24. There are no half-human, half-bacterium organisms out there.
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 8:58 am
by AndyDufresne
25. Zoidberg.
--Andy
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:35 am
by Quirk
26.
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:13 am
by AndyDufresne
27. Hypothetical conversations.
I did not know his name was Gorilla Monsoon.
Promoter: "What do you want to call yourself?" Guy: "I don't know, something pretty fierce. I mean, I'm going to be standing next to 'The Body,' so I have to stand out. Get people's attention immediately. Be completely dangerous and engaging." Promoter: "Let's call you Gorilla Monsoon."
--Andy
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:46 pm
by Lord Arioch
Well the biggest problem with evolution.... would be people in general! I mean are we getting smarter/friendlier/humaner ... im not so sure! So the biggest problem with this is us!
Soft tissue doesn't really make for good fossil-making material, but it does seem like there should be more transitional fossils. It does take pretty specific circumstances for a fossil to form in the first place, though.
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:08 pm
by beezer
Its condescending adherents
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:10 pm
by AndyDufresne
28. The evolution of counting.
--Andy
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:15 pm
by betiko
29. Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:17 pm
by AndyDufresne
30. betiko.
There is no way betiko was not designed by a higher power.
--Andy
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:19 pm
by betiko
AndyDufresne wrote:30. betiko.
There is no way betiko was not designed by a higher power.
--Andy
My father used to be a dictator in a banana republic actually.
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:20 pm
by Serbia
31. Transgendered fossils.
Bollocks.
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:34 pm
by betiko
32. Made up intermediate fossils posted by mac
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:35 pm
by Phatscotty
33. Darwin's own doubts
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:38 pm
by dario2099
34. Accountants.
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:42 pm
by betiko
35. Children that don t look like their parents.
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:45 pm
by AndyDufresne
Phatscotty wrote:33. Darwin's own doubts
34. Erasmus Darwin not evolving into Charles Darwin.
--Andy
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:46 pm
by Serbia
36. Jozy Altidore
Bollocks.
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:49 pm
by pancakemix
37. The absence of Charizards
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:41 pm
by AndyDufresne
Serbia wrote:36. Jozy Altidore
Bollocks.
38. Survival of the fittest. I mean, am I right or am I right. Or am I right. Right. Right right right.
--Andy
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:44 pm
by Dukasaur
39. Abiogenesis of movie-review threads.
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:52 pm
by Jmac1026
Was gonna make a pokemon joke, but pancakemix beat me to it. So instead...
40. Lack of explanation of these horrific creatures:
Re: List the Many Problems with Evolution
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:35 am
by AndyDufresne
41. Comparative facial drawings between humans and silly animals
io9 is particularly relevant today:
These are works by "the greatest French artist of all time," according to Louis XIV. Charles Le Brun (1619-1690) used his artistry to compare human and animal faces, later inspiring Charles Darwin to write The Expression of the Emotions in Man and Animals.