Conquer Club

did anything happen between you and stunna?
by Beckytheblondie
on Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:57 pm
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i love stunna. we won a dubs game today...why?
by ronc8649
on Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:04 pm
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Is that all you two did? Anything more?
by Beckytheblondie
on Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:04 pm
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What do you mean - You LOVE him?
by Beckytheblondie
on Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:05 pm
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Still awaiting response.... I'm a bit afraid I may find out some bad news...

Becky, does your Mum play on cc?

This is abosolutly ridiculous.

I cannot believe this is actually going on, I dont know I am going to be able to sleep or function for the rest of my life.

Becky I have a call into Jerry Springer. The receptionist said somebody will call me tomorrow and then we can we call you and they will have a small mediation to see if we qualify to make the trip to Chicago to appear on the show.

So please dont block/screen my calls at all, okay?

Also, if we do end up splitting, I am going to fight with everything I got to get Gunther (pet walrus) stay with me.

bahahaha hilarious

pending a c&a review

pimpdave wrote:BEST THREAD OF 2010

MOAR TRANSCRIPTS

I agree, except for the spelling of 'more'.

Quick update. Stunna called tonight only to tell me that he wouldn't be able to keep our skype date. What was odd was that I distinctly heard Backstreet Boy's "The Call" playing in the background. Strange is that I KNOW stunna does not listen to the Backstreet Boys... he's always been true to N'Sync. I haven't seen Gunther in days.

Beckytheblondie wrote:Quick update. Stunna called tonight only to tell me that he wouldn't be able to keep our skype date. What was odd was that I distinctly heard Backstreet Boy's "The Call" playing in the background. Strange is that I KNOW stunna does not listen to the Backstreet Boys... he's always been true to N'Sync. I haven't seen Gunther in days.

That is right, I did call Becky last night to cancel our skype date, "something came up" and I was away from the computer. Unfortunately, Becky must have heard the wrong song because I do not listen to the Backstreet Boys, strictly N'Sync only. If I can remember correctly (the Zima's were flowing) the song that was playing when I called Becky was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXvMT_mVbqw just to hopefully end the call on a good note.

Also, Becky if you read this please remember that somebody from Springer is going to call me today and we are going to conference you in as well.

PS. Gunther has not been the same since he hasn't seen you either.

Wrong forum is wrong.

Lil Tex....I never knew.......

Shall I post the walrus pix from your recent trip to the Oregon backwoods country with me an the boys?

Becky; as a Texan, I'd assume you'd be tougher

Becky can you update the Conquer Club community about our issues.

I miss you...

Karl it has been 1 year and 13 days since you have updated this.

Please let everybody know how wonderful our Valentine's Day was yesterday.

♥

Karl?

why is a cheating and abuse report here?

It's true, Howard, and still very important that I update the community to the actions of my favorite Valentine. Of course I'll keep the steamy details of last night out...

Howard knows that my boss is always sexually harassing me and he also knows that my favorite dinner is tuna fish out of the can. So he used his knowledge yesterday and surprised me at work in the morning with three beers (he had the other three on the way to my office) a new coat (a Charlotte Hornets 1997 Starter Jacket) chocolates (Nestle Chocolate Syrup) and a Balloon (said: Get Well Soon). We spent the morning together in the office watching YouTube together and playing shorthanded Scrabble (my dog at every vowel and "H").

The mid-morning and early afternoon was used to reminisce about our Good Ol' Days (1 year and 22 days ago) and looking through a 3-picture slide show of us and Gunther at the Jersey Philharmonic Park performance. Then my boss came in.

"Is this the Guy?" Howard asked me while staring directly in to my Boss' eyes.
"Yes," I could barely get the words out, "He's always pinching my cheeks and telling me I would look sexy wearing nothing other than a "Scream Mask" and a "Big Dog XXXL t-shirt"
"Then he's through!" Howard shouted and out of the back of his trousers pulled two ninja stars and tossed them at the door. My boss, bewildered, screamed and ran down the hall, "That should teach him." Howard said before we passionately embraced.

Howard took me out of work early and we took the city bus to the nearby theater where we were still able to catch a matinee of "The Roomate" with Minka Kelly. When the movie was done his uncle picked us up in a truck and took us back to Howard's apartment where there was a candle-lit (greasefire-lit) canned tuna fish dinner waiting for me in the bathroom.

We turned on some N-Sync, watched some "From Justin to Kelly" and kissed until we got to the part of the story that I can't repeat here (mostly because I think I was drugged and can't remember it).

BESTEST VALENTINE'S DAY EVER.

THANKS HOWARD

PLAYER57832 wrote:why is a cheating and abuse report here?

You have to read the first post too, not just the last.

Accused:

#1_stunna

The accused are suspected of:

Other: Cheating in real life. Is this the right forum?

Game number(s):
none

Comments: I'm not sure if this is the right forum or not. I put it here so people won't call me a troll. Because this cheating has nothing to do with Conquer Club games, I put it in Turtle Soup.

--Andy

OK, mea culpa. good call.
and a funny thread, all in all.

Tonight Howard (Stunna) had rose petals leading through the foyer and up the staircase tonight. Happily I followed them upstairs and through the hallway into a dimly lit room with Luther Vandross playing. There I found Howard at the helm of an international Rose smuggling and distribution operation. How little I know about him....

What was Luther Vandross playing? Did he get the new Star Craft?

I saw Stunna in the bar last night in NYC, he was with [player]ImissSCca[/player]and Rupaul, seems he cant get it together in his mind. He offered me some coke, but then he started bawling and cried all over the coke and ruined it, what a p u s s y he is. but all he kept saying is he wants his becky, nobody shaves me like becky, nobody sucks me like becky, nobody has breasts like becky...becky becky becky.....i tried to get him into the other single plunkas to help him, but he said he left his Viagra @ beckys ......i think he needs help