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Posted: **Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:36 pm**

yes i do eat raw meat..... i eat bacon raw and cooked, sausage meat is ok in small amounts
and you can Marinate Raw Beef/Venison
I have an Italian friend back in New Zealand who i use to hunt with all the time, and he put me onto this Italian dish of Marinated Raw Beef........ but we used Venison rather than Beef.

P.S when i first left school i work in a butcher shop for 3 years....... sometime you snack at work

but if you asked me if i eat raw fish then i would have said NO

Posted: **Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:31 pm**

I eat raw lamb, so I answered that I like raw meat. And still I scored as Merry.

Posted: **Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:52 pm**

AndyDufresne wrote:I've never watched or read LoTR, so I really have no idea what my results mean. Someone interpret my top 3 or 4:

Legolas = 87%
Aragorn = 70%
Gimli = 70%
Samwise Gamgee = 67%

--Andy

Well, definitely you are a good friend to have. The the thing the four characters listed have in common, most of all, is their loyalty in friendship.

Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli are collectively known as the Three Walkers. They took that name when their bond of friendship endured after the disintegration of the original Fellowship, and they had do do a long hike across country before they were able to find a new hope. Gimli and Legolas, especially -- they are kind of a male-male Romeo and Juliet story -- sons of Houses and Peoples with a long history of enmity, they became inseparable friends. Aragorn slightly less so, because of his higher stature, but still very close to both of them.

Sam Gamgee is the classical sidekick to Frodo (one of the central heroes). Like any good sidekick, Sam wants almost nothing for himself, and is totally faithful to serving the needs of his master. More than once, the great Quest only succeeds because Sam is willing to risk anything, even death, to help Frodo. Basically very much like your slavish devotion to lackattack.

So, add it all up, and that's one faithful monkey!

Posted: **Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:57 pm**

smegal69 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
smegal69 wrote:You Scored as Gollum

I have one question for you. Did you agree with the "Do you like raw meat?" option because a) you like raw meat, or b) you knew that's what gollum would do? If your answer is b then shame on you! If your answer is a then go seek help!!

yes i do eat raw meat.....I have an Italian friend back in New Zealand who i use to hunt with all the time, and he put me onto this Italian dish of Marinated Raw Beef........ but we used Venison rather than Beef.

It's called Carpaccio and it's delishious! I also love Steak Tatare and Kibbeh nayyeh, all of which contain raw meat. Needless to say I also answered yes to liking raw meat and I came out as Galadriel.

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:11 am**

You Scored as Saruman the White

Saruman the White
73%
Frodo Baggins
57%
Boromir
57%
Gollum
57%
Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)
53%
Galadriel
50%
Legolas
50%
Gimli
50%
Peregrin Took (Pippin)
47%
Eowyn of Rohan
40%
Aragorn
37%
Gandalf the Grey
30%
Samwise Gamgee
27%
Arwen of Rivendell
27%

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:26 am**

Raw meat is "potential food" guys. If you cook it it might turn out to be worth eating lol. To the raw meat eaters, do you also eat cookie dough instead of cookies?

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:49 am**

Gillipig wrote:To the raw meat eaters, do you also eat cookie dough instead of cookies?

Yes I do. My wife can back me up on that. And I don't stop at cookie dough, I go for cake batter, bread dough, cornbread dough, I do not discriminate.

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:15 pm**

Serbia wrote:
Gillipig wrote:To the raw meat eaters, do you also eat cookie dough instead of cookies?

Yes I do. My wife can back me up on that. And I don't stop at cookie dough, I go for cake batter, bread dough, cornbread dough, I do not discriminate.

Your honor, I rest my case.

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:53 pm**

Gillipig wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Gillipig wrote:To the raw meat eaters, do you also eat cookie dough instead of cookies?

Yes I do. My wife can back me up on that. And I don't stop at cookie dough, I go for cake batter, bread dough, cornbread dough, I do not discriminate.

Your honor, I rest my case.

WHAT WHAT WHAT SERBIA ATE HIS WIFE

i hope the honorable judge throws the book at him....... for eating his wife

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:01 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:I've never watched or read LoTR, so I really have no idea what my results mean. Someone interpret my top 3 or 4:

Legolas = 87%
Aragorn = 70%
Gimli = 70%
Samwise Gamgee = 67%

--Andy

Well, definitely you are a good friend to have. The the thing the four characters listed have in common, most of all, is their loyalty in friendship.

Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli are collectively known as the Three Walkers. They took that name when their bond of friendship endured after the disintegration of the original Fellowship, and they had do do a long hike across country before they were able to find a new hope. Gimli and Legolas, especially -- they are kind of a male-male Romeo and Juliet story -- sons of Houses and Peoples with a long history of enmity, they became inseparable friends. Aragorn slightly less so, because of his higher stature, but still very close to both of them.

Sam Gamgee is the classical sidekick to Frodo (one of the central heroes). Like any good sidekick, Sam wants almost nothing for himself, and is totally faithful to serving the needs of his master. More than once, the great Quest only succeeds because Sam is willing to risk anything, even death, to help Frodo. Basically very much like your slavish devotion to lackattack.

So, add it all up, and that's one faithful monkey!

I think this probably sounds like me, ha. Many thanks. One of these days I'll probably get into this. If I don't hop into some sort of media or cultural phenomenon right away, I usually take a pretty circuitous path towards whatever it is.

--Andy

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:08 pm**

smegal69 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Gillipig wrote:To the raw meat eaters, do you also eat cookie dough instead of cookies?

Yes I do. My wife can back me up on that. And I don't stop at cookie dough, I go for cake batter, bread dough, cornbread dough, I do not discriminate.

Your honor, I rest my case.

WHAT WHAT WHAT SERBIA ATE HIS WIFE

i hope the honorable judge throws the book at him....... for eating his wife

I think the judge will settle with a force invitation to one of his gay gangbangs, in terms of humiliation and trauma it's the equivalent of 15 years in prison. Enjoy your sentence dear sir.

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:31 pm**

You Scored as Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry).
The last was Gimli, probably because I totally disagreed with being interested in little people.

Second came Arwen of Rivendell and second-last was Aragorn.

This was the most pointless test I've ever taken, because it tells absolutely nothing about my personality, just shouts out a random name from a book/movie I watch years ago. I expected more from it.

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:47 pm**

JBlombier wrote:You Scored as Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry).
The last was Gimli, probably because I totally disagreed with being interested in little people.

Second came Arwen of Rivendell and second-last was Aragorn.

This was the most pointless test I've ever taken, because it tells absolutely nothing about my personality, just shouts out a random name from a book/movie I watch years ago. I expected more from it.

I didn't even finish it. Was too many pointless questions, and I gave up about half-way.

Nonetheless, I've had fun reading other people's experiences...

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:55 pm**

Turns out I'm AndyDufresne. I didn't know he was in LotR...?

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:45 pm**

JBlombier wrote:You Scored as Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry).
The last was Gimli, probably because I totally disagreed with being interested in little people.

Second came Arwen of Rivendell and second-last was Aragorn.

This was the most pointless test I've ever taken, because it tells absolutely nothing about my personality, just shouts out a random name from a book/movie I watch years ago. I expected more from it.

What exactly were you expecting? A horoscope? A palm reading?

Posted: **Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:46 pm**

Gillipig wrote:
JBlombier wrote:You Scored as Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry).
The last was Gimli, probably because I totally disagreed with being interested in little people.

Second came Arwen of Rivendell and second-last was Aragorn.

This was the most pointless test I've ever taken, because it tells absolutely nothing about my personality, just shouts out a random name from a book/movie I watch years ago. I expected more from it.

What exactly were you expecting? A horoscope? A palm reading?

A palm "reading". With 2 hands.

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:27 pm**

I expected an explanation what characteristics Sam and I share. That might've been mildly entertaining.

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:50 pm**

Legolas 67%
Boromir 67%
Peregrin Took (Pippin) 67%
Gandalf the Grey 60%
Frodo Baggins 60%
Gimli 57%
Aragorn 57%
Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry) 57%
Samwise Gamgee 54%
Arwen of Rivendell 47%
Galadriel 47%
Saruman the White 40%
Eowyn of Rohan 37%
Gollum 33%

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:11 pm**

JBlombier wrote:I expected an explanation what characteristics Sam and I share. That might've been mildly entertaining.

The problem with these quizzes is huge. First, there is the most important aspect. The quiz asks you to answer based on self-perception but then scores based on public perception.

For them to be more accurate, it should ask others to score you and a third party.

Instead of:

Are you a loser? Yes No

Then if you pick yes, it gives you Ron Weasly and if you pick no it gives you Eric the Half-a-Bee.

It should ask a third party:

Is JBlombier a loser?
Is Ron Weasly a loser?
Is Eric the Half-a-Bee a loser?

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The other alternative is to ask Ron Weasly directly. Since he is a fictional character, that is impossible.
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Physics: There is a quiz, and you have answered it
Metaphysics: If there is a quiz, you have answered it.
Pataphysics: There is no quiz, but you answered it.

The point is that I would always choose the pataphysical answers on these quizzes, which don't correspond to anything. Does that mean I am like absolutely nothing at all? No.

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:35 pm**

JBlombier wrote:I expected an explanation what characteristics Sam and I share. That might've been mildly entertaining.

Well there are a lot of LoTR quizes around and let me tell you, there are plenty that will do that for you, after having asked 10 pathetic question they tell you all about the character. It's the sort of thing they do when the quiz itself sucks. Here you have 70 fucking questions!! Any real LoTR fan doesn't need a phony explanation as to who Sam is and what he's all about. We know that already! If you don't know what sort of personality these characters have then why did you think you'd enjoy the quiz? Btw, Sam is the dullest character in the book so there's no coincidence that you scored as him haha.

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:51 pm**

Eric the Half-a-Bee is not as powerful as Eric the Half-a-Salami.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:51 pm**

have you got a license for that?

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:10 pm**

Gillipig wrote:Btw, Sam is the dullest character in the book so there's no coincidence that you scored as him haha.

Ouch, a mild flame from the person who thinks he's in between Aragorn and Boromir. I'm glad our tests turned out to be opposites. You seem to feel the need to take this personal, while all I'm saying is that this is a lousy test. Which it is, you know that as well.

This thread just got a whole lot better.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:17 am**

JBlombier wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Btw, Sam is the dullest character in the book so there's no coincidence that you scored as him haha.

Ouch, a mild flame from the person who thinks he's in between Aragorn and Boromir. I'm glad our tests turned out to be opposites. You seem to feel the need to take this personal, while all I'm saying is that this is a lousy test. Which it is, you know that as well.

This thread just got a whole lot better.

Note the "haha" at the end. Calling you dull was intended as a joke.
It's a good quiz by any standards, I was just pointing out how unreasonable your arguments for rejecting it was. If you can't even handle that, maybe the internet is too rough of a place for you lol. (another joke, incase you don't have your jokemeter on)

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:31 am**

I can handle my arguments being called unreasonable, actually I hear that all the time when I've had a pint too much. I just don't like being called dull for no reason at all. It's kinda lame you wanna keep this slightly insulting remarks going, but I'll let you have your fun, if that is what turns your jokemeter on.

I'm off to give my eyes a rest. The roughness of the internet really got to me.

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