Conquer Club

Regular masturbation and/or sex (for men) is good for keeping away testicluar cancer. No excess build of of sperm or anything (sounds good, yea?)

Also. Here is a really bad joke.

- What's the most senstive part of the body while masturbating???











- Your ears

radiojake wrote:Regular masturbation and/or sex (for men) is good for keeping away testicluar cancer. No excess build of of sperm or anything (sounds good, yea?)

Also. Here is a really bad joke.

- What's the most senstive part of the body while masturbating???











- Your ears

i'm gonna get that in a minute...

also masturbation is o.k. as long as it isn't over the hat of gayness. *nods at fircoal*

mr. incrediball wrote:
i'm gonna get that in a minute...

I don't need to explain it do i?

Nothing wrong with masturbating at all.

radiojake wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:
i'm gonna get that in a minute...

I don't need to explain it do i?

please do.

fireedud wrote:

radiojake wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:
i'm gonna get that in a minute...

I don't need to explain it do i?

please do.

...listening out?

mr. incrediball wrote:

fireedud wrote:

radiojake wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:
i'm gonna get that in a minute...

I don't need to explain it do i?

please do.

...listening out?

Exactly... You don't want anybody walking in on you, so you listen very carefully... He did say it was a bad joke, after all...

hecter wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

fireedud wrote:

radiojake wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:
i'm gonna get that in a minute...

I don't need to explain it do i?

please do.

...listening out?

Exactly... You don't want anybody walking in on you, so you listen very carefully... He did say it was a bad joke, after all...

...really bad joke

but its ok for me I am out

No, not in the least.

Sex, and Sexuality is very human, and has some good benefits in a person's health. Regular masturbation is very healthy for males of most ages. (Young children no, not so much. 12, 13 is the right age to start.) Hell, i'd even be as bold as to say it's healthy for females, as well. Although I'm not a female, and I don't really know about that side of it.... <_<


I really hate how a lot of establishments, and many people think that sex, and sexuality is like the devil's work or whatever. It's not. It's normal human progression. Because like it or not, because if your book tells you otherwise: Sex is enjoyed by both parties. It is meant to be enjoyed, but not over used; too much of anything is bad. But regular/weekly sex, and sexual relations is very healthy, and is recommended by health professionals.

Unit_2 wrote:how would it be wrong? its how you "mate"..

...with yourself.

Masturbation is very wrong!! You're depriving your woman of essential entertainment (and vice versa!).

i voted yes. im too young for sex so i do it myself.

sangfroid wrote:Masturbation is very wrong!! You're depriving your woman of essential entertainment (and vice versa!).

Thats my take on it

I actually have nothing wrong with masturbation; its porn I don't like (for the guy to be watching...). Especially if you have a significant other.
I mean, as a guy, if you're doing that then that means we're not going to for a bit, and thats a problem. If you were a girl and could go constantly, it would be a whole nother story.
And you know, the whole you getting sexual pleasure from other girls, thats a bit irksome, too.

What's so wrong with porn? If the two, sometimes more, people involves are all consenting adults, who don't mind being video taped/taken pictures of the act - what's so wrong with it?

Granted, if you just simply don't like it, that's one thing. You don't need to watch it.

But telling other people that they cant watch it because you disagree with it is a little, err, you know. Depriving other poeple of something they enjoy, and you disagree with.

Hayes, she's talking about her partner watching porn.

radiojake wrote:Regular masturbation and/or sex (for men) is good for keeping away testicluar cancer. No excess build of of sperm or anything (sounds good, yea?)

Also. Here is a really bad joke.

- What's the most senstive part of the body while masturbating???











- Your ears

I thought it was fairly clever. Well done. So what exactly is wrong with masturbation? Bonobos masturbate!

sangfroid wrote:Hayes, she's talking about her partner watching porn.

OOooooooooohhhh... I see now. D: Heh I knew that.


.. shut up.

HayesA wrote:

sangfroid wrote:Hayes, she's talking about her partner watching porn.

OOooooooooohhhh... I see now. D: Heh I knew that.


.. shut up.

I was talking about a partner rather than my partner in particular, but its the same idea

Neoteny wrote:...... So what exactly is wrong with masturbation? Bonobos masturbate!

lot's of primates do.

but i think your answer bolsters the posters perception that allowing instincts to prevail is wrong.

I say there is nothing wrong with masturbation within a complex civilised world.

Can i ask, do you beleive in god Hitman.?
it may be the root of your disgust at the act... believing that the supreme being is watching you while you tug away can be a real dampener on sexual desire.

Guilt at personalised sexual pleasure is really not necessary.
There are not to many acts which have no adverse affect on anyone at all; that along with doing a crossword certainly do not.

Argh, you fucked the poll up. I said no because I answered the question in the topic not the question in the poll.

nagerous wrote:Argh, you fucked the poll up. I said no because I answered the question in the topic not the question in the poll.

I did the same thing. Now that I think about it. ...

WTH, dude?? Polls are very easy, how could you manage to eff it up??

HayesA wrote:

nagerous wrote:Argh, you fucked the poll up. I said no because I answered the question in the topic not the question in the poll.

I did the same thing. Now that I think about it. ...

WTH, dude?? Polls are very easy, how could you manage to eff it up??

Yeah, I almost did the same thing. The question asked in the topic is the opposite of the one asked in the poll...why the hell would you do that?

yeap i did the same.. you must really hate poles Hitman!