Conquer Club

Granted, but you die of obesity.

I wish I had a one dollar bill.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Granted, but you die of obesity.

I wish I had a one dollar bill.

haha fastposted

Ha ha!

granted but u are fined 1000 dollars for....being you

i wish i was the worlds richest person and that noone can corrupt my wish

granted... too a point. You are the world's richest person, but since you you are a gambling addict, you lose all of your money.

I wish I had a Nintendo Wii

granted, but then fircoal steals it

I wish I could touch my leg

Granted, but then it turns out to be Fircoal's.

I wish I had Halo 3.

You get your copy of halo 3 but aliens abduct you and slice off your hands.

I wish I could make it with a woman.

Granted, but it's a woman who had the sex change operation

I wish they would hire some1 new at work so I could make them clean the bathrooms

granted but the boss likes him more so you still have to clean the bathrooms and i walk in their and take the biggest dump ever

i wish i had a shiny nickel

You find your nickel sitting on the street. You pick it up and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

I wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

sheepofdumb wrote:You find your nickel sitting on the street. You pick it up and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

I wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

wish granted but You find your pie sitting on the street. You pick it up and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

boomlil wrote:

sheepofdumb wrote:You find your nickel sitting on the street. You pick it up and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

I wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

wish granted but You find your pie sitting on the street. You pick it up and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

wish granted but you find your copy of WoW and your computer on the street. You go over to it and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

sheepofdumb wrote:

boomlil wrote:

sheepofdumb wrote:You find your nickel sitting on the street. You pick it up and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

I wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

wish granted but You find your pie sitting on the street. You pick it up and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

wish granted but you find your copy of WoW and your computer on the street. You go over to it and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

wish granted but you find your copy of WoW and your computer on the street. You go over to it and an airplane crashes on top of you. Then you get abducted by aliens and get your hands chopped off.

wish I was the coolest person in the world but still played WoW. Also that I got into a D&D group. Also that I am awesome and everyone loves me. Also I got some pie.

Granted, you get everything you want, but later find out that you only got everything because you're going to become a sacrifice to the world.

I wish nobody can corrupt my wish from now on.

Granted, Nobody can ciorrupt your wish. But since you're nobody, you corrupt it yourself

I wish I was myself.

Granted, but you hate yourself and kill yourself.

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Granted, but your consonents stop working.

I wish I wasn't myself.

granted, but now you are Attila, so you leave CC forever.

I wish Spamolot didn't exist anymore

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but now you are Attila, so you leave CC forever.

I wish Spamolot didn't exist anymore

Granted, but a new group called Spamaless is created by some noob and they hate you a lot.

I wish I could stop dreaming every night.

Honibaz wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but now you are Attila, so you leave CC forever.

I wish Spamolot didn't exist anymore

Granted, but a new group called Spamaless is created by some noob and they hate you a lot.

I wish I could stop dreaming every night.

Granted, you will only dream tonight. And you will never wake up.

I wish I could have 2 dollars.

freezie wrote:

Honibaz wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but now you are Attila, so you leave CC forever.

I wish Spamolot didn't exist anymore

Granted, but a new group called Spamaless is created by some noob and they hate you a lot.

I wish I could stop dreaming every night.

Granted, you will only dream tonight. And you will never wake up.

I wish I could have 2 dollars.

Granted, but the 2 dollar coin is fake and the police comes to arrest you.

I wish I could make unlimited wishes that do come true.

freezie wrote:

Honibaz wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but now you are Attila, so you leave CC forever.

I wish Spamolot didn't exist anymore

Granted, but a new group called Spamaless is created by some noob and they hate you a lot.

I wish I could stop dreaming every night.

Granted, you will only dream tonight. And you will never wake up.

I wish I could have 2 dollars.

you get 2 dollars. As you rejoice a piano falls on your head and kills you.

I wish that no-one posts in this thread

Iliad wrote:

freezie wrote:

Honibaz wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but now you are Attila, so you leave CC forever.

I wish Spamolot didn't exist anymore

Granted, but a new group called Spamaless is created by some noob and they hate you a lot.

I wish I could stop dreaming every night.

Granted, you will only dream tonight. And you will never wake up.

I wish I could have 2 dollars.

you get 2 dollars. As you rejoice a piano falls on your head and kills you.

I wish that no-one posts in this thread

Granted, you die before you wished it.

I wish I never lose at anything.

Honibaz wrote:

Iliad wrote:

freezie wrote:

Honibaz wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but now you are Attila, so you leave CC forever.

I wish Spamolot didn't exist anymore

Granted, but a new group called Spamaless is created by some noob and they hate you a lot.

I wish I could stop dreaming every night.

Granted, you will only dream tonight. And you will never wake up.

I wish I could have 2 dollars.

you get 2 dollars. As you rejoice a piano falls on your head and kills you.

I wish that no-one posts in this thread

Granted, you die before you wished it.

I wish I never lose at anything.

granted but now you cant lose your virginity

i wish i had a new computer