Never-Ending Questions & Answers, The "Why" Game

[drake_259]

Why do they do that?

[milner94]

Because it is a well-known fact that evil megalomaniacs have to laugh at least twice during the execution of ingenious plans, else fall prey to that dreaded condition "empathetic syndrome".

[Hsur]

But what's a meg-e-lo-man-eac?

[milner94]

Someone like Daddy, honey.

[Hsur]

But, I don't have a daddy. I have two mommies, remember?

[Eigidansei]

no you have two daddies. Remember? I'm a prostitute

[viking97]

What you mean by Prosecute?

[Hsur]

It's when you get handcuffs put on you.

[GrimReaper.]

do they but handcuffs on ur dick?

[Eigidansei]

Where did you learn that word young man?

[viking97]

why should i answer! i'll hold my breath until u let me go! (breathes through nose in attempt to make "dad" not notice)

[drake_259]

you better tell me boy before i give you a spanking

[Nikolai]

Isn't that battery?

[mpjh]

Not when I do it because I have a privilege that allows me to spank you to discipline you.

[drake_259]

wt does spank mean?

[n00blet]

well, sometimes people love each other soooo much that they need to express their love through hitting each other on that little rump right above your legs.

[viking97]

i hate u so much i wont hit u!

It will hurt so why does it show people u love them?

[n00blet]

Because some people just like it like that.

[Eigidansei]

why do people like that?

[n00blet]

The real question is how soon will you like it like that?

Trust me son.....it will be soon

[viking97]

It will not be soon!

(!Technical paradox! the kid is now answering and adult is asking questions, this will be interesting.)

[n00blet]

Then go to your room. I'll come by to change your opinion soon enough.

(!Technical paradox averted! Although, there is a problem. Now the parent is a child molester.....Idk if that's what we were going for..... )

[GrimReaper.]

why do u stick ur fingers at me?

[viking97]

Because n00blet is a noob.

[animorpherv1]

Is he?