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DoomYoshi wrote:As per title.


Wait a second, you are giving answers to D&D questions here?
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mrswdk wrote:Should people get spoils when their 1-hour turn times out?

Should chinese people get spoils? There are too many of them already after all.
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They are the only ones doing anything useful in this world they should get whatever they want.
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mrswdk wrote:They are the only ones doing anything useful in this world they should get whatever they want.

I'm not sure making Wonton all day qualifies as being usefull.
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I wonder why Fortune Cookies don't come with emoji-messages.
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Fortune cookies are Japanese you pagans.
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KoolBak wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:How much sage should I put in my meatloaf?


1/2 tsp per 1.5 lbs of meat


The correct answer is none. Use summer savoury instead.

You're welcome.
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mrswdk wrote:Fortune cookies are Japanese you pagans.

I didn't realize Chicago is in Japan.
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mrswdk wrote:Fortune cookies are Japanese you pagans.


And? Emoji are from Japan also.
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I don't have any problems. What should I do?
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I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.

Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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saxitoxin wrote:I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.



How do you imagine mrswdk?
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Metsfanmax wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.



How do you imagine mrswdk?


I imagine you as Spock ... but the version portrayed by Zachary Quinto, not Leonard Nimoy.

Woodruff, on the other hand, I imagine as Mount Pinatubo (some people I imagine as inanimate objects).
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I'll give you a magic flute alright.
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DoomYoshi wrote:I'll give you a skin flute alright.
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Here's DoomYoshi's second act aria where he magically summons a half-bird/half-human hooker from the Masonic Lodge and she demands he impregnate her to produce a master race of bird men.

Also known, in DoomYoshi's world, as a Wednesday.

Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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saxitoxin wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I imagine CC players as different people I can relate to when I read posts. For DoomYoshi, I've always imagined him as Papageno from Mozart's The Magic Flute.



How do you imagine mrswdk?


I imagine you as Spock ... but the version portrayed by Zachary Quinto, not Leonard Nimoy.

Woodruff, on the other hand, I imagine as Mount Pinatubo (some people I imagine as inanimate objects).


That is not what I asked you.
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How do you imagine Symmetry?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:How do you imagine Symmetry?

kind of like an irritating, gay english guy.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:How do you imagine Symmetry?


Rimmer from Red Dwarf

riskllama wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:How do you imagine Symmetry?

kind of like an irritating, gay english guy.


no, that's how i imagine you
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but, i'm a canadian... :(
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riskllama wrote:but, i'm a canadian... :(

Unless you're french canadian, same thing.
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riskllama wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:How do you imagine Symmetry?

kind of like an irritating, gay english guy.

Now every time I see his posts I'm going to have a visual impression of Milo Yiannopoulos.
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