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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:12 pm
by bryguy
u get all Eleven Commandments from the Bible
1. I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other gods
2. Do not use the Lords name in vain
3. Keep holy the sabbath (sunday)
4. Honor thy mother and father
5. Thou shall not kill
6. Thou shall not commit adultery
7. Thou shall not steal
8. Thou shall not lie
9. Thou shall not covet your neighbors wife
10. Thou shall not covet your neighbors belongings
(and my favorie)
11. Thou shall do the dance
(Evan Almighty, during the credits)
i insert NES
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:29 pm
by borox0
You get a rejection
I insert a ninja
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:34 pm
by bryguy
an old lady with a samurai sword pops out, and chops u to pieces
i insert lackattack
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:50 am
by bryguy
we get board of this board and leave
i insert bump
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:10 am
by hadati
the vending macine blows up hahahahha
i put an evil monkey into the vending machine thats not there
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:36 pm
by bryguy
u get a note with this add on it
It's the AMAZING Invisible avvy!
Now available for 4 easy payments of $34.99.
Call us toll free @ 1-800-353-6346 our operators are standing by.
We will provide a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee!
Call within the next 5 minutes and get a SECOND 'AMAZING Invisible avvy' for NO extra
charge! A $279.92 value for just 4 easy payments of $34.99!
i insert your invisible avy
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:11 pm
by mr. incrediball
you get a kick in the teeth
"well, it's better than a-" no, wait...
i insert a harry potter book
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:13 pm
by muy_thaiguy
A basilisk comes out and eats you.
I insert 1/2 of Fir's posts.
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:15 pm
by mr. incrediball
the machine overloads.
game over.
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:25 pm
by NESconqueror
mr. incrediball wrote:the machine overloads.
game over.
*Fixes it and updates the machine*
There...
*Inserts self*
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:28 pm
by hecter
You get stuck in the machine FOREVER!!!
I insert a NES for NESConquerer.
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:35 pm
by The Weird One
He comes out and offers to play mafia with you.
I file a lawsuit against this bastard for copyright infringement:evil:
bryguy wrote:u get a note with this add on it
It's the AMAZING Invisible avvy!
Now available for 4 easy payments of $34.99.
Call us toll free @ 1-800-353-6346 our operators are standing by.
We will provide a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee!
Call within the next 5 minutes and get a SECOND 'AMAZING Invisible avvy' for NO extra
charge! A $279.92 value for just 4 easy payments of $34.99!
i insert your invisible avy
come up with an original idea next time
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:28 am
by lord voldemort
out comes two even angrier though i dnt kno why
i put in a chicken
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:15 pm
by NESconqueror
You earn a chicken sandwich! Hooray? That isn't right...
I insert a fire into the vending machine!
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:17 pm
by MeDeFe
You get a fire-fighter in hotpants.
I insert a calculator
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:18 pm
by NESconqueror
MeDeFe wrote:You get a fire-fighter in hotpants.
I insert a calculator
A NES flys out into your hands! Lucky you!
I insert myself into the vending machine while invincible!
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:56 pm
by muy_thaiguy
I get a million dollars.
I insert a quarter.
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:21 pm
by Russianfire8371
you get a quarterback (oh the pun)
i put in a brick
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:15 pm
by muy_thaiguy
You get a house (she's a brick, house)
I put in a tube.
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:55 am
by BobHacket
toothpaste sprays in your face
I put in a clam
Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:21 am
by viking97
it comes out on a bowl with salty lemonade.
I put in a vending machine...
Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:53 am
by militant
You receive a bike.
I put a monkey in the vending machine of doom
Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:12 am
by jonesthecurl
the mon opens. (mon-key)
I put in a slip of paper with "what is a mon" written on it.
Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:59 am
by bryguy
and a sheet of paper comes out that has written on it "the first 3 letters of monkey"
i insert a blank piece of paper
Re: Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:58 pm
by mr. incrediball
you recieve directions from the kremlin, to the north pole.
i insert a banana