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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:58 am
by happy2seeyou
Only one of these is true.
1. I am allergic to penicillin
2. I traveled to Europe to stalk RL_Orange
3. I was in "Bow Hunter" Magazine twice
4. wicked is my sister
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:09 am
by JoshyBoy
3 of these are true.
1. I have a pair of nail clippers named Steve which I use to trim my eye lashes.
2. I spend 13 minutes a day drawing the word "conquer" on one elbow and the word "club" on the other.
3. My nose has been broken twice.
4. I once scored from the half way line in a football (soccer) match.
5. Andy Dufresne is my cousin's uncle's brother's wife's husband.
6. Santa Clause touched GENERAL STONEHAM in an innapropriate manner when he was 5, leaving him mentally scarred for life.
7. Lack owns 6 computers, has only been outside twice in his entire life, and generates $751.32 an hour through his online business empire. CC is just loose change.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:13 pm
by n00blet
Of the last three, my guess for the truths are:
AndyDufresne wrote:3. I climb trees.
happy2seeyou wrote:2. I traveled to Europe to stalk RL_Orange
JoshyBoy wrote:3. My nose has been broken twice.
4. I once scored from the half way line in a football (soccer) match.
6. Santa Clause touched GENERAL STONEHAM in an innapropriate manner when he was 5, leaving him mentally scarred for life.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:48 pm
by Beckytheblondie
Hello everybody, my name is Karl and I am a red head. My user is a blond female who gets rowdy in chat and throws obscenities around like they're cotton balls. In real life I play the piccolo and drink soy milk, often at the same time. My limits include but are not limited to:
aviation.
I was born at a very young age.
When I am not playing conquer club, I am courting the ladies. They seem to be generally attached to my Velcro suit.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:15 pm
by squishyg
1. I am married, live in the suburbs, and have a daughter.
2. I have dined with royalty and danced with Superman.
3. I saw John Paul II in the depths of the Wieliczka Salt Mine.
4. I was threatened with arrest twice in Germany.
5. I have run my fingers through the the Nile River, gazed up at the Sistine Chapel, and cried at Auschwitz.
Four are true.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:30 pm
by JoshyBoy
squishyg wrote:1. I am married, live in the suburbs, and have a daughter.
2. I have dined with royalty and danced with Superman.
3. I saw John Paul II in the depths of the Wieliczka Salt Mine.
4. I was threatened with arrest twice in Germany.
5. I have run my fingers through the the Nile River, gazed up at the Sistine Chapel, and cried at Auschwitz.
Four are true.
Damn you squishy... well I know number 1 is true.

I think that number 3 is the fairytale here.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:22 pm
by squishyg
JoshyBoy wrote:squishyg wrote:1. I am married, live in the suburbs, and have a daughter.
2. I have dined with royalty and danced with Superman.
3. I saw John Paul II in the depths of the Wieliczka Salt Mine.
4. I was threatened with arrest twice in Germany.
5. I have run my fingers through the the Nile River, gazed up at the Sistine Chapel, and cried at Auschwitz.
Four are true.
Damn you squishy... well I know number 1 is true.

I think that number 3 is the fairytale here.
Bzzz. Incorrect! Although number 3
was slightly misleading. Do a little research on Wieliczka and you'll see what I mean.
4 is false. It happened in Italy

Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:51 pm
by isaiah40
AndyDufresne wrote:Two are true.
1. I have been sky diving.
2. I was a college mascot.
3. I often spend time in New York City.
4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.
5. I'm 6 foot 5 inches tall.
--Andy
Well I know 5 is out. I just can't see a monkey doing 1 or 4 (though possible on #4). So that leaves #'s 2 and 3. *
Thoughtfully chews on a banana*
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:32 pm
by AndyDufresne
Three are true.
1. I rarely can smell anything.
2. I have poor eyesight.
3. I'm missing a limb.
4. I can't stand the sound of a banjo.
5. I've never actually eaten a banana.
6. I often have dreams with zombies in them.
7. I'm an expert ice sculptor.
--Andy
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:34 pm
by #1_stunna
OMG LOCK IT.
IT HAS BEEN BUMPED!!

Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:12 pm
by squishyg
AndyDufresne wrote:Three are true.
2. I have poor eyesight.
4. I can't stand the sound of a banjo.
6. I often have dreams with zombies in them.
--Andy
These are my guesses
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:52 am
by Army of GOD
Only one is true
1. This is true
2. This is false
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:24 am
by Gold Knight
Army of GOD wrote:Only one is true
1. This is true
2. This is false
This! Is! SPARTA!!!
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:19 pm
by Army of GOD
No, this is Patrick!

I'm not a Krusty Krab...=(
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:49 am
by lackattack
Okay, my turn. Three out of four are true:
1. I studied and worked at McGill University
2. I have piloted an airplane
3. I have a great aunt who is 104 years old
4. I've met the president of Latvia
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:58 am
by Dukasaur
lackattack wrote:Okay, my turn. Three out of four are true:
1. I studied and worked at McGill University
2. I have piloted an airplane
3. I have a great aunt who is 104 years old
4. I've met the president of Latvia
That's my guess.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:44 am
by Army of GOD
4 out of the 3 are true:
1. I have a large penis
2. I have an enormous penis
3. I have a gargantuan penis
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:49 am
by Gilligan
lackattack wrote:Okay, my turn. Three out of four are true:
1. I studied and worked at McGill University
2. I have piloted an airplane
3. I have a great aunt who is 104 years old
4. I've met the president of Latvia
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:57 pm
by ChrisPond
Since I am long winded....4 out of 10 are true.
1. I flew on the same flight as Derek Jeter.
2. My eye was shot out by a B.B. Gun
3. I was once an elite college track and field athlete
4. I am married with 3 children and own 2 dogs and live in surburbia.
5. I was drafted by a MLB organization and played 2 seasons in minor league baseball before giving up the dream.
6. Police dogs were once dispatched to locate me after I wandered off from a single car accident. The authorities expected to find me dead.
7. I served a Mormon mission.
8. I was valedictorian of my graduating high school class.
9. I build ponds for a living.
10. My wife is taller than me.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:03 pm
by ChrisPond
lackattack wrote:Okay, my turn. Three out of four are true:
1. I studied and worked at McGill University
2. I have piloted an airplane
3. I have a great aunt who is 104 years old
4. I've met the president of Latvia
No way u worked at McGill University.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:35 pm
by BigBallinStalin
ChrisPond wrote:lackattack wrote:Okay, my turn. Three out of four are true:
1. I studied and worked at McGill University
2. I have piloted an airplane
3. I have a great aunt who is 104 years old
4. I've met the president of Latvia
No way u worked at McGill University.
Everyone was invented at McGill University; therefore, everyone has studied and worked at McGill University.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:38 pm
by BigBallinStalin
ChrisPond wrote:Since I am long winded....4 out of 10 are true.
1. I flew on the same flight as Derek Jeter.
2. My eye was shot out by a B.B. Gun
3. I was once an elite college track and field athlete
4. I am married with 3 children and own 2 dogs and live in surburbia.
5. I was drafted by a MLB organization and played 2 seasons in minor league baseball before giving up the dream.
6. Police dogs were once dispatched to locate me after I wandered off from a single car accident. The authorities expected to find me dead.
7. I served a Mormon mission.
8. I was valedictorian of my graduating high school class.
9. I build ponds for a living.
10. My wife is taller than me.
I'm gonna go with....
9. (duh)
10. (probably because you're a pond guy, so you'd be into tall women).
3 or 5. because why bring up some foregone athletic career?
Finally, 4 because it sounds most normal. But, I wouldn't be surprised if police dogs were searching after the infamous ChrisPond.
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:25 am
by DoomYoshi
n of the following are true:
1. n = 3
2. I used to lead a gang of hooligans in middle school
3. The police picked me up the first time when I was 2
4. I manscape regularly
5. I have dropped out or been expelled from school 4 times
6. I can recite the movie The Mummy almost from memory
7. n = 5
Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:09 am
by sempaispellcheck
5 of the 7 are true.
1. I graduated from college on each of the 2 days preceding my birthday.
2. Instead of weights, I lift women.
3. I have been on JEOPARDY!
4. I have written a thesis on the physics behind ballet.
5. I have published French-to-English translations of, among other things, a seven-act play by Jean-Paul Sartre and a series of letters by Maurice Béjart.
6. I am an avid sports fan and fantasy sports player.
7. I was once kicked off a bus because I flipped off the driver.
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:11 am
by sempaispellcheck
DoomYoshi wrote:n of the following are true:
2. I used to lead a gang of hooligans in middle school
4. I manscape regularly
5. I have dropped out or been expelled from school 4 times
6. I can recite the movie The Mummy almost from memory
7. n = 5
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