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Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 4:43 pm
by john9blue
gonna have to go with the best buy gift card, the mcdonald's one probably has more net worth, but i would imagine getting tired of meals from the same restaurant week after week. yup.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 5:37 pm
by HapSmo19
shieldgenerator7 wrote:...Or maybe just world peace.
be realistic
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 5:39 pm
by 2dimes
Phatscotty wrote:2dimes wrote:Phatscotty wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Phatscotty wrote:
I wish I could be invisible on command.
That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.
HMM....
Not when you combine it with wishing for flight capabilities on command.
I had that but it didn't work. Everyone could see the parka, scarf, touque, snowpants and heavy boots trying to go into the women's gym change room.
Yeah but like BBS said I'd be naked already
The ambulance should be able to find you in the indent of the snow drift.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:09 pm
by safariguy5
john9blue wrote:gonna have to go with the best buy gift card, the mcdonald's one probably has more net worth, but i would imagine getting tired of meals from the same restaurant week after week. yup.
Yeah, wouldn't you turn into a Supersized version of yourself?
Eternal Youth and Immortality would work fine for me thanks.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 8:04 pm
by Phatscotty
I wish that my hand felt like a vagina
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 8:52 pm
by john9blue
oh come on, you could wish for the real thing and instead you go for that? some imagination you have.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 8:59 pm
by the.killing.44
"A man-eating tree in your backyard that had a regulation-sized safety enclosure."
What happened to the enclosure? Is it okay? Should I be worried? Oh no! here I've gone and gotten myself all worked up and anxious-like again. Please let me know when you have more information, my family's thoughts and prayers are with you and it!
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:00 pm
by saxitoxin
The joke's really gonna be on all the dupes who voted Serbia as soon as they find out he's a top.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:02 pm
by the.killing.44
Also DEARY ME! for egad who in their right mind would wish for a human baby and an adult cat?!
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:40 pm
by shieldgenerator7
the.killing.44 wrote:Also DEARY ME! for egad who in their right mind would wish for a human baby and an adult cat?!
my point exactly. Kittens are so much better. And how would that happen anyway? Would the baby grow into a crysallus?
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:48 pm
by saxitoxin
Last chance to get your wishes in before I start picking the ones to grant. Let your imagination run wild, gang. Really reach for the stars on this one ... DREAM BIG and, who knows, your dreams could come true. They could come true.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:58 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Odorless flatulence.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:01 pm
by Serbia
saxitoxin wrote:The joke's really gonna be on all the dupes who voted Serbia as soon as they find out he's a top.
WOOOOOODRUFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:17 pm
by Phatscotty
john9blue wrote:oh come on, you could wish for the real thing and instead you go for that? some imagination you have.
If my hand felt like a vagina, I would never have to listen to a woman's bullshit again. I would never have to answer the questions "Does this make me look fat? Why can't you keep your shampoo separate from mine? If you leave the toilet seat up again....Is sex all you care about? Why were you looking at that woman?"
Oh, I've thought it through mate.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:34 am
by saxitoxin
One to four days left to get your wishes in gang. In the meantime, I'm putting all the losing wishes into ...
Aradhus wrote:For saxitoxin to stop being a dickhead to me.
PhatScotty wrote:I wish that my hand felt like a vagina
Starting immediately, Scott's hand will feel like a dickhead and Aradhus will stop getting vagina.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:39 am
by Army of GOD
I want an iPhone that doubles as a toilet
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:54 am
by InkL0sed
Army of GOD wrote:I want an iPhone that doubles as a toilet
There's an app for that
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 3:51 am
by Joodoo
A gorilla that can:
a)take care of itself
b)acts as a bodyguard for me.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:48 am
by Baron Von PWN
To somehow becom Stalin in 1936 and do my best to turn the Soviet Union into the workers utopia it was supposed to be. When it inevitably fucks , I can just peace out back to my time.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 9:53 am
by Pedronicus
I wish that Wireless connections for computing were easy to set up.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:52 am
by shieldgenerator7
sorry sax, I couldn't see your pic you posted.
I wish my internet worked.