Conquer Club

Let's bring the banter back to this thread instead of hi-jacking the other. I heard shocked and hopalong bathe together, along with their pet goat. I can't believe he hasn't chimed in yet tbh.

iAmCaffeine wrote:Let's bring the banter back to this thread instead of hi-jacking the other. I heard shocked and hopalong bathe together, along with their pet goat. I can't believe he hasn't chimed in yet tbh.

i want to be double donked! it would be an honour and a pleasure.

ppl knead to wall me when these war threads git going. how cum you didnt reserve me a post, caf, lick you normally do?

you shouldnt just hear bout shocked n eye bathing together - you should chick it out wif yer own eyez:
https://screenqueens.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/1.jpg
though i eat me shocked spaghetti first, i always save me caffeine for dessert - yeah, i swallow.

to understand me better, yall need to watch Gummo - it is brilliant, from the maker of Kids ... and has bunnies in it!!! nuff said.

FYI - the pet goat dont talk, hence it not having chimed in yet.

Woah caff. No need to bring Delilah into this. Our goat ain't done nothing to you.

And yeah we all bathe in the salty tears of our opponents. We're looking forward to adding yours to our tear pool.

There he is.

f*ck Delilah.

Will Delilah even feel it if you do Caff?

You are going to feel what I am about to do to you - I promise you that.

rockfist wrote:Will Delilah even feel it if you do Caff?

You are going to feel what I am about to do to you - I promise you that.

I'm extremely ticklish, it's true.

is it april fools day agin? our war page has this as The Odd Tasting Soy Product VS Closing Down Sale - 50% Off all Players
i don't think i was drinking since i woke up hungover ... can someone else testitfy? i might be losin me mind.
https://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=showclans1
i think the russians hacked CC.

hopalong wrote:is it april fools day agin? our war page has this as The Odd Tasting Soy Product VS Closing Down Sale - 50% Off all Players
i don't think i was drinking since i woke up hungover ... can someone else testitfy? i might be losin me mind.
https://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=showclans1
i think the russians hacked CC.

They did it for Trump

Keefie wrote:

hopalong wrote:is it april fools day agin? our war page has this as The Odd Tasting Soy Product VS Closing Down Sale - 50% Off all Players
i don't think i was drinking since i woke up hungover ... can someone else testitfy? i might be losin me mind.
https://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=showclans1
i think the russians hacked CC.

They did it for Trump

W T F ??? !!!
I hope people get top see this before it's taken down.
Iwas going to give a few examplers of what I found funny, but, too many

This is amazing. I was afraid to click hops link but then others did so I assumed it was safe. Damn those are funny and a couple are savage.

Looks like umbunny got a name job from -50% to decaff. someone is playing favourites.

It's all about how loud you shout.

apologies for missed invites - went away for the weekend last minute.

You told me it was a business trip..

iAmCaffeine wrote:You told me it was a business trip..

Maybe it was a mind your own business trip

Keefie wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:You told me it was a business trip..

Maybe it was a mind your own business trip

oh, *snap*

For half a second i was wondering why hop was sporting a HH banner, then reality caught up with me

iAmCaffeine wrote:You told me it was a business trip..

i tell you alot of things that are alternative facts.

hopalong wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:You told me it was a business trip..

i tell you alot of things that are alternative facts.

So we don't have something special?

iAmCaffeine wrote:

hopalong wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:You told me it was a business trip..

i tell you alot of things that are alternative facts.

So we don't have something special?

You are something special, but what you have is probably not all that special.

I'm sad.

iAmCaffeine wrote:I'm sad.

It's good practice for how you'll feel after this war.

shocked439 wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

hopalong wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:You told me it was a business trip..

i tell you alot of things that are alternative facts.

So we don't have something special?

You are something special, but what you have is probably not all that special.

Special needs ???

So... shocked is short for shocktrooper?
Beware the new guy, he's got claws.

If you need a hug caff, come see me after the war. I wouldn't want my cold-hearted clan mates to leave you feeling too bad.
But business first.
And by business, I unfortunately mean the inevitable blood on the carpet... *sigh*

Have you ever thought about getting a crimson carpet?