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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:50 am
by Riao
Pico wrote:What I can't see? is it hot in here?
What if you masturbate to jesus? does it count if it's a holy perversion? does it stick you in a catch-22?
I love that pic! Jesus
deserves a good bong-hit!
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:14 am
by Stopper
Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:45 am
by Pico
Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?
That's why I cry when I masturba.......er....i mean I have this friend, that cries when he masturbates. Very disturbing.
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:09 am
by Dancing Mustard
Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?
No, but I have this friend who paints his fingernails and sometimes pretends that there's somebody else in the room while he masturbates.
Which I think is just plain weird... but maybe I'm just being a prude
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:11 am
by Skittles!
Dancing Mustard wrote:Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?
No, but I have this friend who paints his fingernails and sometimes pretends that there's somebody else in the room while he masturbates.
Which I think is just plain weird... but maybe I'm just being a prude
Are you sure that's not you, but that's really weird nevertheless.
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:34 am
by Dancing Mustard
He says the painted fingernails make it easier to imagine that it's a girl doing it. He's a very lonely man.
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:52 am
by Skittles!
Sounds like it. That's so sad.
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:36 am
by Pico
Does he also do "The stranger"?
Where you sit on your arm, til its asleep, then jerk off so it feel like someone else.
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:46 am
by Dancing Mustard
Heh, good tip...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:48 am
by Aegnor
The stranger is best performed when an actual stranger performs it.
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:39 pm
by MeDeFe
Pico wrote:Does he also do "The stranger"?
Where you sit on your arm, til its asleep, then jerk off so it feel like someone else.
I hadn't heard of that one yet.
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:45 pm
by heavycola
Stopper wrote:Has anyone yet mentioned the possibility that believing masturbation is wrong, so very wrong, might make for a better wank?
MeDeFe you have obviously never served on a submarine.
then again neither have i
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:50 pm
by MeDeFe
That's true, I was in the artillery.
yo
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:05 am
by Capt Killroy
i never heard of anybody getting H.I.V from jerking off and with all the shit out their its the only thing that is 100% safe so do and do as often as you like
Re: yo
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:59 am
by heavycola
Capt Killroy wrote:i never heard of anybody getting H.I.V from jerking off
Then you aren't listening to enough christian radio
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:38 am
by Syzygy
MeDeFe wrote:Pico wrote:Does he also do "The stranger"?
Where you sit on your arm, til its asleep, then jerk off so it feel like someone else.
I hadn't heard of that one yet.
The practice of sitting on your hand until it is numb and then masturbating.
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:41 am
by Hitman079
[bmaybe you can read this before voting:
masturbation is OK
more or less unbiased source (wikipedia)
err, a google search didn't really find anything arguing against masturbation being wrong. but i am anti-masturbation.
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:02 am
by Skittles!
Yes, your hormones are demons and testosterone is the devil himself!
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:11 am
by Hitman079
which is why the devil is probably a horny little bastard (rim shot) with a huge penis.
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:42 am
by Moghul
Hitman079, why would you let anyone else decide what you should or shouldn't do in these matters? It's entirely your own choice. Why should anyone let oneself be restricted by the moral sentiments of anyone else? As far as I can see, that would only benefit the accumulation of power in clerical structures. Why should masturbation be wrong or immoral in the first place?
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:43 am
by Hitman079
this is not a question of is it OK for me. this is the personal opinions of other people.
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:56 am
by Moghul
OK, that's fine. But I think the questions I raised above are relevant also for anyone else, who would voice their opinions or sentiments.
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:16 am
by Hitman079
naturally, people do have comments.
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:35 am
by Wisse
look out, the walls have ears and the floor has eyes
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:47 am
by satanspaladin
If you like masturbation and it feels good for you do so ,its your body
no one else opinion matters in this as long as you are not doing it in a public
place or hurting any one .
And it can have health benefits two as its the one time young men are checking there equipment you can check for abnormalities like testicular cancers .