff, or something positive, or something constructive...
would you shut the f*ck up and focus on your own games/threads/clan war etc...
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TeeGee wrote:

Extreme Ways wrote:

emilywink wrote:EW is stealing our new strategy!!!

Here's another one.

S&M is ahead

Hang on, that isn't sad news, that is the BEST news

iAmCaffeine wrote:at least you're doing your usual part and cheering on from the sidelines teegee

what is your motive here ?
teegee, his post, it has got nothing to do with you and this place is not a place for you to come over and spit all over to disgust this community.
1 month not enough ?
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What an amazing clan leader you are
Being a clan leader is a sacrifice, not a solo show, but finding ways to maximize benefits for the clan being led which is quite quite distant concept from you.
Avoid getting bans and leaving ur mates alone.
Respond to your responsibilities if you are a clan leader, otherwise drop down being one.

Leave this nice thread alone, please leave a place that remains clean off ur muddy foot prints...Can you do that ?
These ppl paid an effort for a year to come to this point and they deserve the best respect and comfort to have this battle...
Show some signs of respect over others pls, remember, ppl here are humanbeings like you and they deserve respect no less than you do as a person.

Do not make this site undesirable for others intentionally because of your own pains, vendetta.
I am going to set up a carnaval once i start to see some signs of quality to come from you Caff, dont let it take too long pls, i beg you.


Sorry folks, TOFU and MS, best of luck, have fun friends.

medium roast indeed

iAmCaffeine wrote:bitch you cant even roast me properly when i cant respond!! now let me go enjoy my sticky toffee pudding in peace

hahaha, you were on time out. and first word i see you post upon return is... "b*tch"

yes ive always considered you my little poodle x

I'm projecting it is at 20-25

Any internal person have a good estimation at this point?

Swimmerdude99 wrote:I'm projecting it is at 20-25

Any internal person have a good estimation at this point?

why this curious once swimmer now floater ?
are you about to win a nobel prize or whatelse if you call it close enough ?


love ya