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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:38 pm
by Timminz
john misses the point
do we need a new poem thread?
this one is better
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:40 pm
by a.sub
The dice are like girls
The will act all nice and sweet
Then bite off your balls
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:45 pm
by john9blue
Please, don't get me wrong.
I like these as much as you.
But, I mean, come on.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:10 pm
by Georgerx7di
I count all your words
In everyones haiku's
Wow I'm really bored
(bored counts for 1 syllable right?)
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:36 pm
by a.sub
Georgerx7di wrote:I count all your words
In everyones haiku's
Wow I'm really bored
(bored counts for 1 syllable right?)
actually i believe its two unless paired with another word
ok i lied
it depends on the reader
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:43 pm
by Timminz
To know how to count
Is more useful than rhyming
When playing CC
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:58 pm
by a.sub
Timminz wrote:To know how to count
Is more useful than rhyming
When playing CC
To Tim i shall say
Why bother with this counting?
The Dice own your fate
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:05 pm
by Timminz
If dice owned my fate
I would still be a sergeant
Good-natured ribbing
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:09 pm
by a.sub
Dice dont own your fate
Because you bribe the dice gods
you god damned cheater
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:41 pm
by happy2seeyou
Glad that -O bumped this
I missed posting in this thread
It got the shrinkles
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:03 am
by owenshooter
happy2seeyou wrote:Glad that -O bumped this
I missed posting in this thread
It got the shrinkles
sHrinkles are not bad
it is sKrinkles that can itch
stay out of live chat...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:09 am
by InsomniaRed
Don't listen to him
Owenshooter is silly
Please come to Live Chat!!!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:21 am
by owenshooter
InsomniaRed wrote:Don't listen to him
Owenshooter is silly
Please come to Live Chat!!!
i caught SKRINKLES there
so did happytoseeyou
live chat is deadly...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:05 am
by john9blue
A tough dilemma...
Insom wants me in Live Chat
STD worth it?
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:09 pm
by e_i_pi
Hypnotic signature
confuses little pi's brain.
Now, where was I?
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:13 pm
by AndyDufresne
I've tried to include the traditional Kireji and Kigo references as well!
Summer at CC,
Steamy and moist dripping points---
Are the farmers out?
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:20 pm
by e_i_pi
AndyDufresne wrote:I've tried to include the traditional Kireji and Kigo references as well!
Summer at CC,
Steamy and moist dripping points---
Are the farmers out?
Authentic prose
with sexual undertones.
Andy's banana is out
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:45 pm
by owenshooter
e_i_pi wrote:Hypnotic signature
confuses little pi's brain.
Now, where was I?
e_i_pi wrote:Hypnotic signature
confuses little pi's brain.
Now, where was I?
maybe you should search
how one pens a true haiku
neither is correct...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:55 pm
by e_i_pi
Stick it where it fits
You pedantic whiny fool
The pi has spoken
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:59 pm
by InsomniaRed
Hey now, friends of risk
Let's stop all of the insults
Kum-bah-yah...my lord?
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:01 pm
by owenshooter
e_i_pi wrote:Stick it where it fits
You pedantic whiny fool
The pi has spoken
after i pm'd
you suddenly know the rules
teaching has rewards...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:06 pm
by e_i_pi
owenshooter wrote:e_i_pi wrote:Stick it where it fits
You pedantic whiny fool
The pi has spoken
after i pm'd
you suddenly know the rules
teaching has rewards...-0
Silly grasshopper
believes he taught me haiku.
He's not my sifu
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:08 pm
by e_i_pi
InsomniaRed wrote:Hey now, friends of risk
Let's stop all of the insults
Kum-bah-yah...my lord?
Those emoticons
added two more syllables.
Your haiku is wrong
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:25 pm
by pimpdave
conquer club is dumb.
the dice don't always go my
way. Conspiracy!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:07 pm
by happy2seeyou
Wow how this has grown
Insults and sexual posts
Interesting read