Conquer Club

(after i take a shower), i climb back up the hill with 3 crocks and they eat you and your monkeys.




MY HILL!

I rain firy death down upon you, my hill

I bring up a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.

My Hill!

i just push you off.

my hill

As you push him off, I push you off.
I then share the hill and my hash.

Everybodies hill

i post up various religion/political debate topics and everyone's flocking to them. i, as a dumbass who doesn't give a rat's ass about politics or having too weak arguments to support/demote any religion, take the hill.
my hill.

I close this thread so we can stop talking about this crap that i don't know how it even started.


My hill, the hill is now guarded with an inpentreble force so no one can get in and no one is in there with me and if anyone even says they got in it is not true and there is no off switch to the force

SS sem0me wrote:My hill, the hill is now guarded with an inpentreble force so no one can get in and no one is in there with me and if anyone even says they got in it is not true and there is no off switch to the force

no one witt you, NO CHEF. HAHAHA. you die of starvation. i teleport inside the force using my spiffy hitman-clothes.
my hill.

I've got an idea!

my hill

Since I was killed several pages back, I come through in my spirit form and short out you force field cause a big huge massive explosion. I then take the hill(now a hole) and share it with anyone who wants to be nice. I then set up a forcefield do hicky that lets only nice people through who only want to share the hole with me.

Everybodies hole.

hecter wrote:Since I was killed several pages back, I come through in my spirit form and short out you force field cause a big huge massive explosion. I then take the hill(now a hole) and share it with anyone who wants to be nice. I then set up a forcefield do hicky that lets only nice people through who only want to share the hole with me.

Everybodies hole.

I find another hill and blow this hill up. My hill

damn that hecter. it's hard thinking of ways to kill EVERYONE. that doctor guy who made the powerpuff girls has sugar, spice, and he needs something nice. so he takes all the nice people in hecter's hill and throws them in a huge boiling pot and then he spills chemical X in it and they become the powerpuff girls.
my hill!

I make another hole in the ozone layer - everybody goes home to worry about it. My hill.

I haunt you in the hole (cause he can't take me cause I'm just a spirit). You get so freaked out by this deformed spirit (radiation, don't ask) that you leave and I stay at the hole.

My hole.

i get an exorcist and get you to possess an inanimate object. i have it exorcised, and you go away to hell/heaven/wherever the hell you're gonna go when you die.
my hill.

Before the exorsist can do that, I posses you and use your body to kill the exorsist. I then comit suicide with your body and leave it to rot while I enjoy the hole.

My hole.

I drench myself in holy water and go to the hill. my hill.

a huge jumbo jet comes to dump large amounts of dirt on the hole to make it into a hill again. since you're standing in the middle, you get buried.
my hill (or pile of dirt)
and i make myself spirit-proof by dousing myself wiht holy water.

Then that means that your buried in the ground to, and since you covered in holy water, I can't posses you, so I'm still spirit. And since your buried alive, you die, and I just float to the top of the hill.

My hill.

the Hitman organization sends Hitman078 to take my place as hill-taker. he, too, is covered with holy water.
hitman078's hill.

I am reincarnated as that indian from 'the longest yard'. my hill by default.

My spirit gets tired of the hill and leaves it to 078. I go up (or down, w/e) and get my own hill there filled with naked women and hash.

Your hill,
But I got the good one.

I release the bunny from Monty Python onto the hill. You see it and think it's just a little bunny but it attacks and since I have the holy hand grenade, you are defenseless against it.

The bunny's hill.

being a wolf, strike eats the bunny (if i recall, he said he loves to eat bunnies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner). hundreds of the CC bunny-lovers see this happen and then lynch him. while this is all happening i silently spy-walk up the hill.
my hill.

Strike wolf gets mauled by the bunny, the bunny is guarding the hill, when I come up with the holy hand grenade. I then blow up the bunny, and take the hill.

My hill.