Conquer Club

Puppet employee here, reporting for duty.
You're absolutely right. Volunteers on this site give up their time to make your gaming experience as hellish as possible. I just went through your active games and granted your opponents better dice. Har har har.

But seriously, I understand why you're posting here. The dice do often seem one-sided. I'm sure that anyone who wants to win games on this site will experience the feeling of being 'pissed at the dice' to some degree.

In case you were wondering, you've won more than 50% of the 1vs1 games you've played on this site. Perhaps your luck isn't as bad as you think; or maybe it really is and you're an above-average 1vs1 player.

Head over to this thread and you'll see some fun stats. For instance: Most consecutive troops lost: 22 - ManBungalow
But then, oddly enough, there's another statistic; Most consecutive troops defeated: 25 - ManBungalow.
I'm sure there have been better/worse dice streaks than those in the past, but I think you understand the point I'm trying to make now.

gl

My dice lately have actually been better than usual. It seems like the chance of killing 6 while losing none is back, rather than the reverse always being true. For me anyway.

that wasn't funny in any way. please gtfo

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Game 8094336 Round 1

Comments: Sick of you people! It never ends! Hope someone shuts your site down!

dude, if you don't like the site, then just stop coming

quit your bitchin, and deal with it! dont like it, dont play 1v1 on such a easy map that the game is decided on the drop

Is that the best drop you can come up with? You're not new to the site, so I figure you've seen much worse.
And what's your problem, btw? You can attack his bonus and fort some troops in. If the dice won't hate you just in round 1, it'll be an all open game.

How many of these are you going to make, dude? Don't you have 2 going on in the C&A right now against CC? It'd probably be best if you cool it.

Merged.

this is his 2nd post in 1 day, this is starting to be spurious complaints

no kidding, you play first, not like he plays first, seen that happen many times, give it a go.
Besides i've had drops like that and couldn't get a kill if my life depended on it too. You never know until you try.

These have been moved for obvious reasons.

both threads have been merged into one.

clapper011 wrote:both threads have been merged into one.

Maybe you should lock it while you're at it. I don't see much good coming out of this...

I too, am being made sick by Conquerclub.

Over the past almost four years, ConquerClub has slowly, but surely turned me into a newt.

Timminz wrote:I too, am being made sick by Conquerclub.

Over the past almost four years, ConquerClub has slowly, but surely turned me into a newt.

"...I got better..."

Gold Knight wrote:

Timminz wrote:I too, am being made sick by Conquerclub.

Over the past almost four years, ConquerClub has slowly, but surely turned me into a newt.

"...I got better..."

Damn! I was hoping to get that line. You were supposed to say, "A newt?!"

ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck TWO GAMES IN A ROW FUCKING LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what dices are bad? no these is not possible.

Timminz wrote:

Gold Knight wrote:

Timminz wrote:I too, am being made sick by Conquerclub.

Over the past almost four years, ConquerClub has slowly, but surely turned me into a newt.

"...I got better..."

Damn! I was hoping to get that line. You were supposed to say, "A newt?!"

newt is that not something like a noob/nub?
wel after years of CC i sometimes feel like a noob

I am so sick of Conquer Club that when I see a map of the world, I heave.


--Andy

strange-how you dont sick of eat bananas every day

I Love the Dice

Hey Chucky, want a game?

I like coconut milk with my bananas.

AndyDufresne wrote:I am so sick of Conquer Club that when I see a map of the world, I heave.


--Andy

**Munches on a banana**

--Sully

Woodruff wrote:

CHEWKY wrote:Complaint: consistently losing dice rolls 90% of the time when outnumbering opponents 3-1, 4-1, 5-2, 8-5, 11-7 etc, pathetic auto placement favoring opponents most of the time, opponents go 1st 90% of the time, cashing in takes place at 4-5 cards 90% of the time. What is going on here???

Why are you favoring the higher ranked players? Too many losing dice rolls makes this gaming site very suspicious and lots of people are complaining about it!

Really not happy here! If you people are controlling this stuff, then let me lose to very close games NOT to blowouts continually favoring my opponents and especially the higher ranked ones. Are your dice random or rigged? What is going on here?

I am Pissed Off! Really Really PISSED OFF!

As a low-ranker myself, I can assure you...this site absolutely does not favor high-ranked players.

I disagree...the "adjusted dice" and placement certainly DO favor higher ranking players...and I may cancel my premium membership and take my playing elsewhere, like MajorCommand, if this crap isn't "adjusted" back to being FAIR !!!!

qwert wrote:strange-how you dont sick of eat bananas every day

1. Learn proper grammar.

2. You obviously suffer from terminal cranial rectumitis.