Conquer Club

Cynthia wrote:
ummm

its rude to stare

*takes out spoon again...*

static_ice wrote:

Cynthia wrote:
ummm

its rude to stare

*takes out spoon again...*

*hides in closet*

Cynthia wrote:*hides in closet*

DOH! No more cheese nuggets

1337 is for noobs.

static_ice wrote:fine, I'll tell you if you say something really stupid that I can quote for my sig

I wrote:I think your a dumbass

napoleanb wrote:

static_ice wrote:fine, I'll tell you if you say something really stupid that I can quote for my sig

I wrote:I think your a dumbass

well, that was kinda stupid but not good enough

and not knowing what leet is would make you, sir, the idiot.

and yes, hecter, leet is for noobs, that's why I told napoleanb to use it.

Now remember boys flies carry diseases. So keep yours closed

how about that is that good enough for you

napoleanb wrote:Now remember boys flies carry diseases. So keep yours closed

first of all, that wasn't stupid, that was semi-witty

second of all, no thanks, I found a better one if you look at my sig

okay why the hell would you ever put this up if you never wanted anyone to visit it

its called reverse psichology

Jamie wrote:

Hitman079 wrote:why'd you change your avatar jamie?

I change it from time to time. I picked this one, because I love the show mythbusters, and because this guys face is the face I picture on the main character, when reading "The Outlander Series" by Diana Gabaldon. My favorite series of books

i love also the mythebusters, but make him colered, not gray

Hitman079 wrote:bah. wikipedia.
fine. describe one famous battle you were in, including who was victorious, and if possible, the casualties.

my most famous battle was The Battle of Austerlitz. I won it. it was against the Rusians and the Austrians. they outnumberd me 5 to 1 and i still won by tricking themm into doing what i wanted. I gave up Pratzen Heights and gave it to the Russians and Austrians (now known as the Third Coalition). Then i deliberately weakened my right flank to persuade the Third Coalition into attacking it. once they had sent so many troops i took my center and left flanck and swept around their armie and attacked their cent and rear (rear being Pratzen Heights). then, after that, i enveloped them and slughtered them.
Casualties Me: 1,305 dead; 6,940 wounded; 573 captured; 1 standard lost.

Ha...I mean are you satisfied

napoleanb wrote: i enveloped them and slughtered them.

does this mean you put them into prostitution? I dont remember that part of the story

the most one-sided battle ever:
The Battle of New Orleans, The War of 1812
Great Britain vs. United States
Leaders
-Brits-
Sir Edward Pakenham
John Lambert
Alexander Cochrane
-Americans-
Andrew Jackson
Figures
American forces: 3,500-4,000
British Forces: 8,000
American casualties: 13 KIA, 58 WIA, 30 MIA
British casualties: 385 KIA, 1,186 WIA, 484 MIA
Victor: United States, Andrew Jackson

Hitman079 wrote:the most one-sided battle ever:
The Battle of New Orleans, The War of 1812
Great Britain vs. United States
Leaders
-Brits-
Sir Edward Pakenham
John Lambert
Alexander Cochrane
-Americans-
Andrew Jackson
Figures
American forces: 3,500-4,000
British Forces: 8,000
American casualties: 13 KIA, 58 WIA, 30 MIA
British casualties: 385 KIA, 1,186 WIA, 484 MIA
Victor: United States, Andrew Jackson

"Well in 18 and 14 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we meet the bloody British in the town or New Orleans....

Well I seed Marse Jackson come a-walking
down the street
And a talkin' to a pirate by the name of
Jean Lafitte
He gave Jean a drink that he brung from
Tennessee,
And the pirate said he'd help us drive the
British to the sea...."

I s'pose you want some 'plause fo that
Not from me, s'I,
I won't s'gest none neitha, s'I

war_bloodline wrote:

Hitman079 wrote:the most one-sided battle ever:
The Battle of New Orleans, The War of 1812
Great Britain vs. United States
Leaders
-Brits-
Sir Edward Pakenham
John Lambert
Alexander Cochrane
-Americans-
Andrew Jackson
Figures
American forces: 3,500-4,000
British Forces: 8,000
American casualties: 13 KIA, 58 WIA, 30 MIA
British casualties: 385 KIA, 1,186 WIA, 484 MIA
Victor: United States, Andrew Jackson

"Well in 18 and 14 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we meet the bloody British in the town or New Orleans....

Well I seed Marse Jackson come a-walking
down the street
And a talkin' to a pirate by the name of
Jean Lafitte
He gave Jean a drink that he brung from
Tennessee,
And the pirate said he'd help us drive the
British to the sea...."

I love that song but is that secnd part actually part of it