Conquer Club

Robinette wrote:

Tisha wrote:i don't think the guns make them more attractive

Robinette wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:I have encountered many a weird woman. Not a one of them would have become more attractive by bearing firearms while exposing their underwear.

Really?

they are nice looking girls, but you think them holding guns makes them more attractive Robinette?

*sigh*... well of course not...
aww tisha... you took all the fun out of it...

ahhh, but maybe if we use squirt guns...



Ok. much better.

Robinette wrote:

jiminski wrote:if these women all had guns i would do anything each and every one of them told me to do!

jiminski wrote:if these women all had guns i would do anything each and every one of them told me to do!

Tisha wrote:

monster bombs

Rhian Alise

Blitzaholic wrote:

jiminski wrote:

oh, i forgot these ones and there she is again, good ol kim holland, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

jiminski wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:

jiminski wrote:

well i met kimber out in vegas right, yeah i call her kimber, and here was the deal as she was in the bellagio lounge ording a cocktail.

blitz: sup kimber, can i buy u that?
kimber: may i ask who you are
blitz: sure, i am blitz and i am here playing poker and doing well
kimber: well, i do not take drinks from strangers, sorry
blitz: i am no stranger, i am blitz, famous for card playing, in some magazings called bluff, you ever hear of it
kimber: no, wow , ok, then, I am in a few magazines myself, i will take a drink.
blitz: yes, I saw you in playboy, and i must say, you are very stunning
kimber: sure, i bet you say that to all the girls
blitz: well, if they deserve it, sure i do, but, you are breath taking and even more beautiful in person
kimber: oh stop, you are embarassing me
blitz: you need to take a compliment, boost your self esteem, maybe we could go dancing later
kimber: well, i dont want to get too personal, but i had a rough childhood
blitz: well, we all have, but look at you now in all you splendor and glory
kimber: you really know how to make a girl feel good, thank you
blitz: you have no idea, i'd show u if like to see my suite
kimber: is it in this hotel?
blitz: yeppers, c'mon, you deserve a little fun
kimber: ok, sure
25 minutes later
kimber: wow that was amazing
blitz: yes i am, and if you want to go for round 2, you will double your pleasure
kimber: lets go all night
blitz: only if you think you can keep up
kimber: bring it on
blitz: zoom, zoom, zoom, and the naughty and nasties occured all night and early morning on
sorry to say that i never seen her again, i feel so used but @ least i restored her back to some happiness

Blitzaholic wrote:

jiminski wrote:

well i met kimber out in vegas right, yeah i call her kimber, and here was the deal as she was in the bellagio lounge ording a cocktail.

blitz: sup kimber, can i buy u that?
kimber: may i ask who you are
blitz: sure, i am blitz and i am here playing poker and doing well
kimber: well, i do not take drinks from strangers, sorry
blitz: i am no stranger, i am blitz, famous for card playing, in some magazings called bluff, you ever hear of it
kimber: no, wow , ok, then, I am in a few magazines myself, i will take a drink.
blitz: yes, I saw you in playboy, and i must say, you are very stunning
kimber: sure, i bet you say that to all the girls
blitz: well, if they deserve it, sure i do, but, you are breath taking and even more beautiful in person
kimber: oh stop, you are embarassing me
blitz: you need to take a compliment, boost your self esteem, maybe we could go dancing later
kimber: well, i dont want to get too personal, but i had a rough childhood
blitz: well, we all have, but look at you now in all you splendor and glory
kimber: you really know how to make a girl feel good, thank you
blitz: you have no idea, i'd show u if like to see my suite
kimber: is it in this hotel?
blitz: yeppers, c'mon, you deserve a little fun
kimber: ok, sure
25 minutes later
kimber: wow that was amazing
blitz: yes i am, and if you want to go for round 2, you will double your pleasure
kimber: lets go all night
blitz: only if you think you can keep up
kimber: bring it on
blitz: zoom, zoom, zoom, and the naughty and nasties occured all night and early morning on
sorry to say that i never seen her again, i feel so used but @ least i restored her back to some happiness

Megadeth666 wrote:
WONDER HOW LONG BEFORE PHOTOBUCKET DELETES THESE

Megadeth666 wrote:

Robinette wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:

jiminski wrote:

well i met kimber out in vegas right, yeah i call her kimber, and here was the deal as she was in the bellagio lounge ording a cocktail.

blitz: sup kimber, can i buy u that?
kimber: may i ask who you are
blitz: sure, i am blitz and i am here playing poker and doing well
kimber: well, i do not take drinks from strangers, sorry
blitz: i am no stranger, i am blitz, famous for card playing, in some magazings called bluff, you ever hear of it
kimber: no, wow , ok, then, I am in a few magazines myself, i will take a drink.
blitz: yes, I saw you in playboy, and i must say, you are very stunning
kimber: sure, i bet you say that to all the girls
blitz: well, if they deserve it, sure i do, but, you are breath taking and even more beautiful in person
kimber: oh stop, you are embarassing me
blitz: you need to take a compliment, boost your self esteem, maybe we could go dancing later
kimber: well, i dont want to get too personal, but i had a rough childhood
blitz: well, we all have, but look at you now in all you splendor and glory
kimber: you really know how to make a girl feel good, thank you
blitz: you have no idea, i'd show u if like to see my suite
kimber: is it in this hotel?
blitz: yeppers, c'mon, you deserve a little fun
kimber: ok, sure
25 minutes later
kimber: wow that was amazing
blitz: yes i am, and if you want to go for round 2, you will double your pleasure
kimber: lets go all night
blitz: only if you think you can keep up
kimber: bring it on
blitz: zoom, zoom, zoom, and the naughty and nasties occured all night and early morning on
sorry to say that i never seen her again, i feel so used but @ least i restored her back to some happiness

bravizio... fantastic... i felt like i was sitting right next to them at the bar, nursing my martini... with a partially raised eyebrow, and a little smile off the right side of my lips... impressed by the smoothness...

Tisha wrote:

jiminski wrote:pictures of beautiful women are so much more charming when posted by another beautiful woman!

(it's ok Blitzy! i am actually a leggy blond babe with an arse you could crack a walnut in!)

Sackett58 wrote:

jiminski wrote:pictures of beautiful women are so much more charming when posted by another beautiful woman!

(it's ok Blitzy! i am actually a leggy blond babe with an arse you could crack a walnut in!)

Who would of known.

Robinette wrote:

Sackett58 wrote:

jiminski wrote:pictures of beautiful women are so much more charming when posted by another beautiful woman!

(it's ok Blitzy! i am actually a leggy blond babe with an arse you could crack a walnut in!)

Who would of known.

oh no... jimi's a femi-nazi

looking for nuts to crack...


i think nuts should be cherished and protected