The End is Nigh...what are your plans?

[natty dread]

I think you forgot this was the internet...

[BigBallinStalin]

I think you forgot this was the internet...

That, and b.k.'s an old guy from the backwoods of Louisiana.

He don't give a shit about that derogamatory shit.

[b.k. barunt]

Wut? I'll have you know that beneath this crude exterior lies a . . . um . . . carry on.


Honibaz

[Phatscotty]

Google News Search of All Doomsday Articles

Set Your Doomsday Clocks


--Andy

Dollar Bill got his cape stuck in the revolving door where he got gunned down.



Soon there will be war. Millions will perish in sickness and misery.

Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and evil, and evil must be punished.

Even in the face of Armageddon, I will not compromise in this.

[nagerous]

I blame Gaga for bringing the rapture, that Judas song/video is laced with blasphemy.

Rapture? I thought the idiot said Judgement Day. You do know the two do not occur at the same time don't you? Whoever made the May 21 prediction kinda skipped over a lot of end time stuff that's supposed to happen before Judgement Day, such as the "Rapture". I think his group gave him some leeway for poetic license - you know, like the Wogs did for Mohammed when he mixed up his Bible references in the Koran.


Honibaz

This guy talks of it as the rapture: http://judgementday2011.com/

[Army of GOD]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Symmetry]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speak for yourself, some of us are going to live eternally.

[Phatscotty]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7pX9IHTDn8

[MeDeFe]

I'm buzzed and listening to Tool. The world can end for all I care.

[Phatscotty]

I'm buzzed and listening to Tool. The world can end for all I care.

what song? which one is your fav?

[PLAYER57832]

There is a part of me that wants to say the end might be preferable to spending what looks to be a very rainy day on a muddy little league field for "little league day" hereabouts... but, I guess that would be far to cynical.

Besides, watching a whole team of 4 year olds play "tackle the baseball" can be fun. (not to mention "see who is diggin in the mud now...")

[spurgistan]

I am going to make sure I am not Raptured.

[saxitoxin]

Serbia and I are just planning on curling up on the sofa with a big bowl of popcorn and watching Cats and Dogs II: The Revenge of Kitty Galore.*


* supposed to watch Survivorman's How to Survive the Rapture, but Netflix fucked up my queue

[Phatscotty]

If the end of the world happens, we will never get to see the Tea Party save America!

[natty dread]

we will never get to see the Tea Party save America!

True.

So... this rapture thing. What time is it supposed to happen? I don't see any rapturing yet.

[Phatscotty]

This is a mass suicide event

[Phatscotty]

we will never get to see the Tea Party save America!

True.

So... this rapture thing. What time is it supposed to happen? I don't see any rapturing yet.

I'm pretty sure you don't have anything to worry about Nat

[Mr_Adams]

For sheer irony, go register as an organ donor, just in case. News- "Record organ donor registration tod-"

[Army of GOD]

For sheer irony, go register as an organ donor, just in case. News- "Record organ donor registration tod-"

You got an organ going there, no wonder the sound has so much body.

[Mr_Adams]

you funny. They are spelt the same, though.

[Haggis_McMutton]

For sheer irony, go register as an organ donor, just in case. News- "Record organ donor registration tod-"

You got an organ going there, no wonder the sound has so much body.

I was expecting this

[Mr_Adams]

For sheer irony, go register as an organ donor, just in case. News- "Record organ donor registration tod-"

You got an organ going there, no wonder the sound has so much body.

I was expecting this

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

[ManBungalow]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speak for yourself, some of us are going to live eternally.

I still think I'd rather die, simply because I would start to get bored after the first few aeons of everything going my way all the time. Just sayin'.

[TeeGee]

am I dead yet? It is after 6pm on the 21st in my timezone

[Dukasaur]

Those of you who are becoming enRaptured today, please PM me you bank account information. I'm pretty sure you won't need cash in Heaven and I could really use some. Thank you!