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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:25 am
by Newcastle
oh sod it (again). i fire tactital misslies at the hill.

my smoking crater

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:29 am
by Hitman079
*squeak squeak* go get the ball! *pretends to throw*
*throws* "FETCH!"
newcastle rushes to get it in his mouth, and he "ball" explodes.
God puts another pile of dirt on the crater.
my hill.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:31 am
by Newcastle
come on satan! i am George W Bush! you must obey me!

satan kills you in a way that is too horrible to describe.

my new hill!

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:59 pm
by Titanic
Walks up the hill

my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:03 pm
by Newcastle
damn you! i really should put some security up...

anyway... shots you with his raptor 5.0 handgun

my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:23 pm
by Titanic
Parachutes down

my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:05 pm
by Newcastle
flak cannons at the ready... fire!

your brains will be found in new york

still my hill b*tches!

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:13 pm
by hourman
as your flak guns run out of ammo i send my army of arabian camil mooses to kill you all



my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:17 pm
by Newcastle
machine gun nests open fire!

panzer tanks fall out!

SS troopers fire rockets that fire bullets!

still my hill (flak cannons are for people in the air)

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:20 pm
by hourman
fine NUKE away hill totally destroyed then i make new hill




my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:21 pm
by hecter
hourman wrote:fine NUKE away hill totally destroyed then i make new hill




my hill

I nuke you new hill and dig a hole. Now I'm king of the hole.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:21 pm
by pancakemix
Radiation from fallout make you a mutant shunned by society. I wait 35 years and then move in.

my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:23 pm
by Newcastle
bring in the sucide bombers!

you go boom!

my hole now suckers!

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:24 pm
by hourman
i dig a hole from the bottom of teh hill to the tip launch smoke bombs in a rush you and everybody else run away but what you didnt know was there was thousands of mines surrounding the hill you all get blown to bits.



my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:24 pm
by pancakemix
Suicide bombers don't like bush.

my hole

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:27 pm
by hourman
well i pay osama to drive some passenger jet planes in the hole an dkill you then i build a new hill.



my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:34 pm
by hecter
My sniper takes you out and my mutant self moves in to feast on your flesh.

My hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:40 pm
by hourman
hahaha osama survives the crash and chopes off you head and feeds you to his pet llama betty and reclaims the hill for me while he brings be back to life with his black magic



my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:49 pm
by Newcastle
bring in the SAS boys!

you and your racist friend osama are killed without a shred of remorse.

my hill with SAS guards and marines as back-up army with flak cannons, machine gun nests and panzer tanks (you can never beat a classic tank)

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:49 pm
by hecter
My son joins your ranks on the hill only to backstab you (literaly) and reclaims the family hill… which he turns into a hole.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:50 pm
by Newcastle
your son was infected with T-virus and rips you to shreds. my zombie hunter friends kill him

my hill

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:52 pm
by hecter
Its a hole now, and what you didn't know was the booby traps in hole, and they blow you up. My Daughter moves in and claims the family hole.

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:48 pm
by hourman
well that nigh tyour daughter came out and got drunk with me and i fucked her and she signed legal ownership of the hole to me and then i boned her agian.


my hole

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:55 pm
by hecter
My daughter gave you AIDS and you die. Then my brother comes in and takes the family hole.

My Hole

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:58 pm
by hourman
hahahaha, what you didnt know that it was osama in a suit dressed like me so i am still alive and i do a kamakazi attack on the hole and befor ei hit i give ownership (witch i dint really die you killed osama) to my second brother twice removed 3 son abe lincoln.

distant realatives hole