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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:56 pm**

Granted, but then you can never leave school again!

I wish Pokemon was destroyed.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:18 pm**

Granted, no bad side effects for this one :lol:

I wish for a red balloon

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:47 pm**

Granted but it is the size of jupiter, when it lands on earth it bursts, and the helium inside ignites burning the entire earth while the explosion sends it spinning into the sun.

I wish DirtyDishSoap hadn't just destroyed the earth with his wish

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:56 pm**

granted, UN forces manage to contain the explosion only to the area of balsiefen's home.

i wish balsiefen would finally lose the battle of north africa in game 721522 :lol:

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:04 pm**

Granted but if you look at it, yellow & blue are owning both of us :lol:

I wish i was winning that game

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:31 pm**

granted but you get busted for multis
I wish you would eat some cheese

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:52 am**

Granted, but the cheese turns out to be yellow plasticine and you get poisoned for eating it.

I wish that there was zero censorship in the world.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:12 am**

granted but anarchists persuade everyone to join their cause and the world falls into chaos for the next century.

i wish i was spiderman

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:13 am**

Granted, but because you have a really slim view on Anarchy and as you think that's what it is, People hate Spiderman and kill you.

I wish I could prance naked in the street.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:27 am**

Granted, but you accidently bump into a sign while prancing. It reads "NO NUDISTS ALLOWED ON THIS STREET" , then someone comes and beats you up with a baseball bat.

I wish humans could all get along.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:20 am**

Granted, humans all get along great. But they have a need to hate something, so we all start hating animals, kill them all, and ruin the food chain. Then we have to resort to canibalism to eat meats. Yummy.

I wish I had an army of loyal animals.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:42 am**

agtsmitty wrote:Granted, humans all get along great. But they have a need to hate something, so we all start hating animals, kill them all, and ruin the food chain. Then we have to resort to canibalism to eat meats. Yummy.

I wish I had an army of loyal animals.

Granted, but the animals are FBI agents in disguise and they soon unexpectedly murder you.

I wish I could read minds.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:21 am**

granted but you try to read my mind and get so horrified you kill yourself

i wish i was a monkey

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:41 am**

Granted, but you get caged and taken to the zoo exhibit!
I wish NES would destroy halo!

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:19 pm**

granted but halo becomes playable on nes and nes destroys itself

i wish i had another ice cream cone

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:09 pm**

Granted, but it will never be as good as the first.

I wish for it to rain outside right now (here).

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:18 pm**

granted,you run outside to feel the raindrops on your skin but ouch! this is a poisonous yellow rain full of sulfuric acid that burns trough your skin.

i wish usa would lose war in iraq.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:33 pm**

granted but we declare another war on iraq and make you be human target practice for new recruits

i wish i had an apple that poison-worm-razor blade free

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:07 am**

Granted, but inside it is nitric acid, and you die from it.

I wish I knew how many times everyone has died in this thread.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:10 am**

Granted, but not anymore. Add +1 because of your wish.

I wish my next wish wouldn't hurt/kill me.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:27 am**

freezie wrote:Granted, but not anymore. Add +1 because of your wish.

I wish my next wish wouldn't hurt/kill me.

Granted, but because nobody wants to kill or hurt you, you become so bored that you fall into a deep sleep and never wake up, but it doesn't hurt or kill you.

I wish people would stop wishing, starting now.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:21 am**

I grant your wish: People stop wishing, but you crash your car and can't wish for insurance.

I wish for a Galaxy class ship (full size) to be parked in my back yard (No worries, I got more then enough room)

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:32 am**

Unfortunately it lands into your house and destroys it completely. Even more unfortunately you were in the house at that time.

I wish for infinite wishes

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:37 am**

I grant your wish but the universe ends and you can't use your wishes.

I wish I knew how to fix my problem, I accidentally set my laptop to boot from a empty portion of my hard dive, and for some reason I can't install a new OS.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:00 am**

You get the anwser, but it's in a langauge you don't know.

I wish the next poster was dead.

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