Conquer Club

b.k. barunt wrote:

2dimes wrote:

PLAYER57832 wrote:Oh, and BK, far be it from me to know your heart, but just listening to you, I see no huge reason why you could not be a Christian.

I won't get into the size, might be huge, I'm sure it's adequate. The organ in question is lower than his heart. I suspect his heart pumps faster when he's using it to become one with whom ever it is that evening.

Actually that's an almost nonexistant problem with me. I'm 58, have done a lot of hard drugs, have had major traumatic injuries and i'm not as pretty as i used to be. It is rather large though, if you really must know, but i can't knock down doors with it anymore.

My huge problem is my reluctance to take shit. I walked the walk for 14 years and turned the other cheek on a regular basis - much harder for me than keeping my hands off the wimminz. It's not a matter of what you do or don't do though, it's whether you're doing your own thing or doing His thing - you're either on the bus or off the bus. A lot of delusional fuckheads think they're on the bus but the damn thing looks empty to me whenever i see it go by.

Player, if you're actually serious about confusing me with a follower of Jesus you might want to take a look at James 1:26.


Reprobate Honibaz

The Neon Peon wrote:

oddzy wrote:ok, i gotta admit i laughed when the op thought that boiling a kid in its mother's milk refered to a human child rather than a baby goat.

When did I ever say that?

The Neon Peon wrote:The second helped when we were reading the Torah as well, especially with the repeated text of "Thou shalt not boil a child in his mother's milk."

PLAYER57832 wrote:We are each our own harshest critics.

PLAYER57832 wrote:

daddy1gringo wrote:
No, you are confusing "Torah" with "Talmud". "Pentateuch" is a synonym for "Torah". "Torah" is Hebrew for "the Law". "Pentateuch" is Greek for "5 books" coined by a 2nd c. Christian theologian.

here is what Wikki says on the matter (as I have said before, I don't consider it a great source except for very general information such as this)

The term "Torah" (Hebrew: תּוֹרָה, "teaching" or "instruction", sometimes translated as "law"[1]), refers either to the Five Books of Moses (or Pentateuch) or to the entirety of Judaism's founding legal and ethical religious texts.[2][3]

Note the "or". I believe this is why the confusion. In fact, my understanding is that reference to the first 5 books is mostly a Christian misunderstanding and that Jews using the term refer to the more complete definition.