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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:38 am
by reverend_kyle
2dimes wrote:"Who knew?
Buy insurance
its the law"


thats good.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:47 am
by 2dimes
Yes it is.

Re: Shit happens

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:53 am
by vtmarik
reverend_kyle wrote:whats another phrase synonomous with shit happens that is school appropriate.


S*it happens.

Next?

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:59 am
by HoustonNutt
Sammy gags wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:shit occurs?

read the 1st post retard


Do you find that you often fail to recognize sarcasm and humor?

Re: Shit happens

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:01 am
by Shade
reverend_kyle wrote:whats another phrase synonomous with shit happens that is school appropriate.


Sranja se dogadjaju....

That's on Croatian....

Read it [srahgna sey doghadjahyou] :lol:

No teacher will understand you, thrust me...

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:31 pm
by Sammy gags
HoustonNutt wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:shit occurs?

read the 1st post retard


Do you find that you often fail to recognize sarcasm and humor?

no, i just really hate him

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:50 pm
by UCAbears
Bull Spit happens?

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:32 am
by kclborat
the one that always pissed me off and doesnt really apply:
"if life gives you lemons make lemonade"
my version that still doesnt apply
"if life gives you lemons, stop f*cking complaining about it and man up"

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:37 am
by vtmarik
"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins

Shit happens, however? How about "Gravity always pulls ya down in the end." It's profound, scientific, and has the benefit of not being in every quote book.

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:38 am
by misscrystal
I don't think I know a kinder gentler way to say 'shit happens'...

but it's always a good idea to purchase insurance before the fertilizer hits the ventilator.

Good luck in your quest to find a school appropriate way to curse without using expletives :D .

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:41 am
by reverend_kyle
vtmarik wrote:"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins
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Image

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:04 pm
by FRSmk3
"Sith Happens"

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:24 pm
by rathersane
"C'est la vie, tu petit morceau de merde!"


I probably got that wrong, but hey! Shit happens.