Conquer Club

i saw that one but decided it didn't seem like one of your "butt fetish" threads; the butt featured in that thread was severely lacking.

Does bitten count?

Lmao

If the many worlds theory is true, and there is an infinte number of alternate realities, somewhere out there is an alternate reality where Demonfork has sucked my butt.

natty_dread wrote:If the many worlds theory is true, and there is an infinte number of alternate realities, somewhere out there is an alternate reality where Demonfork has sucked my butt.

Do you think you liked it in that reality?

Poll.

demonfork wrote:

natty_dread wrote:If the many worlds theory is true, and there is an infinte number of alternate realities, somewhere out there is an alternate reality where Demonfork has sucked my butt.

Do you think you liked it in that reality?

Well, if the many worlds theory is true, and there is an infinite number of alternate realities, then somewhere out there there is an alternate reality where I liked it and an alternate reality where I didn't like it.

natty_dread wrote:

demonfork wrote:

natty_dread wrote:If the many worlds theory is true, and there is an infinte number of alternate realities, somewhere out there is an alternate reality where Demonfork has sucked my butt.

Do you think you liked it in that reality?

Well, if the many worlds theory is true, and there is an infinite number of alternate realities, then somewhere out there there is an alternate reality where I liked it and an alternate reality where I didn't like it.

don't be so coy.

Honoured vocal members of the community please correct me if I'm wrong. There are a few items/body parts that will readily fit into a persons mouth. Am struggling to think of how a butt could be fitted into an average, or even overly large human mouth. Would the OP confirm that he is just talking about hickeys on ones buttocks, or possibly talking about suxing the fundament?

BoganGod wrote:Honoured vocal members of the community please correct me if I'm wrong. There are a few items/body parts that will readily fit into a persons mouth. Am struggling to think of how a butt could be fitted into an average, or even overly large human mouth. Would the OP confirm that he is just talking about hickeys on ones buttocks, or possibly talking about suxing the fundament?

The latter.

Interesting. Am wondering whether our respected ex conqueror demonfork is a proponent of the hollywood and porn industry beauty treatment known as anal bleaching. Any other special preparations that the fork must do before he fu........

This thread is awesome.

To answer the question, no.

To expand on the topic of anal intercourse...

Anal Beads.

Discuss.

If the many worlds theory is true, and there is an infinite number of alternate realities, somewhere out there is an alternate reality where anal beads are a sentient life form.

yeah seriously, my dick gets itchy every day morning!

That means you only have 6 years and 300 something days left of the itchydikitis.

so what should I do?

Washing that thing more than once a month will help
or for an instant cure, place it in the fold a Bible
and smack it with a hammer.

Pirlo wrote:so what should I do?

shave half your pubic hair, the pubic lice will migrate to the unshaven lice haven of the remaining curly bits. Douse remaining pubic hair with kerosene, apply lit match. No more pubic lice. You might want to wash your sheets as well, otherwise you run a high risk of having to repeat the process.

im no doctor....but you should go see one

I think you might have AIDS.

natty_dread wrote:I think you might have AIDS.

Bah.. I might be the healthiest regarding this.

The Global team has decided (we were talking since the first one of these threads started) that these pretty much violate the Common Sense part of the Guidelines and aren't ok. Also, a note on parody threads that has been amended in the guidelines:

"Posting "parody" forum topics that aren't meant for an actual discussion"

whereas it used to read:

"Posting 'parody' forum topics are against site rules" or something or the other. Anyway, carry on in the forums.

-rd

(& other Global Mods)

Hello folks...

I am considering having my butt waxed. Only thing is I'm worried, due to the coarse nature of my butt hair, that I may end up with terrible ingrown hairs or nasty butt hair sores.

Does anyone have any experience with butt waxing?

Actually I'm only interested in feedback from those that have butt waxing experience that also happen to have coarse butt hair.

If you have had your butt waxed but you don't have coarse butt hair, please don't respond.

Thanks

Waxing is the best way to go mate. Have the back and butt waxed on occasion, sure beats shaving. With shaving you run the risk of cuts, and get real nasty stubble rash. Just make sure you don't wear tight underwear or bike pants for a week or so after waxing, that should cut down on the risk of ingrown hair. Obviously hygiene is also a factor in the development of boils, ingrown hair, rashes etc. Don't think I need to spell it out for you.

I'm officially giving up. I attempted to find a creative way to incorporate the pop phrase "wax that ass" into this discussion and could not.

Wait... I got it... Demonfork, I am not going to wax that ass...

Hmm, that was bad.