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We went on the ship named Venus.
My word, you should have seen us.
The crew - they were a dirty lot,
they didn't car for trifles.
They hung their balls on dirty hooks,
and shot them with their rifles!
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The captain's name was Clopper.
My word, had he a whopper!
Twice around the deck,
once around his neck
and up his bum as a stopper!
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I liked to be pegged, is that wierd?
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Only if you've got square holes. :-\


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...Yes we have no banana's
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qeee1 wrote:What's that?


it depends on which kind...you could do wind sail racing on windsail (boat things)

or you could take a louge board and tie a sail to it then on windy days take a hilly (but most ly down slope) road and race. very fun but very painful it u fall
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I got a thing for hot aliens babes.
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Rip. Slip. Douche aahhhhh
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well Rev lets see if i prove u wrong tonight..
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What is your name?
Hecter.
What is your quest?
To find the holy grail.
What is your favourite colour?
Blue…No red AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU
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Rev im not going to say i told you so...but i will say Damn that was fun
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Post by Skittles! »

When will this thread die?

And I know with me posting in this thread will not make it die, I'm just asking.
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never
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When mods decide it is hogging too much space and kill it.

Only for someone to start a new one.
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Post by Skittles! »

But but but, can't another thread just be the longest one WITH a point?
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I made out with a chick at the mall while I was carrying her.. my friend said it looked like a movie moment? Agree disagree?
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I disagree. Soppy movies like that bore me.
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itd only be a movie moment if you had no shhirt on showing of your abs , and she said "oh kyle, hold me"
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insertnamehere wrote:itd only be a movie moment if you had no shhirt on showing of your abs , and she said "oh kyle, hold me"


I'll keep that in mind next time.
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Post by AndyDufresne »

Definitely...this was two thirds down the page....

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You must get me a shurbery. NI NI NI
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Post by qeee1 »

Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...
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I have an anal fischer that can make life very uncomfortable!
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