Conquer Club

betiko wrote:
by the way, is this not starting today??????????

You bet... LB should be sending you the games soon... sorry we have been scrambling the past couple days to finalize the try-to-be-as-equitable-as-possible-for-games between the PACK and CL4 games. A few of us were away for the long weekend and that slowed us down.

Don't worry though, our death star is on it's way.

betiko wrote:by the way; GR hasn't posted any spermwhale, nor monkey drinking their own urine in this thread, just for the record.

I appreciate that.

Games have been exchanged and I plan on getting our away games handed out today. We may have some games start by the end of the day!

Leehar wrote:My dog listens to me when I say sit down even after I'm gone for a month , and I definitely didn't get a 3 inch scar from him

Did you happen to tell cat to sit down? *facepalm* If you are bringing that up because you made that mistake... Sir, my condolences to your outer features...

swimmerdude99 wrote:

Leehar wrote:My dog listens to me when I say sit down even after I'm gone for a month , and I definitely didn't get a 3 inch scar from him

Did you happen to tell cat to sit down? *facepalm* If you are bringing that up because you made that mistake... Sir, my condolences to your outer features...

Maybe you guys need to keep your women in check!

John Deere wrote:

swimmerdude99 wrote:

Leehar wrote:My dog listens to me when I say sit down even after I'm gone for a month , and I definitely didn't get a 3 inch scar from him

Did you happen to tell cat to sit down? *facepalm* If you are bringing that up because you made that mistake... Sir, my condolences to your outer features...

Maybe you guys need to keep your women in check!

If you want to try it, its your funeral. I'll send flowers!

malevolous wrote:

John Deere wrote:

swimmerdude99 wrote:

Leehar wrote:My dog listens to me when I say sit down even after I'm gone for a month , and I definitely didn't get a 3 inch scar from him

Did you happen to tell cat to sit down? *facepalm* If you are bringing that up because you made that mistake... Sir, my condolences to your outer features...

Maybe you guys need to keep your women in check!

If you want to try it, its your funeral. I'll send flowers!

Do like we do....chain them up and hide their clothess

malevolous wrote:

John Deere wrote:

swimmerdude99 wrote:

Leehar wrote:My dog listens to me when I say sit down even after I'm gone for a month , and I definitely didn't get a 3 inch scar from him

Did you happen to tell cat to sit down? *facepalm* If you are bringing that up because you made that mistake... Sir, my condolences to your outer features...

Maybe you guys need to keep your women in check!

If you want to try it, its your funeral. I'll send flowers!

So it would be like an 8 second ride...... Sounds like fun!:D

Also all round one games are listed now.

As a reminder, fog rule everyone!

jj3044 wrote:As a reminder, fog rule everyone!

Very good reminder jj

If anyone could post the officially approved, CLA-sanctioned fog rule either in the OP or here somewhere, that would be great, just to avoid any discrepancies since I think I remember something happened with Maert in one of the previous Pack wars on the specifics of what the fog rule entailed?

Leehar wrote:If anyone could post the officially approved, CLA-sanctioned fog rule either in the OP or here somewhere, that would be great, just to avoid any discrepancies since I think I remember something happened with Maert in one of the previous Pack wars on the specifics of what the fog rule entailed?

I apologize for my ignorance, but I dont know what the CLA is! Maybe this one is close enough...................... Fog Rule:

If the second team to join a foggy game also gets the first turn, they must hold their attack for 12 hours or until a member of the opposing team announces that they have taken their snapshot. Should that team accidentally break this agreement, then they will give all relevant information to their opponents in the game chat. eg. territories taken during the first turn, plus the owners of any other territory thrown into the fog as a result of the attack (Note that this does not necessarily include attack information).

The rule can be ignored, if the following conditions are met;

a) No borders are shared by both teams at the start, such as Poland, Feudal, AoR, Woodboro etc.

b) If there is no intent to attack an enemy position, but to only drop, fort and leave, then the turn may be taken.

In short, the turn may be taken, if the enemy will not be losing a territory and are still able to see the map as it was on the original setup.


Once the second team to play, have their snap, they will announce it in the chat, so that the game can commence.

A breach of the rule will NOT result in the game being forfeited, unless; on game completion (when the fog is lifted), it shows that the information given, was incorrect.

It is also good practice (not obligatory), to have any clan member leave a reminder of the rule in the gamechat, once they see the game has started. Plus, for the clan leader to post a reminder on the clan forum.

Also, if the game is part of a tournament (created with privs), “12hr” could be included in the gaming label, eg “Home games, batch 2, 12hr rule applies”

I'm pretty sure that was spot-on.

GeneralRisk wrote:

Leehar wrote:If anyone could post the officially approved, CLA-sanctioned fog rule either in the OP or here somewhere, that would be great, just to avoid any discrepancies since I think I remember something happened with Maert in one of the previous Pack wars on the specifics of what the fog rule entailed?

I apologize for my ignorance, but I dont know what the CLA is! Maybe this one is close enough...................... Fog Rule:

If the second team to join a foggy game also gets the first turn, they must hold their attack for 12 hours or until a member of the opposing team announces that they have taken their snapshot. Should that team accidentally break this agreement, then they will give all relevant information to their opponents in the game chat. eg. territories taken during the first turn, plus the owners of any other territory thrown into the fog as a result of the attack (Note that this does not necessarily include attack information).

The rule can be ignored, if the following conditions are met;

a) No borders are shared by both teams at the start, such as Poland, Feudal, AoR, Woodboro etc.

b) If there is no intent to attack an enemy position, but to only drop, fort and leave, then the turn may be taken.

In short, the turn may be taken, if the enemy will not be losing a territory and are still able to see the map as it was on the original setup.


Once the second team to play, have their snap, they will announce it in the chat, so that the game can commence.

A breach of the rule will NOT result in the game being forfeited, unless; on game completion (when the fog is lifted), it shows that the information given, was incorrect.

It is also good practice (not obligatory), to have any clan member leave a reminder of the rule in the gamechat, once they see the game has started. Plus, for the clan leader to post a reminder on the clan forum.

Also, if the game is part of a tournament (created with privs), “12hr” could be included in the gaming label, eg “Home games, batch 2, 12hr rule applies”

This is the rule so i will add to first post guys. Enjoy the games.

Commander9 wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:

Leehar wrote:maybe they just liked being kotor?

I wonder how many will know what kotor is without googling it

Any person who considers himself(herself) to be a gamer and doesn't know what KOTOR is should just step down and go into the corner to be schooled by Robinette.

I've got my eye on this...
Don't make me come down there,
'cause then I might have to hurt you...

Denise wrote:

betiko wrote:by the way; GR hasn't posted any spermwhale, nor monkey drinking their own urine in this thread, just for the record.

I appreciate that.

Hi denise, good luck : )

Commander9 wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:

Leehar wrote:maybe they just liked being kotor?

I wonder how many will know what kotor is without googling it

Any person who considers himself(herself) to be a gamer and doesn't know what KOTOR is should just step down and go into the corner to be schooled by Robinette.

I'm thinking Star Wars, but without googling it can't be sure. I saw episode 4 seven times in the theater during it's original release, would love to have a realistic Stormtrooper costume (I guess we didn't know it was politically incorrect to call them that in 1977) for Halloween if not for all the manual sanding/painting/finishing to make it look right.

As far as gaming is concerned, Wolfenstein 3D, MOO, HoMM, Civ2, C&C, NFS, Doom, Duke 3D, Syndicate were some of my best games. Quake and Half Life were very cool but Unreal Tournament was my favorite fps. I was quite capable in the Lan party scene when we dragged our computers around to other peoples houses to play. But alas, abuse of my hands by playing too many games have taken their toll and now CC is the bulk of my video game playing So KOTOR means nothing to this old gamer

Lol, were you the sniper camper up top on Deck 16 Tec?

and yeah, that looks good GR, tho I guess I had the sense that there was somehow more oratory in it and it took a lot more lines

Leehar wrote:Lol, were you the sniper camper up top on Deck 16 Tec?

and yeah, that looks good GR, tho I guess I had the sense that there was somehow more oratory in it and it took a lot more lines

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-MONSTER KILL!!!!

I prefer Godlike!
Tho Ludicrous is a close second

GeneralRisk wrote:

Commander9 wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:

Leehar wrote:maybe they just liked being kotor?

I wonder how many will know what kotor is without googling it

Any person who considers himself(herself) to be a gamer and doesn't know what KOTOR is should just step down and go into the corner to be schooled by Robinette.

I do not consider myself a gamer by any means. The last video game system I bought was Mattel Intellivision
Released September 1979
After successful test marketing in 1979, Mattel Electronics released its Intellivision system nationwide in late 1980. Armed with twelve games, better graphics and sound than its competitors, and the promise to release a compatible keyboard that would turn the system into a home computer ("Play games and balance your checkbook!"), Mattel set its sights on taking down the "invincible" Atari 2600. They got off to a good start, selling out the first production run of 200,000 Intellivision units quickly.

Many people bought an Intellivision with plans to turn it into a home computer when the keyboard was released. There was a huge marketing campaign behind this (one-third of the back of the Intellivision box was dedicated to the "Under Development" keyboard), but months and then years passed without the keyboard being released. actually, it was released in a few test markets in late '81, but the price was too high and the initial reaction poor. So in 1982, Mattel scrapped plans for the infamous keyboard, but later (due to government pressure), they had to make a computer add-on anyway.

I had one of these, sewer sam was awesome

btw, as another hallmark to previous Pack wars , where ratings was a contentious issue(tx that time?), my attitude's 0 sum worthy Tec?

Leehar wrote:btw, as another hallmark to previous Pack wars , where ratings was a contentious issue(tx that time?), my attitude's 0 sum worthy Tec?

Anyone who never utters a word in game chat gets a 0 - which doesn't effect that persons rating. I'm sure many people think a 0 is bad, but a 4 is worse.

Next time say hi to get a 5 that will actually help

EMPIRE recruits its "pack" of loyal dogs for a demonstration of might.

Then the, uh, ☠ Pack ☠ kitten shows the, uh, ☹ Empire ☹ kitten just how to do it... uh...