Conquer Club

jonesthecurl wrote:Well done.

Army of GOD wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Well done.

I'd like to thank my parents, for bringing me into this world, giving me a chance to win the last post wins game. Also, I'd like to thank God, for not helping me at all. At least you didn't get in the way!

"Oh God. WOW. This is LIKE soooo amazing. I am a WINNER, which makes you all LOSERS. Oops, sorry. It makes a lot of you losers. I mean, what I wanted so say, is that this is just, I think, like, probably, the best moment in my life - no offense to my wife – but she knows what I'm all about.

"And that's glory, and now I have it. Being a winner like me takes hard work, it has been back-breaking at times. I mean, some of you guys know what it's like, $15 million a picture doesn't spread that far these days. And working half the year in exotic locations is not what everyone imagines. And then there's the week of humanitarian work a year; God! Sick and hungry people are such a drain aren't they?

"Anyway, I digress, I'd like to thank everyone I've ever known though they've actually contributed nothing to my success - I got me here. I'm the one who does the acting.

"Some critics have called me the acting talent of my generation and, I have to say, I think they're on the money.

"Which is why you losers, sorry, I mean the other people I have been delighted to beat to the best actor nod, shouldn't be too downtrodden. You've done quite well actually. I'm not going to namecheck you all, because frankly, while I know your names, I can't be bothered and I don't really like you.

"I think I'll put old Oscar here on the mantle piece next to the picture of me with Barack Obama. Obviously he and I have a lot in common, like winning, and I like to feel we're on the same page when it comes to policy in the Middle East.

"Anyway, to cap off: I'm the winner here and fully expect to be back next year so don't even bother renting yourself a suit. By the way, do you like mine? Aren't you going to give me the obligatory standing ovation?"

jonesthecurl wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Well done.

I'd like to thank my parents, for bringing me into this world, giving me a chance to win the last post wins game. Also, I'd like to thank God, for not helping me at all. At least you didn't get in the way!

I'm extremely pleased for you old chap, and please continue, but I would vouchsafe that the following is infact a better acceptance speech, nay THE best ac ceptance speech in the totality of duration.

"Oh God. WOW. This is LIKE soooo amazing. I am a WINNER, which makes you all LOSERS. Oops, sorry. It makes a lot of you losers. I mean, what I wanted so say, is that this is just, I think, like, probably, the best moment in my life - no offense to my wife – but she knows what I'm all about.

"And that's glory, and now I have it. Being a winner like me takes hard work, it has been back-breaking at times. I mean, some of you guys know what it's like, $15 million a picture doesn't spread that far these days. And working half the year in exotic locations is not what everyone imagines. And then there's the week of humanitarian work a year; God! Sick and hungry people are such a drain aren't they?

"Anyway, I digress, I'd like to thank everyone I've ever known though they've actually contributed nothing to my success - I got me here. I'm the one who does the acting.

"Some critics have called me the acting talent of my generation and, I have to say, I think they're on the money.

"Which is why you losers, sorry, I mean the other people I have been delighted to beat to the best actor nod, shouldn't be too downtrodden. You've done quite well actually. I'm not going to namecheck you all, because frankly, while I know your names, I can't be bothered and I don't really like you.

"I think I'll put old Oscar here on the mantle piece next to the picture of me with Barack Obama. Obviously he and I have a lot in common, like winning, and I like to feel we're on the same page when it comes to policy in the Middle East.

"Anyway, to cap off: I'm the winner here and fully expect to be back next year so don't even bother renting yourself a suit. By the way, do you like mine? Aren't you going to give me the obligatory standing ovation?"

jonesthecurl wrote:It wasn't real, it was a columnist writing about what they'd say...

killerpit4e wrote:it is verry simple the person that post last is the winner only thing u have to have is some one else post in between ur post

Gaulamos wrote:jonesthecurl

jonesthecurl wrote:

Gaulamos wrote:jonesthecurl

wins

Gaulamos wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

Gaulamos wrote:jonesthecurl

wins

YAY!!!