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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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I used to roll the daizz
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Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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AslanTheKing wrote:Image


I do them all.
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I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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nietzsche wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:Image


I do them all.


They are all 15
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betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:Image


I do them all.


They are all 15


You are 15.
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Foxglove wrote:Image


Participation in this forum requires an appropriate introduction in this thread: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=10159#p166688
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nietzsche wrote:
Foxglove wrote:Image


Participation in this forum requires an appropriate introduction in this thread: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=10159#p166688


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omfg I gotta love this thread!!!!!!!

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pirlo wrote:omfg I gotta love this thread!!!!!!!



IMAGE .......(look above)

this looks like a bodybuilder
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Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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I used to roll the daizz
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Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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that would be a very disgusting tit..
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i think i might puke with this one...

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was this meant to troll google earth?

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“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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I would display small ones so my patrons could feel good after visiting. Would probably increase attendance quite a bit.

Guys on dates, "Mine's larger than that one. Apparently that's normal."
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There is also something festive in japan going on,
i think every year they celebrate something with huge penises on display for everybody.
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Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Aslan, just so you know, there is no such thing as a holy penis. Mary was a virgin.
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