Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:50 pm
Hey! I'm still around!Army of GOD wrote:so is iAmCaffiene officially the new 'worst poster on CC'?
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Haven't played a game in over 7 years
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Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:01 pm
That's nice. Considering how long ago those games were played, maybe we should versus in some more recent ones? I see you actually failed to do what I requested though.IcePack wrote:Considering your 2-5 record against me in non standard / BR games, and our recent game together I find this new comment even more amusing then the first one.iAmCaffeine wrote:Please name any type of game on here that either of you are better than me at.Metsfanmax wrote:I chuckled.IcePack wrote:I find that comment amusing
@Mets - Trolling isn't a game, it's a profession. Ask DY to give you some lessons.
@EBC - I don't care about the farmer returning, he seems nice enough. My beef is with my new found stalker.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:02 pm
As with most things, it's better if you do it because you enjoy it and not because someone else is paying you to do it.iAmCaffeine wrote: @Mets - Trolling isn't a game, it's a profession. Ask DY to give you some lessons.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:42 pm
Bollocks.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:09 am
I suppose i'm stalking you now? I made two comments. One in Game 14543541 and the other in this thread. Both of which give me the impression that you're just not a good place in your life right now. all good dude. I'll just ignore you and act like it didn't happen.iAmCaffeine wrote:@EBC - I don't care about the farmer returning, he seems nice enough. My beef is with my new found stalker.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:26 am
EBConquer wrote:I suppose i'm stalking you now? I made two comments. One in Game 14543541 and the other in this thread. Both of which give me the impression that you're just not a good place in your life right now. all good dude. I'll just ignore you and act like it didn't happen.iAmCaffeine wrote:@EBC - I don't care about the farmer returning, he seems nice enough. My beef is with my new found stalker.
Nah man, I like you. I wasn't calling you my stalker.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:29 am
I'll pass on the e-penis comparison, but thanks. I didn't realize I was required to do everything you ask of me, is that a new rule? I also implied a map without outright spelling it out for you. Perhaps you'll figure it out one day.iAmCaffeine wrote:That's nice. Considering how long ago those games were played, maybe we should versus in some more recent ones? I see you actually failed to do what I requested though.IcePack wrote:Considering your 2-5 record against me in non standard / BR games, and our recent game together I find this new comment even more amusing then the first one.iAmCaffeine wrote:Please name any type of game on here that either of you are better than me at.Metsfanmax wrote:I chuckled.IcePack wrote:I find that comment amusing
My beef is with my new found stalker.
@ EB - I think that title is being given to me, since I've posted in a handful of threads
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:13 am
Real trolls don't need to be told this; therefore, iAmCaffeine is not a real troll. There's some probability that he'll respond with a "oh, hai guise, I was just kiddin', but I'm really a troll."Metsfanmax wrote:As with most things, it's better if you do it because you enjoy it and not because someone else is paying you to do it.iAmCaffeine wrote: @Mets - Trolling isn't a game, it's a profession. Ask DY to give you some lessons.
Don't let him fool you. He's no real troll. He's a demi-troll.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:35 am
I am? Oh. I just thought I was generally a prick, rather than a troll.BigBallinStalin wrote:Real trolls don't need to be told this; therefore, iAmCaffeine is not a real troll. There's some probability that he'll respond with a "oh, hai guise, I was just kiddin', but I'm really a troll."Metsfanmax wrote:As with most things, it's better if you do it because you enjoy it and not because someone else is paying you to do it.iAmCaffeine wrote: @Mets - Trolling isn't a game, it's a profession. Ask DY to give you some lessons.
Don't let him fool you. He's no real troll. He's a demi-troll.
Send the invites then.IcePack wrote: I'll pass on the e-penis comparison, but thanks. I didn't realize I was required to do everything you ask of me, is that a new rule? I also implied a map without outright spelling it out for you. Perhaps you'll figure it out one day.
@ EB - I think that title is being given to me, since I've posted in a handful of threads
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:05 am
That's an odd way of admitting that you don't know what you're talking about, but we'll accept it.iAmCaffeine wrote:I am? Oh. I just thought I was generally a prick, rather than a troll.BigBallinStalin wrote:Real trolls don't need to be told this; therefore, iAmCaffeine is not a real troll. There's some probability that he'll respond with a "oh, hai guise, I was just kiddin', but I'm really a troll."Metsfanmax wrote:As with most things, it's better if you do it because you enjoy it and not because someone else is paying you to do it.iAmCaffeine wrote: @Mets - Trolling isn't a game, it's a profession. Ask DY to give you some lessons.
Don't let him fool you. He's no real troll. He's a demi-troll.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:49 am
Sadly, I think he has you beat.DoomYoshi wrote:Hey! I'm still around!Army of GOD wrote:so is iAmCaffiene officially the new 'worst poster on CC'?
You still make the worst threads though.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:36 pm
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:24 am
Okay cool... yeah, i thought that was a little weird.iAmCaffeine wrote:I wasn't calling you my stalker.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:30 am
lol... i'm enlightened now.IcePack wrote:@ EB - I think that title is being given to me, since I've posted in a handful of threads
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:07 pm
After all this, he never actually played another game.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:00 pm
SAD!!! but thx for the glimpse of early post-Duality., tho.DoomYoshi wrote:After all this, he never actually played another game.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:38 am
D-Yosh, nice bit of Vivo-bump... and I see an anonymous pack animal followed along behind you too.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:57 am
I think IcePack should back up his low key smack talk and drink some coffee.
Best of 11 Poly should do it gents. 11th to be on 2.1, esc.
Good luck.
Best of 11 Poly should do it gents. 11th to be on 2.1, esc.
Good luck.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:52 am
He's obviously a general with cold feet to lose some points and you're suggesting options that could get him hammered by low rankers. How about you look at your sorry ass score before thinking your advise could have any relevance? I'm totally with caff on this. You don't know what maintaining a big score means... on average a win means way more than 20pts for you and a loss way less than 20.PLAYER57832 wrote:You might as well pretend you are a brand new player. Look into the SOC, if you like the standard design (similar to the old board game, though not exactly, of course). If you like more unusual maps or want to try some of the newer options, I suggest playing a few 1 on 1 games. Its a good way to get a handle on the rules and how the new options work without such a huge time commitment. Of course, strategies for multiple player games differ from 1 vs 1, but that way you are least know the maps first.yosevuk wrote:So much has changed and it is kind of intimidating! Are there still players around from the old days? I wonder where to start...
Anyways, welcome back to a former conqueror... never heard of you, been around for the last 7 years though lol
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:00 am
I got caught by necrobumpers. f*ck you all
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:46 pm
Lmfao.betiko wrote:I got caught by necrobumpers. f*ck you all
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:38 am
As you can see, a quick use of the foe button, will quiet the noise level in the forums.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:48 pm
Entertaining read.
Re: Haven't played a game in over 7 years
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:22 am
EBConquer wrote:Seriously?iAmCaffeine wrote:Please name any type of game on here that either of you are better than me at.Metsfanmax wrote:I chuckled.IcePack wrote:I find that comment amusing
I have to assume that you're joking. Be nice to the guy and as you're mother always said "treat those how you want to be treated"
The guy was simply logging on after many years. Nobody cares who's cock is bigger.
Are you obsessed with cock? Let's stay on subject!