Conquer Club

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:20 pm**

My avvy storms the hill my hill.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:25 pm**

there is a lightning storm on the hill you get electrocuted

my hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:44 pm**

I use lightning rods to redirct the lighting and fry you

My hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:51 pm**

I get Fry from futurama to murder you

my hill

(I don't know how he would murder u he's a cartoon character)

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:52 pm**

I beat you across the head with Maggie

My hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:54 pm**

I throw a Cartmann Cannonball at you

my hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:55 pm**

I just plain kick your ass and take the hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:59 pm**

my ass kicks your foot back

my hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:00 pm**

lol

My ass actually sucks your foot in

My hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:00 pm**

Finds a butt plug

My Hill :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:02 pm**

I call you gay for stuffing things up ppl's butts

you run away to a gay bar for shelter

my hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:02 pm**

I get my fellow Homo's to take the hill then I call on god to kill them

My hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:05 pm**

I call on Buddha he warps you into the nirvana dimension

so you're happy, but

my hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:41 pm**

I kill all the hunters who are following me and then get the wolf put back on the endangered species list.

Static's hill.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:43 pm**

Static, wanna share the hill?

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:09 pm**

i throw a coconut at you

my hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:14 pm**

My helmet protects me from the coconut.
Still our hill.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:15 pm**

your helmet is also airtight and kills you.

my hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:04 pm**

After reading your signature, I bought a raven that says "nevermore" just for your birthday. little did you know it was actually a bomb.

My hill.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:05 pm**

the raven you bought was actually a homing pidgeon and flew back to you before it exploded

my hill

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:08 pm**

"I am rubber and you are glue."

My hill.

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:01 am**

I put glue on your fur and throw a bucket of feathers on you

Tarred and Feathered!

my hill

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:24 am**

i get you a parot that repeats everything you say it drives you insane you run around in circles until you die

my hill

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:34 am**

I tape the parrot's mouth shut and train it to kill enemies

it kills you

my hill

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:45 pm**

I poison the parrot with DDT then rape its dead carcass

My hill

king of the hill