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Re: greetings bumpage denizens
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:55 am
by jrl332005
AAFitz wrote:Bumpage questionaire
1. Do you believe in God
2. Do you believe in Global Warming
3. Do you believe in Evolution
4. Do you believe in Government regulations
5. Do you believe in Capital Punishment
6. Do you believe in war
7. Do you believe in wearing white after memorial day
8. Do you believe in an earth that is only 6000 years old
9. Do you believe in a conspiracy to blow up the twin towers by members of the US govt. (you may not want to answer this)
10. Do you believe in Taxes to support under-privileged citizens
11. Do you believe in blocking the borders and deporting all illegal citizens
12. Do you believe in eating animals
13. Do you believe in eating fish
14. Do you believe in using pot
15. Do you believe in using alcohol
16. Do you believe in using soap
17. Do you believe in using gasoline engines
18. Do you believe in freeloaders using taxes to support themselves
19. Do you believe in Fox News as the voice for the new messiah
20. Do you believe in Fox News as the voice of the anti-christ
1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. No
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. Yes
12. Yes
13. Yes
14. Yes
15. Yes
16. Yes
17. No
18. No
19. No
20. No
Bring on the rain of firery hate and blissful love!
Re: greetings bumpage denizens
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:19 am
by rabbiton
AAFitz wrote:Bumpage questionaire
1. Do you believe in God
2. Do you believe in Global Warming
3. Do you believe in Evolution
4. Do you believe in Government regulations
5. Do you believe in Capital Punishment
6. Do you believe in war
7. Do you believe in wearing white after memorial day
8. Do you believe in an earth that is only 6000 years old
9. Do you believe in a conspiracy to blow up the twin towers by members of the US govt. (you may not want to answer this)
10. Do you believe in Taxes to support under-privileged citizens
11. Do you believe in blocking the borders and deporting all illegal citizens
12. Do you believe in eating animals
13. Do you believe in eating fish
14. Do you believe in using pot
15. Do you believe in using alcohol
16. Do you believe in using soap
17. Do you believe in using gasoline engines
18. Do you believe in freeloaders using taxes to support themselves
19. Do you believe in Fox News as the voice for the new messiah
20. Do you believe in Fox News as the voice of the anti-christ
Answering these should adequately let every last person in bumpage know where you stand on nearly every issue. You will instantly be hated, and you will instantly be loved. You will instantly be applauded and instantly stoned for your beliefs.
You will as BK stated, be treated with some human decency now at the same time, but dont take that for granted.
1-20: No.
Re: greetings bumpage denizens
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:40 am
by safariguy5
Abandon all hope, ye who enter. Still, it's nice to see a former Conqueror come into the OT threads. No dice bitch threads here amigo.
Re: greetings bumpage denizens
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:09 pm
by AAFitz
rabbiton wrote:AAFitz wrote:Bumpage questionaire
1. Do you believe in God
2. Do you believe in Global Warming
3. Do you believe in Evolution
4. Do you believe in Government regulations
5. Do you believe in Capital Punishment
6. Do you believe in war
7. Do you believe in wearing white after memorial day
8. Do you believe in an earth that is only 6000 years old
9. Do you believe in a conspiracy to blow up the twin towers by members of the US govt. (you may not want to answer this)
10. Do you believe in Taxes to support under-privileged citizens
11. Do you believe in blocking the borders and deporting all illegal citizens
12. Do you believe in eating animals
13. Do you believe in eating fish
14. Do you believe in using pot
15. Do you believe in using alcohol
16. Do you believe in using soap
17. Do you believe in using gasoline engines
18. Do you believe in freeloaders using taxes to support themselves
19. Do you believe in Fox News as the voice for the new messiah
20. Do you believe in Fox News as the voice of the anti-christ
Answering these should adequately let every last person in bumpage know where you stand on nearly every issue. You will instantly be hated, and you will instantly be loved. You will instantly be applauded and instantly stoned for your beliefs.
You will as BK stated, be treated with some human decency now at the same time, but dont take that for granted.
1-20: No.
Re: greetings bumpage denizens
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:54 am
by King Doctor
Incandenza wrote:Oh, you poor bastards. Rabbit is gonna eat you all for breakfast.
He's not locked up in here with us, we're locked up in here with him.
Re: greetings bumpage denizens
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:37 am
by tzor
A famous international champion quartet named 'FRED' wrote:Hello! Hello! Hello!
What a wonderful word, “hello!”
Hello! Hello! Hello!
You can hear it wherever you go!
A stranger in a strange place can’t be nearer;
‘cause when you sing the “hello” song, it’s clearer!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
The most wonder word,
That you’ve ever heard.
That most wonderful word,
“Hello!”
Re: greetings bumpage denizens
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:58 pm
by King Doctor
Ball Suck.
Re: greetings bumpage denizens
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:50 pm
by V.I.
yeah, dick lick.
Re: greetings bumpage denizens
Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:33 pm
by King Doctor
*Giga High Five*