Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:35 pm**

"Hi Mom!"

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:42 pm**

TimTheEnchanter wrote:Yay! Thanks

Okay, here's the new pic:

"Hi, my name is lackattack, would you like to spank me tonight, please call 1-800-spank me, thanks...."

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:39 pm**

In Soviet Russia, transvestite calls YOU on 900 number.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:02 pm**

a little bump before I make my choice...

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:05 pm**

TimTheEnchanter wrote:

My two captions:

1. what!... :oops:

this job pays well
when you're working for Michael Jackson :shock:

2. Who ever said playboy had to only feature girls :wink:

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:57 pm**

Ok srry I didnt make this clear.

1 CAPTION !

But it looks like this thread finally got started.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:02 pm**

TimTheEnchanter wrote:Yay! Thanks

Okay, here's the new pic:

suck me dry you fucking fag

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:05 pm**

TimTheEnchanter wrote:Yay! Thanks

Okay, here's the new pic:

" Sleeping on the job doesn't mean what it used to..."

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:58 pm**

AndyDufresne wrote:You know this is who you are really talking to when you call those 900 lines...

--Andy

Every good joke has some truth in it, so Andy wins!

Your turn

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:03 pm**

Hm...lets see what I got! Here...

--Andy

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:31 am**

AndyDufresne wrote:

From Wikipedia:
In 1878, to ease the awkwardness of trains passing this curve, the station was moved slightly westward,
to its present site, and the curve made more gentle.

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:41 am**

"Do you like my chin tuck? I'm getting my nose done next!"

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:45 am**

"Douche. What a pleasant-sounding word..."

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:40 am**

dam, thats me in the mirror

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:19 am**

to play CC all the time, or to not play CC all the time, that IS the question!

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:34 am**

Our intrepid hero had been underground for months, following paltry clues to nothing, it seemed. But this... THIS had to be it, the moment he had been waiting for.

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:58 am**

nope, no toilet here...

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:59 pm**

"Damn this huge earring, it's making my neck ache"

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:35 pm**

hmm.... wonder if i can get MY name on a train station...

and rathersane... just out of interest... what does "pobyeda" mean???

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:39 pm**

"Little pig, little pig, let me out."
But the pig answered,"Oh No, Oh no, not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin."

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:41 pm**

Is that wicked over there? I should have shaved.

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:45 pm**

LMAO!!!! ^^^^ WINNER!! ^^^^^

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:50 pm**

I've narrowed it down to three at the moment, I'll make my decision later tonight!

--Andy

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:54 pm**

wicked wrote:LMAO!!!! ^^^^ WINNER!! ^^^^^

agreed! XD

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:15 pm**

**Drumroll** ....and the winner is...

2dimes wrote:
Is that wicked over there? I should have shaved.

Time for you to take the reigns of this here thread!

--Andy

Conquer Club

Caption Contest !!!