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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 7:25 am
by ZawBanjito
I live in Japan, where the mullet is the height of fashion. If I died my mullet pink, piled the rest up in a big stack like a horse slept in it, put on some eyeshadow, and covered my fingernails with little flowers, then I could sleep with any 16 year old I wanted. Except for, uh, my freakishly hairy body.
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:29 pm
by wicked
lol.... Zaw I'm starting to worry about all your references to your feminity......
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:45 pm
by Twill
</me looks at Zaw in a slightly odd manner and worries a bit>
Me thinks this thread somehow got off topic, but Zaw, please, no mullets with flowers on your nails, please! What would we tell your mother?
Twill
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:23 pm
by KoolBak
This is my thread and I say talk about whatever the hell you want - ZB, I always had long hair..got tired of it and shaved my damn head...now THAT was a scary thing...always wondered what my head was shaped like.....now I have hair again. Covers up all those weird bumps and depressions...crap, looked like the freakin moon!
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:24 pm
by KoolBak
By the way, the three asswipes (potential genital stompees) I started this thread by accusing were busted by lack - GO LACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 3:00 am
by ZawBanjito
I hope removal and/or stomping of the genitals becomes the go-to fantasy punishment for ALL of CC's pricks! Congrats KoolBak and hail lack!
And for wicked, you can add my feminine references to my all-to-obvious obsession with bloody violence to penises, and get really interested!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:36 am
by wicked
ZawBanjito wrote:I hope removal and/or stomping of the genitals becomes the go-to fantasy punishment for ALL of CC's pricks!
phew! I'm safe then....
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:47 am
by wicked
Twill wrote: What would we tell your mother?
She'd probably say, "well it's about damn time he came out of that closet!"
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:20 pm
by KoolBak
Well speaking of the units....ever heard the phrase "I'm your worst nightmare?".....(eg a heavily armed, republican voting beef masticating, tree chopping redneck to Twill)......;o)
Well MY worst nightmare is waking up without my penis.....gaaaaaa!!!!
How 'bout you ZB?! Wicked??
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:44 pm
by wicked
KoolBak wrote:Well speaking of the units....ever heard the phrase "I'm your worst nightmare?".....(eg a heavily armed, republican voting beef masticating, tree chopping redneck to Twill)......;o)
Well MY worst nightmare is waking up without my penis.....gaaaaaa!!!!
How 'bout you ZB?! Wicked??
No, I'd have to say you waking up w/o your penis is definitely not my worst nightmare... but I will have a good laugh at your expense.
Lorena Bobbitt.... friend to women everywhere.
hmmmm.... I wonder how far we can go w/o being "moderated"....
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 3:51 pm
by KoolBak
After my Twill comment and my upcoming sig modification...probly not long!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 3:54 pm
by wicked
what comment was that?
still waiting for the sig... am I going to be quoted?
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:04 pm
by qeee1
What is it with you people and penises. I mean sure, I love penis just as much as the next straight man... but still... you guys rarely seem to have a conversation without a penis "popping up" somewhere.
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:05 pm
by wicked
would that be Peni?
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:06 pm
by wicked
qeeeee..... here's a great sig for you ....
"I love penis just as much as the next straight man"
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:13 pm
by qeee1
Yeah, I was gonna leave the straight part out, but then I thought... wait a minute... people might start asking questions.
But really who doesn't love a good penis?
Also is the plural peni? I've no idea.
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:15 pm
by wicked
BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Finally! Out of his shell he comes...
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:17 pm
by qeee1
My shell? I have no shell...
Also you guys should really stop spamming up the cheating/abuse forum. I just came here to tell you that but got distracted along the way...
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:20 pm
by wicked
it's Zaw's fault..... I hope Twill busts his ass...
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:16 pm
by KoolBak
Wicked...you say what comment...I say re-read the nightmare comment in relation to Twill!
As to peni / penises, it is only peni if they are peni of the same species; penises if different species (just like octopus / octopi / octopusses [ thats alot better than penises!]).....
"What man doesnt love a good penis?"??????
There's only one good penis I give a flying you-know-what about!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:20 am
by ZawBanjito
wicked wrote:still waiting for the sig... am I going to be quoted?
I shall do those honors, m'lady.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:31 am
by Scorba
That is a fine piece of abbreviating.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:00 am
by wicked
that was so NOT what I was talking about Zaw....
however, two can play at that game.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 10:09 am
by KoolBak
This is an excellent debate!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 11:31 am
by qeee1
"I like... penis." "I'd have to say... waking up... your penis is definitely not my worst nightmare... at your expense." -wicked
Hah, take that Wicked. That'll learn you to abbreviate quotes.