Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

[saxitoxin]

ACHTUNG! I WILL BE MODERATING THE SECOND PLENARY SESSION OF THE WORLD ECONOMIC EQUALITY, ANTI-RACISM AND DEMOCRATIC ACTION CONFERENCE, 3RD REGIONAL ASSEMBLY, TOMORROW IN DALY CITY. AS A RESULT, I WILL BE OFF-C/C FOR THE NEXT 24-48 HOURS. EACH OF YOUR COMPLAINTS WILL BE ADDRESSED UPON MY RETURN.

Thanks, gang!
- STX

[Neoteny]

Accused: thegreekdog
Accuser: Neoteny
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: The accused has, by changing his avatar to such a sexy image, forced me to call into question my sexuality as a response to the strange attraction I now feel toward thegreekdog.

[Beckytheblondie]

Accused: Howard (#1_Stunna)
Accuser:Karl ( [player]Beckytheblondie[/player])
Adjudicator: [player]Saxitoxin[/player]
Accusation:Howard posted in a special forum reserved for only the erudite. Howard is clearly neither scholarly nor eloquent. He violated the rules of this thread: Ivy League Posters only. Also, he cheated on me in RL.

[thegreekdog]

Accused: thegreekdog
Accuser: Neoteny
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: The accused has, by changing his avatar to such a sexy image, forced me to call into question my sexuality as a response to the strange attraction I now feel toward thegreekdog.

Accused: neoteny
Accuser: thegreekdog
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accuation: The accused has, by making the above accusation, accused the wrong accused. The correct accused is Saxitoxin, the adjudicator, for punishing the accuser in this instance pursuant to the last adjudication.

[Skittles!]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: jefjef - skittles - woodruff - timminz - strife
Adjudicator: Army of God
Accusation:Saxitoxin changed the name of the Reign of Terror to the gang of five.
The name change is a misrepresentation. We are NOT a gang. Some of us are mutual foes.

What say ye AoG?

Excuse me, but I am not, nor do I intend to be, accusing anyone of anything in this thread. Kindly remove my name from your list.

Get fucked jefjef

[Army of GOD]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Army of GOD
Accusation:Saxitoxin did not respect my authoritaw as an Alternate Alternate Dispute Adjudicator.

[Army of GOD]

I, Army of DOG, Alternate Alternate Dispute Adjudicator, hereby find Saxitoxin not at fault.

Army of DOG has not yet been accepted as an AADA by Saxitoxin, and therefore is not an AADA.

The complaint by Army of DOG is dismissed with prejudice.

Signed in My Hand,
Army of GOD
Wannabe Alternate Alternate Dispute Adjudicator (WAADA)

[Timminz]

Are you spelling your name wrong on purpose?

[Army of GOD]

Yes, Timmins

[jefjef]

Accused: Skittles!
Accuser: jefjef
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: On page 2 of this thread Skittles! made an unsolicited sexual advance towards me. Something like Your a god jefjef and I want to please you.

The "mommy" is NOT my type.

[Timminz]

Yes, Timmins

carry on.

[saxitoxin]

LORD KALKI!

I said I don't have time for CC for the next couple days and yet everyone has descended on the ADR forum like GabonX descends on Strife. Now I have to interrupt my trip just to make some rulings and I AM NOT PLEASED ABOUT IT.

FURTHER, as a result of people using the ADR forum to make random comments other than complaints, I WILL BE PASSING JUDGMENT ON EVERY SINGLE COMMENT POSTED HERE AS PUNISHMENT FOR THE NE'ER DO WELLS INVOLVED.

If this BAITING and FLAMING continues I will be filing a mass C&A complaint with the Valued Mods requesting all 21,161 CC players be given a 1-WEEK FORUM BAN.

My judgments will follow this message.
- STX

[saxitoxin]

JUDGMENTS

- In question of a complaint filed by bradleybadly against Saxitoxin ("He is guilty of using his wit to free the multitudes from the chains of boredom."). The complaint is rejected. User bradleybadly is ordered to volunteer as a career mentor to the.killing.44 for 2 months.

- In question of a complaint filed by Neoteny against thegreekdog ("forced me to call into question my sexuality as a response to the strange attraction I now feel toward thegreekdog"). The complaint is upheld. User thegreekdog is ordered to give Neoteny a reach-around to relieve the frustration he has inflicted.

- In question of a complaint filed by Beckytheblondie against #1_Stunna ("he cheated on me in RL"). The complaint is upheld. User Beckytheblondie is ordered to give thegreekdog a reach-around to get back at #1_Stunna.

- In question of a complaint filed by thegreekdog against Neoteny ("accused the wrong accused"). The complaint is rejected. User thegreekdog is ordered to give himself a reach-around.

- In question of a random comment made by Skittles! to jefjef. Skittles! is culpable of contempt. He's ordered not to eat koala, or whatever the traditional cuisine of his people is, for one week.



- In question of a complaint filed by Army of God against Saxitoxin ("did not respect"). The complaint is rejected. User Army of God is ordered to give colton24 and jefjef a ride in his car to the Padres home game against the Brewers on April 24 and to pick them up and drive them back home after the game; he is further ordered to stop at In-N-Out Burger on the way home and buy them each a Double-Double and an In-N-Out Root Beer shake, and maybe a souvenir ball or something if it tickles his fancy.

- In question of a comment made by Timminz to Army of God. Timminz is culpable of contempt. User Timminz is ordered to create a sig file for jefjef that doesn't feature an elven tranny.

- In question of a complaint filed by jefjef against Skittles! ("Skittles! made an unsolicited sexual advance towards me.") The complaint is upheld. User jefjef is ordered to make a sexual advance back at Skittles! to balance the scales of justice.

Signed in My Hand,
SAXITOXIN
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[john9blue]

Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: john9blue
Adjudicator: john9blue
Accusation: judging people
Verdict: guilty

[jefjef]

As per the ruling entered by ADA Saxitoxin. Here's to you Skittles!

[Woodruff]

Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: jefjef - skittles - woodruff - timminz - strife
Adjudicator: Army of God
Accusation:Saxitoxin changed the name of the Reign of Terror to the gang of five.
The name change is a misrepresentation. We are NOT a gang. Some of us are mutual foes.

What say ye AoG?

Excuse me, but I am not, nor do I intend to be, accusing anyone of anything in this thread. Kindly remove my name from your list.

Get fucked jefjef

It seems to me that you guys are providing outstanding proof of jefjef's point. <smile>

[natty dread]

Accused: jefjef
Accuser: natty_dread
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Jefjef is sexually harrassing me. He follows me around in various threads and keeps flirting with me. I want a restraining order on jefjef.

Now he has also started sending love letters into my inbox. This is harrassment, I tells you!

[thegreekdog]

There are a lot of reacharounds on that list. Fortunately, I think I might be getting two... which is awesome.

[pimpdave]

(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

[Timminz]

- In question of a comment made by Timminz to Army of God. Timminz is culpable of contempt. User Timminz is ordered to create a sig file for jefjef that doesn't feature an elven tranny.

So it has been decreed, and so it shall be.

[bradleybadly]

There are a lot of reacharounds on that list. Fortunately, I think I might be getting two... which is awesome.

Perhaps you can use that as a write-off on your taxes this year.

I got stuck being a career mentor.

[pimpdave]

- In question of a comment made by Timminz to Army of God. Timminz is culpable of contempt. User Timminz is ordered to create a sig file for jefjef that doesn't feature an elven tranny.

So it has been decreed, and so it shall be.

So, I take it they don't teach reading comprehension in Canada, huh?

[thegreekdog]

(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

Accused: pimpdave
Accuser: thegreekdog
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: pimpdave has violated the number of characters rule and should be punished accordingly.

[Woodruff]

- In question of a comment made by Timminz to Army of God. Timminz is culpable of contempt. User Timminz is ordered to create a sig file for jefjef that doesn't feature an elven tranny.

So it has been decreed, and so it shall be.

So, I take it they don't teach reading comprehension in Canada, huh?

Um...the decree stated that it "doesn't feature AN elven tranny". As his sig-file clearly states, "two is more than one".

[Army of GOD]

I didn't even know more than one elven tranny existed.