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Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:19 pm**

I've got clean underwear on. You're going down MM.

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:09 pm**

Dualta wrote:I've got clean underwear on. You're going down MM.

sounds like sexual harrasment to me ...

all invites sent for away games - fearless predictions, anyone?

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:31 am**

hopalong wrote:
Dualta wrote:I've got clean underwear on. You're going down MM.
sounds like sexual harrasment to me ...

all invites sent for away games - fearless predictions, anyone?

You take the amount of games Deli is in, multiply it by two, add half the number of games you are in hop, and divide it by
the number of games Chris is in. The result is the number of games we are going to lose, give or take 2. But only if it's a Wednesday, if Doc has had his morning coffee and if Daulta is wearing Clean underwear.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:32 pm**

Curious bout who is eating the most games? OP now has Hungry Hippos!

Stay tuned for Map Count.

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:20 pm**

If those underwear are clean, you need new glasses.

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:03 pm**

TheMissionary wrote:If those underwear are clean, you need new glasses.

i for one do not want to know how the missionary knows if Dualta's underwear is clean or not. i guess "mo muff" is out the window, unless there is something Dualta has not been forthcoming about.

We should have negotiated the tie breaker to be between missionary and I. We could have met at the local pond, set up a real risk board on a pallet of stone and played it out that way. i would have been up for a poly game, missionary pick the number of players on each team of poly. since we set up the map anyway, having it at my jobsite sounds perfectly legit. Mo Muff (or whatever you are going by these days)...pay no attention to those rough looking guys in the background with shovels...only be concerned if you see them grab pitchforks. this is a neutral territory.

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:32 pm**

I would have been ok with that, but not with the weather lately.

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:58 am**

hopalong wrote:Curious bout who is eating the most games? OP now has Hungry Hippos!

Stay tuned for Map Count.

Don't forget you can use your toes to help when you get to 10. If you still run into trouble, see if you can find a 5 year old to help. I know my almost 5 year old can count to 20, even with the disadvantage of spending a lot of hours in my care.

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:06 pm**

BigBallinStalin wrote:TOFU will be crushed--without mercy! Prisoners will be convicted of war crimes against Neutrals and nonexistent civilians. At the labor camps, they will face a grueling schedule: during the day, rock pounding. During the evening, mandatory viewing of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They will be fed lemon peels, stale bread, and Cocoa Puffs, which will contain no sugar and look exactly like the rocks they pound everyday.

More Cocoa Puffs, please - less cocoa and more puff, if possible.

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:20 pm**

hopalong wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:TOFU will be crushed--without mercy! Prisoners will be convicted of war crimes against Neutrals and nonexistent civilians. At the labor camps, they will face a grueling schedule: during the day, rock pounding. During the evening, mandatory viewing of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They will be fed lemon peels, stale bread, and Cocoa Puffs, which will contain no sugar and look exactly like the rocks they pound everyday.
More Cocoa Puffs, please - less cocoa and more puff, if possible.

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:39 pm**

hopalong wrote:Curious bout who is eating the most games? OP now has Hungry Hippos!

Stay tuned for Map Count.

In the OP, I've noticed a serious miscalculation in regard to the win-loss record. I've applied my superior methodological approach which has yielded the correct win-loss record:

Spoiler

Round 1:
MM Home
Doubles
Game 14981264 Space MM
Game 14981282 Tribal War Florida MM
Game 14981271 Battle for Iraq MM
Trips
Game 14981275 Fractured China MM
Game 14981284 Poison Rome MM
Game 14981290 1982 MM
Quads
Game 14981291 Forbidden City MM
Game 14981292 Rail USA MM
Game 14981293 Rail Europe
Game 14981296 Pearl Harbor MM

MM Home
Doubles
Game 14980094 Feudal Epic MM
Game 14980100 Feudal War MM
Game 14980106 Austerlitz MM
Triples
Game 14980114 Trench Warfare MM
Game 14980123 Kings Court MM
Game 14980131 Northwest Passage MM
Quads
Game 14980197 Kings Court II
Game 14980202 Napoleonic Europe MM
Game 14980205 Stalingrad
Game 14980210 Third Crusade MM

Round 2
MM home games:
Dubs
Game 15026778 Monsters MM
Game 15026786 Arms Race
Game 15026790 Woodboro MM
Trips
Game 15026803 AoM
Game 15026818 Tribal War Anc Israel MM
Game 15026821 Batttle of Iraq MM
Quads
Game 15026824 austro hungarian
Game 15026832 New Zealand
Game 15026834 Conquerman
Game 15026835 Stalingrad

MM Home games:
Dubs
Game 15025882 Arms Race! MM
Game 15025887 Hive
Game 15025890 Battle for Iraq! MM
Trips
Game 15025895 First Nations NA
Game 15025897 Prohibition Chicago
Game 15025900 England
Quads
Game 15025909 Middle Ages MM
Game 15025913 Feudal Epic
Game 15025916 Supermax
Game 15025920 Cricket

Round 3:
MM home games.

Dubs:
Game 15075271 Draknor
Game 15075275 1982
Game 15075279 Lunar War
Game 15075281 AoR3

Trips:
Game 15075294 Salem
Game 15075297 Operation Drug War
Game 15075308 Conquer Man
Game 15075319 Battle of Actium

Quads:
Game 15075353 Rail Africa
Game 15075323 Salem

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 7#p4569851

Clearly, MM is winning. You might wanna update the OP when you're done scarfing down those Cocoa Puffs.

Thanks.

Yours Truly,
BigBallinStalin

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:50 pm**

well, i cant read lips - but whatever that willy wonka factory reject is saying sure cant be taken serioulsy - i mean, check out the bow tie and the vest. signs of serious mental health issues. people like that probably end up wearing dinosaur outfits or frog costumes.

Posted: **Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:17 pm**

TOFU has recorded its 31st win - RIP, MM.

Thanks for a solid war - many good battles throughout.

Posted: **Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:48 pm**

Thanks for a fun war, MM.

Posted: **Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:53 pm**

Take care MM. Have a great Holiday season, and thanks for the war.

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:57 am**

Educational and fun u are all gents! Take care! And happy holidays!

Posted: **Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:16 pm**

good war MM.....best wishes in the future and during this holiday season.

Posted: **Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:01 am**

Thanks for a fun war, MM; til next time, and happy holidays to all!

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2014 10:35 am**

GG
Well played all

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:48 pm**

42-18 FINAL. TOFU win.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:58 pm**

Moved to completed. Dropbox updated. Database updated. Priv's removed. Medals Issued.

Conquer Club

[CC5] TOFU vs MM (42-19) - TOFU Win FINAL 23/1

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM - starts October 26

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM - starts October 26

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM - starts October 26

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = 4-2

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = 4-2

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = 4-2

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = 4-2

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = 4-2

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM - starts October 26

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM - starts October 26

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = 4-2

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = 20-10

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = TOFU WIN. 31 -14 currently

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = TOFU WIN. 31 -14 currently

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = TOFU WIN. 31 -14 currently

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = TOFU WIN. 31 -14 currently

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = TOFU WIN. 31 -14 currently

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = TOFU WIN. 31 -14 currently

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = TOFU WIN. 32 -14 currently

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM = TOFU WIN. 42 -18 FINAL

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs MM (42-19) - TOFU Win FINAL 23/1