Conquer Club

Still huge...

autoload wrote:I am glad to see everybody is happy now.

Hm, you're right. We need something to help piss everyone off again...

America is the greatest country that has ever existed, our civil and political liberties set an example to all other countries.

Bomb Iran!

Americans are all just gun-loving idiots.

"Give everyone guns to reduce Gun crime"... yeah sure, let's just do that with Nukes, Heroin, and Pirate CDs too... good plan dumbasses.

Model for the free-world... fucking cautionary-tale more like.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Americans are all just gun-loving idiots.

"Give everyone guns to reduce Gun crime"... yeah sure, let's just do that with Nukes, Heroin, and Pirate CDs too... good plan dumbasses.

Model for the free-world... fucking cautionary-tale more like.

You just aren't thinking about it right. See, here's how it works:



As you can see, moar guns means less people getting shot with guns. This makes sense because of Newton's 3rd Law. In fact, if only 1 guy had a gun he'd probably have already hit Godlike. Since it's impossible to have 0 guns, the only way to lessen gun violence is to either pump out so many guns that even rednecks are satisfied or have a negative amount of guns, an (as of yet) impossibility!

Frigidus wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Americans are all just gun-loving idiots.

"Give everyone guns to reduce Gun crime"... yeah sure, let's just do that with Nukes, Heroin, and Pirate CDs too... good plan dumbasses.

Model for the free-world... fucking cautionary-tale more like.

You just aren't thinking about it right. See, here's how it works:



As you can see, moar guns means less people getting shot with guns. This makes sense because of Newton's 3rd Law. In fact, if only 1 guy had a gun he'd probably have already hit Godlike. Since it's impossible to have 0 guns, the only way to lessen gun violence is to either pump out so many guns that even rednecks are satisfied or have a negative amount of guns, an (as of yet) impossibility!

Evolution disproves Newton's third law.

Neoteny wrote:Evolution disproves Newton's third law.

Evolution was an inside job.

Haven't seen this thread in awhile.

And seriously? What's with having the white house in Washington and then when you finally reach Washington you find out that it's on the other side of the bloody country.

That, my friend, is the difference between washington DC and washington state.

AnalistSkream wrote:That, my friend, is the difference between washington DC and washington state.

Aye, I found that out too late. I already had the bombs delivered to Washington. Not DC.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Americans are all just gun-loving idiots.

That's not true! I'm a sword loving idiot!

(Actually that's not me, that's just the best picture I had of someone with the sword.)
(This is me with my white handled sword.)

It looks like you're cutting your suit with it.

Probably one of his weird Freemason rites or something...

If a priest and a feather hat is involved, then it is the Knights of Columbus, they of the fall spaghetti dinners, summer time ice cream socials, and lenten fish frys.

Curmudgeonx wrote:If a priest and a feather hat is involved, then it is the Knights of Columbus, they of the fall spaghetti dinners, summer time ice cream socials, and lenten fish frys.

You're just angry that our 5 Marine Divisions could single-handidly annihilate all of your 100+ divisions of your military.


But seriously, your country probably contributed to America's arrogance in some way in the past 50 years, so f*ck off.


/edit: Oh wow, this thread was much larger than I thought it was....


Anyway, I guess I've gotten involved in my first huge random discussion, and in lieu of this: Penises.

Hologram wrote:You're just angry that our 5 Marine Divisions could single-handidly annihilate all of your 100+ divisions of your military.


But seriously, your country probably contributed to America's arrogance in some way in the past 50 years, so f*ck off.


/edit: Oh wow, this thread was much larger than I thought it was....


Anyway, I guess I've gotten involved in my first huge random discussion, and in lieu of this: Penises.

Well said, sir.

Here I thought the matter was resolved and everyone goes and stirs the pot back up again...

autoload wrote:Here I thought the matter was resolved and everyone goes and stirs the pot back up again...

I think the last one that needs reviving is the CoffeeCream Jesus Freaks thread... we should get that one and Jay's already bumped thread back up here.

Anarchist wrote:"In order to meet his equal an irishman is forced to speak to the almighty"

true

That or a Scotsman of below average intelligence...

Hologram wrote:You're just angry that our 5 Marine Divisions could single-handidly annihilate all of your 100+ divisions of your military.


But seriously, your country probably contributed to America's arrogance in some way in the past 50 years, so f*ck off.


/edit: Oh wow, this thread was much larger than I thought it was....


Anyway, I guess I've gotten involved in my first huge random discussion, and in lieu of this: Penises.

See: A Bridge Too Far, involves America getting beat ^^

[quote="Ar-Adûnakhôr"][quote="Hologram"]You're just angry that our 5 Marine Divisions could single-handidly annihilate all of your 100+ divisions of your military.


But seriously, your country probably contributed to America's arrogance in some way in the past 50 years, so f*ck off.


/edit: Oh wow, this thread was much larger than I thought it was....


Anyway, I guess I've gotten involved in my first huge random discussion, and in lieu of this: Penises.[/quote]

See: A Bridge Too Far, involves America getting beat ^^[/quote]

Speaking of which, what happened to Germany? They used to be Europe's primary ass kicker, but 60 years of division and repression and now they suck. Come on guys, where's the Prussian in you?

You suck at quotes today, Frigid.