Conquer Club

Lootifer wrote:GET BACK ON TOPIC!

NEW RULE: EVERY POST MUST CONTAIN AT LEAST ONE CONFESSION!

I have a thing for pear shaped woman.

You can't start like that. Which woman?

Symmetry wrote:

Lootifer wrote:GET BACK ON TOPIC!

NEW RULE: EVERY POST MUST CONTAIN AT LEAST ONE CONFESSION!

I have a thing for pear shaped woman.

You can't start like that. Which woman?

Lolz and symmetry immediately breaks the rule.

I am prejudiced of dogs over cats.

Funkyterrance wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Lootifer wrote:GET BACK ON TOPIC!

NEW RULE: EVERY POST MUST CONTAIN AT LEAST ONE CONFESSION!

I have a thing for pear shaped woman.

You can't start like that. Which woman?

Lolz and symmetry immediately breaks the rule.

Its like hes a really shit anarchist.

In other news replying to this thread is really hard on my ability to remain the opaque and elusive forum poster. I am letting it all out.

I pretend to enjoy really boring linear sports like rowing/running over skill based stuff like mountain biking to hide my lack of skills. (Thou I am fucking amazing at rugby).

I feel like this thread should be titled "Don't Judge me"

Anyways.

I have a big john.

Lootifer wrote:GET BACK ON TOPIC!

NEW RULE: EVERY POST MUST CONTAIN AT LEAST ONE CONFESSION!

I have a thing for pear shaped woman.

Oddly enough, I have a thing for women-shaped pears.

CBlake wrote:I feel like this thread should be titled "Don't Judge me"

Anyways.

I have a big john.

Really, how long have you been seeing him?

Anyway, my penis is quite large.

Confessional is something you are ashamed of/feel guilty of/need to repent.

Not showing off like some kind of wanky 13 year old.

I dont really like posters on this board who come across as quite young/immature.

Whenever I sense danger nearby, my left butt cheek tingles.

I think that should be Saxis confession that whenever he senses danger nearby he grabs the nearest mans left butt check.

I spend more time talking to my mates on MSN than I do talking to my wife.

I don't shave my balls.

_sabotage_ wrote:I don't shave my balls.

Who does?

I have disproportionately small balls compared to my penis.(Better Lootifer?)

Funkyterrance wrote:

_sabotage_ wrote:I don't shave my balls.

Who does?

I have disproportionately small balls compared to my penis.(Better Lootifer?)

Much! Also:

Me too!

I spend more time talking to Lootifer's wife on chatroulette than he does in general.

For the record mine have all been true so far.(yeah that's my confession)

Funkyterrance wrote:

_sabotage_ wrote:I don't shave my balls.

Who does?

I shave not only my balls, but my cock as well. Nothing to do with illusion. My hygiene is incomplete unless I shave my entire groin. It feels so good!

I'm an extremely lazy individual. It takes me months to do things around the house, as my wife will attest to. Even on the job, I can be lazy at certain times, although that's largely dependent on how appreciated I feel/other things that sound similar if I weren't drunk....!

Serbia wrote:I shave not only my balls, but my cock as well. Nothing to do with illusion. My hygiene is incomplete unless I shave my entire groin. It feels so good!

Every day??!! For a lazy person that sure sounds like a lot of work...

I sometimes don't wave when a driver slows down at a crosswalk because I've got the right of way anyhow and they aren't really doing me any favors.

Funkyterrance wrote:

Serbia wrote:I shave not only my balls, but my cock as well. Nothing to do with illusion. My hygiene is incomplete unless I shave my entire groin. It feels so good!

Every day??!! For a lazy person that sure sounds like a lot of work...

I sometimes don't wave when a driver slows down at a crosswalk because I've got the right of way anyhow and they aren't really doing me any favors.

Where did I ever say "every day"?? I don't even shave my face every day, even though I really should. My face I shave rough once or twice a week. And I should shave daily.

Bollocks.

I took Lootifer's Wife to a nice seafood dinner and never called her again!

Serbia wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:

_sabotage_ wrote:I don't shave my balls.

Who does?

I shave not only my balls, but my cock as well. Nothing to do with illusion. My hygiene is incomplete unless I shave my entire groin. It feels so good!

I'm an extremely lazy individual. It takes me months to do things around the house, as my wife will attest to. Even on the job, I can be lazy at certain times, although that's largely dependent on how appreciated I feel/other things that sound similar if I weren't drunk....!

I appreciate your Bollocks, Serbia. Do you feel less lazy?

Serbia wrote:Where did I ever say "every day"?? I don't even shave my face every day, even though I really should. My face I shave rough once or twice a week. And I should shave daily.

My hygiene is incomplete unless I shave my entire groin.

This sort of implies everyday right? I mean, if you didn't shave every day wouldn't you have like stubble or whatever, hence your hygiene would not be complete.

Funkyterrance wrote:

Serbia wrote:Where did I ever say "every day"?? I don't even shave my face every day, even though I really should. My face I shave rough once or twice a week. And I should shave daily.

My hygiene is incomplete unless I shave my entire groin.

This sort of implies everyday right? I mean, if you didn't shave every day wouldn't you have like stubble or whatever, hence your hygiene would not be complete.

I take care of my hygiene every 10 days or so. So I'm a dirty fucking bastard. You happy now? YOU HAPPY? Fucker.

BigBallinStalin wrote:Whenever I sense danger nearby, my left butt cheek tingles.

Not Spidey-sense, but heiney-sense.

Serbia wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:

Serbia wrote:Where did I ever say "every day"?? I don't even shave my face every day, even though I really should. My face I shave rough once or twice a week. And I should shave daily.

My hygiene is incomplete unless I shave my entire groin.

This sort of implies everyday right? I mean, if you didn't shave every day wouldn't you have like stubble or whatever, hence your hygiene would not be complete.

I take care of my hygiene every 10 days or so. So I'm a dirty fucking bastard. You happy now? YOU HAPPY? Fucker.

You keep forgetting to confess.

I don't think that eating a cow is any less moral than eating a carrot as long as you kill the cow/carrot yourself.

Funkyterrance wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:

Serbia wrote:Where did I ever say "every day"?? I don't even shave my face every day, even though I really should. My face I shave rough once or twice a week. And I should shave daily.

My hygiene is incomplete unless I shave my entire groin.

This sort of implies everyday right? I mean, if you didn't shave every day wouldn't you have like stubble or whatever, hence your hygiene would not be complete.

I take care of my hygiene every 10 days or so. So I'm a dirty fucking bastard. You happy now? YOU HAPPY? Fucker.

You keep forgetting to confess.

I don't think that eating a cow is any less moral than eating a carrot as long as you kill the cow/carrot yourself.

You being too stupid to recognize a confession isn't my problem.
But to make you happy, I confess that you're even more of an idiot than I realized before 4/3/13.

Serbia wrote:You being too stupid to recognize a confession isn't my problem.
But to make you happy, I confess that you're even more of an idiot than I realized before 4/3/13.

I'm too stupid to realize a confession.