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Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:02 pm
by BoganGod
Pubic lice are indigenous canadian insects. Oh Canada, you gave the world the moving itch that hurts to scratch.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 2:54 pm
by clangfield
Symmetry wrote:
riskllama wrote:isn't honcho the name of a gay dude rag? that's pretty close...


It's one of the few loan words English has from Japanese, but it's not hombre, hombre.


Hmm... more than a few:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_E ... ese_origin

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:40 pm
by Butters1919
riskllama wrote:nothing wrong w/moosehead - except the price... :evil:


looks like we're going to need a Canadian Beer Mod to deliberate this debate. I refuse to get involved until that mod has been appointed.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 7:41 pm
by notyou2
I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What ones have you had Butters?

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:41 am
by Serbia
notyou2 wrote:I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What Which ones have you had Butters?


Fixed.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:50 am
by mrswdk
Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 5:57 pm
by mookiemcgee
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?



No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:09 pm
by Serbia
mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?



No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead


Correct.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 7:32 pm
by notyou2
Serbia wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What Which ones have you had Butters?


Fixed.


Often there are only one or two types available outside of the Maritimes. There are about 20 where I live.

Which ones have you had Serb?

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 7:52 pm
by Serbia
notyou2 wrote:
Serbia wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What Which ones have you had Butters?


Fixed.


Often there are only one or two types available outside of the Maritimes. There are about 20 where I live.

Which ones have you had Serb?


I can't say with certainty that I've had any. I'd be very open to trying as many as I could though.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck... It Blows

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:21 pm
by degaston
Just kidding. Hard to imagine a less offensive neighbor.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 10:49 pm
by BoganGod
Can we move onto a conversation less likely to induce sleep.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:54 am
by mrswdk
Serbia wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?



No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead


Correct.


No one asked you.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:58 am
by iAmCaffeine
This thread does suck.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:26 am
by Serbia
mrswdk wrote:
Serbia wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?



No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead


Correct.


No one asked you.


No one specifically excluded me either, and doing so after the fact doesn't count, China Lady.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:51 pm
by DoomYoshi
Canada, where literally everything is made from corn - except for tortillas.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:51 am
by BoganGod
DoomYoshi wrote:Canada, where literally everything is made from corn - except for tortillas.

Maple syrup is made from corn? The conspiracy side of my divine nature would like to believe this twaddle. The all knowing part knows this to be a blatantly false, trolling, sweeping statement, designed to draw outrage comments from the feeble minded canucks on this site.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:23 pm
by DoomYoshi
http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:59 pm
by Dukasaur
DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Aunt Jemima is American.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:20 pm
by DoomYoshi
You're just sayin' that cuz she's black.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:32 pm
by Dukasaur
DoomYoshi wrote:You're just sayin' that cuz she's black.

Nope, I'm sayin' that because the Quaker Oats Company, who owns Aunt Jemima, is headquartered in Chicago, Illinois.

But she does kinda look like the maid in Gone With the Wind, eh? I wonder if that was intentional.

Anyway, I guess this has drifted pretty far off the topic of discussing Global Chat, so I guess I'd better move to it off-topics before I get more hate mail.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:33 pm
by mookiemcgee
Dukasaur wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Aunt Jemima is American.


Aunt Jemima is a brand of pancake mix, syrup, and other breakfast foods owned by the Quaker Oats Company of Chicago.

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:34 pm
by Dukasaur
mookiemcgee wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Aunt Jemima is American.


Aunt Jemima is a brand of pancake mix, syrup, and other breakfast foods owned by the Quaker Oats Company of Chicago.



Fucking speed typists. :evil:

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:10 pm
by riskllama
DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

you can't fight big corn syrup... :(

Re: Canada Does Not Suck

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:43 pm
by notyou2
Aunt Jemima syrup is TABLE syrup, not beloved Maple Syrup.