Conquer Club

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:16 pm**

well the lightning hates the muppets so it kills you then revives me and doesnt do it again

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:19 pm**

A grenade conveniently explodes in your pocket

my hill

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:23 pm**

the blast sends shrapnel into your brain rendering you to retarded to remember were the hill is

my hill

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:27 pm**

Unfortunately, you said "to retarded" instead of "too retarded", so I gather an army of retarded people and destroy you.

my hill

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:28 pm**

i distract your army with candy

my hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:12 am**

i release the hounds upon your pitiful kitty sniper :twisted:

DIE KITTY DIE!
my hill btw.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:16 am**

I throw a steak on you. The stench of the steak attrack the hounds and attack you.

My hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:16 am**

I Distract your Hounds with a chew toy
My Hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:17 am**

dirtydishsoap gets thrown away because, well, it's dirty dish soap. the trash gets sent down a chute into a huge grinder.
my hill.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:55 am**

i make the moon crash into the earth. all life on earth stops and the hill is destroyed. (i was in space by the way)

my hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:38 am**

You destroyed one hill, i claim the other hill that was in the trash next to the grinder

My New Hill!

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:46 am**

I walk up the hill

my hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:14 am**

The Titanic sank

my hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:21 am**

The dinosaurs became extinct

My hill!

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:23 am**

I change my avatar

my hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:44 am**

I change it back

my hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:45 am**

walk up and smack you one.

my hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:03 am**

I bring Tony Blair with a German sheperds head and you immediatly hit it off.

My hill!

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:39 am**

i clone an army of chuck norris's and they put the hurt on you

chuck norris's hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:01 am**

i send Chuck Norris to anger management classes

My hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:13 am**

you realize you're the one paying for those classes and the debt collecters get you

my hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:31 am**

I send in Bruce Lee

My hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:21 pm**

bruce lee dies suddenly.

my hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:10 pm**

Democrats take over again, Bush loses power

My Hill

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:24 pm**

UK pwns USA

My hill

king of the hill