Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:03 pm**

I will be good
rubbs your back

with nasty smelling oils

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:30 pm**

climbs in your bed and rubs your sheets across my back.

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:17 pm**

Dont stop there girls :twisted:

Makes you run around all of the forums flirting with/perving over every bloke there. Now i reckon for you that would be torture

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:18 pm**

Makes you get all pervy with all the guys on the site.

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:13 pm**

Makes you strip naked for all the guys of this site

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:01 pm**

You show me yours first

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:10 am**

are we still torturing?

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:11 am**

ohh i get to torture me

ok, get 9 hot naked models to rub butter oil all over me until i pass out :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:58 am**

apey wrote:You show me yours first

And what exactly, Apey, are you wanting me to show you? ay?

Back to torturing

Buries you alive and lets you slowly suffocate to death

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:48 am**

I don't know I lost myself at some point yesterday but now I am back
I superglue your eyes open and make you stare at the sun until you go blind

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:52 am**

Hehe i thought so, i knew you couldnt have been meaning anything rude

Grabs you by your underwear, climbs up a pole and hangs you from the pole in the largest wedgie of your life.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:00 am**

coats you in honey and pours millions of bullet ants on you :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:01 am**

Ow!!

Digs a ditch, fills it with thousands apon thousands of slugs.
Throws you in

hehe

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:06 am**

makes you eat a dung beetle :sick:

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:10 am**

makes you clean 1000 guys shoes every day for the rest of your life. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:27 am**

makes you eat a hookers edible underwear after a hard nights work

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:31 am**

Hahahahaha that was very imaginitive ... :lol:

Makes you eat the hooker after the aforementioned night of tomfoolery.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:33 am**

Makes you that hooker
sorry only way I could think of to get out of that

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:34 am**

ok, with that new update (that i am the hooker) i repeat my last torture

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:35 am**

grabs a fork and begins to fork you :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:36 am**

ow, i wont reply to that as i wanted to because that would lower the tone too much for this thread sooooooo ...

peels your fingernails off and makes you eat them

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:41 am**

I am running outta tortures

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:03 am**

Ha! I win

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:04 am**

cool what is my prize

pours salt in all open wounds from previous tortures

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:07 am**

Ok if you want to win then you get the prize.

The prize is Sir Ricco (im doing you a favour Sir Ricco

)

Stops you from ever being able to flirt, tease or anything remotely pervy with anyone ever again.

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