Conquer Club

chemefreak wrote:Plus, everyone knows that the members of TOFU have no cocks and no balls...they are just a bunch of eunuchs (probably chemically castrated to protect livestock, thank god, huh KORT?) with stretched out assholes from all the anal raping.

Cheme, you are proving right the age old adage that lawyers have no sense of humor, or at least, just a very poor one. I was really hoping for something more witty than a sophomoric and unoriginal anal-rape joke. What is it in Columbus, OH that has made you so wiener-obsessed?
Your barbs seldom relate to anything of topic and more often than not resemble the tantrums of my 12-year old cousin. Maybe you are too busy chasing ambulances to come up with decent material, understandable but unfortunate. Some of us are trying to keep the level of discussion here to that of a mature high school junior, give or take a semester. How about taking some time this evening to plan and write out ideas, maybe even using the IRAC structure (Issue, Rule, Application, Conclusion) - if it helps you pass as an attorney, it has got to help you pass as more than just a spambot calibrated towards penis references on an internet forum. Don't stay up all night though, you need your sleep.
Don't be disheartened, though. I believe you can do it. Or at least make an attempt and fail admirably.

Snowgun wrote::lol:

Holy shit! You guys got Hugs and Kisses Chemefreak all worked up!

This shit is ON.

There goes two months of therapy down the crapper.

ubcman64 wrote:There goes two months of therapy down the crapper.

Sounds like you should send him to an analyst/therapist (a professional twice over)

jpeter15 wrote:

chemefreak wrote:Plus, everyone knows that the members of TOFU have no cocks and no balls...they are just a bunch of eunuchs (probably chemically castrated to protect livestock, thank god, huh KORT?) with stretched out assholes from all the anal raping.

IRAC structure (Issue, Rule, Application, Conclusion)

Dear God! I have an IRAC for you:

Issue: Tofu put spaces in their juvenile password. Was this clever or stupid?

Rule: The Minister of War for the Legion uses the auto-join feature for these types of games.

Application: The members of the Legion will never see TOFU's stupid password.

Conclusion: TOFU's attempt at a lame password will go unnoticed by most of the members of the Legion and will only serve to piss off and annoy the person making the games (in this case the Legion's Minister of War). Accordingly, the password is stupid.

Further, I am a business litigation attorney, with an emphasis on employment, healthcare, and tax law. I have never chased an ambulance. Also, most law schools have abandoned the classic IRAC and are moving towards a more progressive CIRAC method...I believe this is because professors are lazy and want to see your conclusion first so they know whether to even read the damn essay! This method is a bitch if you hand write essays, but in Ohio, in law school and on the bar exam, you are allowed to use your computer...so you can just write the IRAC and then add the "C" at the beginning when you are done writing the essay.

IRAC...I haven't heard that acronym in ages...thanks for the laugh.

trapyoung wrote:

ubcman64 wrote:There goes two months of therapy down the crapper.

Sounds like you should send him to an analyst/therapist (a professional twice over)

Are you sure you want to be giving out this guy's card, trap? It might be hard for you to get an appointment if the Empire guys see it...or the members of you clan for that matter.

Ctrl C. Ctrl V. GG.

TheBro wrote:Ctrl C. Ctrl V. GG.

Ctrl + F4. GG.

chemefreak wrote:

trapyoung wrote:

ubcman64 wrote:There goes two months of therapy down the crapper.

Sounds like you should send him to an analyst/therapist (a professional twice over)

Are you sure you want to be giving out this guy's card, trap? It might be hard for you to get an appointment if the Empire guys see it...or the members of you clan for that matter.

chemefreak wrote:Dear God! I have an IRAC for you:

Issue: Tofu put spaces in their juvenile password. Was this clever or stupid?

Rule: The Minister of War for the Legion uses the auto-join feature for these types of games.

Application: The members of the Legion will never see TOFU's stupid password.

Conclusion: TOFU's attempt at a lame password will go unnoticed by most of the members of the Legion and will only serve to piss off and annoy the person making the games (in this case the Legion's Minister of War). Accordingly, the password is stupid.

Further, I am a business litigation attorney, with an emphasis on employment, healthcare, and tax law. I have never chased an ambulance. Also, most law schools have abandoned the classic IRAC and are moving towards a more progressive CIRAC method...I believe this is because professors are lazy and want to see your conclusion first so they know whether to even read the damn essay! This method is a bitch if you hand write essays, but in Ohio, in law school and on the bar exam, you are allowed to use your computer...so you can just write the IRAC and then add the "C" at the beginning when you are done writing the essay.

IRAC...I haven't heard that acronym in ages...thanks for the laugh.

Nicely done, Cheme. If I were you professor I would give you a B- for this work. Don't be disheartened, though, if I were a professor, students would consider me a notoriously hard grader. Of course they would complain about how unfair I am, about how it is impossible to get an A in my class. What they don't realize is that I am tough on them because the world will be tough on them, too. Why can't they understand this? Do they think I don't notice when they whisper jokes about me behind my back? Do they think I don't hear the malicious names they call me? How do you expect me to have a passion for teaching when my students mock me?!? Now the board is considering firing me due to myriad complaints surrounding my teaching habits. Sounds like it could be stressful being a professor with Cheme as a student.

Now, any BBA majors in Legion that care to do a SWOT analysis on the upcoming challenge?

Watch out guys, you might get struck by a low-flying mortar board.

jpeter15 wrote:Now, any BBA majors in Legion that care to do a SWOT analysis on the upcoming challenge?

Well, I have a chemical engineering degree, but I will give it a shot:

SWOT analysis is a strategic planning method used to evaluate the Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and Threats involved in a project or in a business venture.

A SWOT analysis must first start with defining a desired end state or objective. A SWOT analysis may be incorporated into the strategic planning model. Strategic Planning, including SWOT and SCAN analysis, has been the subject of much research.

* Strengths: attributes of the person or company that are helpful to achieving the objective(s).
* Weaknesses: attributes of the person or company that are harmful to achieving the objective(s).
* Opportunities: external conditions that are helpful to achieving the objective(s).
* Threats: external conditions which could do damage to the objective(s).

Project/Business Venture: Winning the Clan War against ToFU in the Conqueror's Cup

Strengths: Clan unity; varied, skilled, and experienced players; and Woo Goo!!!

Weaknesses: No Blitz, Bogan, or CoF

Opportunities: No one is giving the Legion a shot...so the underdog status should motivate us even more (if that is even possible at this point)

Threats: Dice. Drops. ToFU.

WOO GOO!!!!!

Special thanks to wikipedia for the definition of SWOT...which sounded vaguely familiar but since I graduated from college 10 years ago...oh, well...hope it meets with your standards professor.

Culs De Sac wrote:

trapyoung wrote:

Snowgun wrote:

jakewilliams wrote:Sorry to all of Legion for farming Culs De Sac on AoR2.

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*Yawn*

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes.

An acorn? So even you think Culs was lucky to win one game? Unless you meant to say "Even a blind squirrel finds four acorns sometimes." But the master of syntax would never err like that...

Go FARM that shit... Culs Beats Jake 4-1... In the most talked about war on C.C right now.. Legion takes first dibs, drawing first blood..

1-0 LEGION

Great series Jake..well played..

good job culs. My ass hurts now.

jakewilliams wrote:good job culs. My ass hurts now.

Your ass hurts?.....what kind a game were you two playing?

ubcman64 wrote:

jakewilliams wrote:good job culs. My ass hurts now.

Your ass hurts?.....what kind a game were you two playing?

If it's gonna be this kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!

(points for those who get the reference...)

Snowgun wrote:

ubcman64 wrote:

jakewilliams wrote:good job culs. My ass hurts now.

Your ass hurts?.....what kind a game were you two playing?

If it's gonna be this kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!

(points for those who get the reference...)

Beastie Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not bothering to count Culs AOR games that are already finished,
Legion has managed to get the start in 6 games against TOFU's 3.
Luck o te Irish...(psst, do we have any Irish?)

Yeah, that's something that has suddenly plagued us. 3-6 in starts against you guys isn't so bad (it just means one game went the wrong way from what o/wise would be an equitable 4-5) but against LOTZ we got to start in just 5 of 17 which really blows.

Not sure about dicks in mashed potato. Reminds me of a daft old joke about two black guys that go to a fancy dress party and are standing stark naked on the doorstep save for one having his dick in a pear and the other with his in a bowl of custard.

"And just what the hell do you think you're doing?" quizzed the hostess.

"Well I've come in despair, and he's f**king disgusted" came the reply.

Chariot of Fire wrote:Yeah, that's something that has suddenly plagued us. 3-6 in starts against you guys isn't so bad (it just means one game went the wrong way from what o/wise would be an equitable 4-5) but against LOTZ we got to start in just 5 of 17 which really blows.

Not sure about dicks in mashed potato. Reminds me of a daft old joke about two black guys that go to a fancy dress party and are standing stark naked on the doorstep save for one having his dick in a pear and the other with his in a bowl of custard.

"And just what the hell do you think you're doing?" quizzed the hostess.

"Well I've come in despair, and he's f**king disgusted" came the reply.

would type better if it were "well I've come in Dis Pear, and he's fookin dis Custard!"
apart from that though I LMAO.

Shatners Bassoon wrote:

Snowgun wrote:

ubcman64 wrote:

jakewilliams wrote:good job culs. My ass hurts now.

Your ass hurts?.....what kind a game were you two playing?

If it's gonna be this kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!

(points for those who get the reference...)

Beastie Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but I think it is a line from an old movie...can't think of it off hand, possibly something I watched in a class for college...

Dai_atan wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Yeah, that's something that has suddenly plagued us. 3-6 in starts against you guys isn't so bad (it just means one game went the wrong way from what o/wise would be an equitable 4-5) but against LOTZ we got to start in just 5 of 17 which really blows.

Not sure about dicks in mashed potato. Reminds me of a daft old joke about two black guys that go to a fancy dress party and are standing stark naked on the doorstep save for one having his dick in a pear and the other with his in a bowl of custard.

"And just what the hell do you think you're doing?" quizzed the hostess.

"Well I've come in despair, and he's f**king disgusted" came the reply.

would type better if it were "well I've come in Dis Pear, and he's fookin dis Custard!"
apart from that though I LMAO.

Well, I beg to differ. Firstly in written format one should avoid repetition (the words 'pear' and 'custard') and secondly it's better to assume the reader has a modicum of intelligence and can distinguish the fact 'despair' and 'disgusted' are homonyms and thus get the joke without it being too obviously stated.

Took me back though. I remember laughing at that in my college days, and that's a while ago.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

Dai_atan wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Yeah, that's something that has suddenly plagued us. 3-6 in starts against you guys isn't so bad (it just means one game went the wrong way from what o/wise would be an equitable 4-5) but against LOTZ we got to start in just 5 of 17 which really blows.

Not sure about dicks in mashed potato. Reminds me of a daft old joke about two black guys that go to a fancy dress party and are standing stark naked on the doorstep save for one having his dick in a pear and the other with his in a bowl of custard.

"And just what the hell do you think you're doing?" quizzed the hostess.

"Well I've come in despair, and he's f**king disgusted" came the reply.

would type better if it were "well I've come in Dis Pear, and he's fookin dis Custard!"
apart from that though I LMAO.

Well, I beg to differ. Firstly in written format one should avoid repetition (the words 'pear' and 'custard') and secondly it's better to assume the reader has a modicum of intelligence and can distinguish the fact 'despair' and 'disgusted' are homonyms and thus get the joke without it being too obviously stated.

Took me back though. I remember laughing at that in my college days, and that's a while ago.

Yes but when said aloud the teller of the joke obviously puts on the accent so as to make it come out sounding that way. Obviously anyone who reads it would get it, but when I read it in my head I wouldn't hear with that way of talking unless it was typed in a way to accentuate such.

Either way, still made me laugh

Chariot of Fire wrote:

Dai_atan wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Yeah, that's something that has suddenly plagued us. 3-6 in starts against you guys isn't so bad (it just means one game went the wrong way from what o/wise would be an equitable 4-5) but against LOTZ we got to start in just 5 of 17 which really blows.

Not sure about dicks in mashed potato. Reminds me of a daft old joke about two black guys that go to a fancy dress party and are standing stark naked on the doorstep save for one having his dick in a pear and the other with his in a bowl of custard.

"And just what the hell do you think you're doing?" quizzed the hostess.

"Well I've come in despair, and he's f**king disgusted" came the reply.

would type better if it were "well I've come in Dis Pear, and he's fookin dis Custard!"
apart from that though I LMAO.

Well, I beg to differ. Firstly in written format one should avoid repetition (the words 'pear' and 'custard') and secondly it's better to assume the reader has a modicum of intelligence and can distinguish the fact 'despair' and 'disgusted' are homonyms and thus get the joke without it being too obviously stated.

Took me back though. I remember laughing at that in my college days, and that's a while ago.

Sorry to correct you here Si, but they are homophones--phon = sounds the same. nym = is spelled the same

I do agree with the rest of your reasoning though.