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Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:15 am
by tzor
DoomYoshi wrote:As per title.
Wait a second, you are giving answers to D&D questions here?

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:28 am
by waauw
mrswdk wrote:Should people get spoils when their 1-hour turn times out?
Should chinese people get spoils? There are too many of them already after all.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:41 pm
by mrswdk
They are the only ones doing anything useful in this world they should get whatever they want.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:12 pm
by waauw
mrswdk wrote:They are the only ones doing anything useful in this world they should get whatever they want.
I'm not sure making Wonton all day qualifies as being usefull.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:09 pm
by DoomYoshi
I wonder why Fortune Cookies don't come with emoji-messages.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:03 am
by mrswdk
Fortune cookies are Japanese you pagans.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:04 pm
by notyou2
KoolBak wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:How much sage should I put in my meatloaf?
1/2 tsp per 1.5 lbs of meat
The correct answer is none. Use summer savoury instead.

You're welcome.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:09 pm
by notyou2
mrswdk wrote:Fortune cookies are Japanese you pagans.
I didn't realize Chicago is in Japan.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:39 pm
by tzor
mrswdk wrote:Fortune cookies are Japanese you pagans.
And? Emoji are from Japan also.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:40 pm
by patches70
I don't have any problems. What should I do?

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:52 pm
by saxitoxin
I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.


Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:54 pm
by Metsfanmax
saxitoxin wrote:I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.

How do you imagine mrswdk?

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:00 pm
by saxitoxin
Metsfanmax wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.

How do you imagine mrswdk?
I imagine you as Spock ... but the version portrayed by Zachary Quinto, not Leonard Nimoy.

Woodruff, on the other hand, I imagine as Mount Pinatubo (some people I imagine as inanimate objects).

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:12 pm
by DoomYoshi
I'll give you a magic flute alright.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:36 pm
by warmonger1981
DoomYoshi wrote:I'll give you a skin flute alright.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:07 pm
by saxitoxin
Here's DoomYoshi's second act aria where he magically summons a half-bird/half-human hooker from the Masonic Lodge and she demands he impregnate her to produce a master race of bird men.

Also known, in DoomYoshi's world, as a Wednesday.


Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:09 pm
by Metsfanmax
saxitoxin wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.

How do you imagine mrswdk?
I imagine you as Spock ... but the version portrayed by Zachary Quinto, not Leonard Nimoy.

Woodruff, on the other hand, I imagine as Mount Pinatubo (some people I imagine as inanimate objects).
That is not what I asked you.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:13 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
How do you imagine Symmetry?

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:24 pm
by riskllama
DirtyDishSoap wrote:How do you imagine Symmetry?
kind of like an irritating, gay english guy.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:34 pm
by saxitoxin
DirtyDishSoap wrote:How do you imagine Symmetry?
Rimmer from Red Dwarf
riskllama wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:How do you imagine Symmetry?
kind of like an irritating, gay english guy.
no, that's how i imagine you

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:43 pm
by riskllama
but, i'm a canadian... :(

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:08 am
by waauw
riskllama wrote:but, i'm a canadian... :(
Unless you're french canadian, same thing.

Re: Post Your Problems here for sage advice

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:42 am
by tzor
riskllama wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:How do you imagine Symmetry?
kind of like an irritating, gay english guy.
Now every time I see his posts I'm going to have a visual impression of Milo Yiannopoulos.