Conquer Club

puppydog85 wrote:Wrong symbol BBS. That would be cm. Note that it had a ' in front of it. I know it requires some hard thinking but I know you can do it if you just try.

Oh. Your cock is 85 feet?

Talk about boasting! This man tops the charts!

BigBallinStalin wrote:

puppydog85 wrote:My dad always used to tell me "if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch". Well, when I could beat him running I would taunt him by saying that the puppy dog just beat him. You can guess the '85 part

Your cock is 85 centimeters?

It's in milimeter BBS, milimeter.

I'm guessing your name is dervied from when you went to a ball with a big guy named Stalin?

As for myself I took the name Gillipig thinking "Gilli" meant happy in English (it sounded happy) and joined it for some reason with "pig". I didn't think I'd get stuck with this username for so many years. My first choice was "Yoda" but that was already taken. Instead of doing some variation of the name Yoda like I have done on almost all other casual sites, I opted to take whatever popped up in my head. And so here I am, stuck with a silly username. How unfitting !

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But I just like the name, it's not like it's the best song I ever heard orso.

EDIT: Oh, and I've changed my username. First, it was my real name, but that was almost 6 years ago. Now I do care about privacy.

Dukasaur wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:This is my real name.

-rd

Do you really have 2119 brothers and sisters?

No, I am the 2120th reincarnation, clearly!!

DaGip was taken

Gillipig wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

puppydog85 wrote:My dad always used to tell me "if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch". Well, when I could beat him running I would taunt him by saying that the puppy dog just beat him. You can guess the '85 part

Your cock is 85 centimeters?

It's in milimeter BBS, milimeter.

I'm guessing your name is dervied from when you went to a ball with a big guy named Stalin?

As for myself I took the name Gillipig thinking "Gilli" meant happy in English (it sounded happy) and joined it for some reason with "pig". I didn't think I'd get stuck with this username for so many years. My first choice was "Yoda" but that was already taken. Instead of doing some variation of the name Yoda like I have done on almost all other casual sites, I opted to take whatever popped up in my head. And so here I am, stuck with a silly username. How unfitting !

giddypig